Poop Smells in Hotel Rooms?

[policycobb]

This is hilarious!

 

[Plannin'Shannon]

Of course, you can always just come right out and say, "I have to poop. Please leave the room."

This reminds me of Family Guy. "Everybody leave, I have to poop. NOW!"

 

[mariepapa]

OMG I am laughing so hard. Between this and the lady who saw this guy's "jewels" in the pants thread.

 

[kandyk]

OMG I am laughing so hard. Between this and the lady who saw this guy's "jewels" in the pants thread.

Me too! I keep laughing out loud and it's a dead give away to my coworkers that I'm not actually working.

This thread is hilarious though, I had to send it to my DH. He appreciates this kind of stuff.

 

[afwdwfan]

Hmmm... all the magic that happens at Disney and they still can't keep poop from smelling on their property. Someone ought to point this thread out to some Imagineers to see what they can come up with.

 

[CLPClarinet]

Just walk over to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and buy "U-No-Poo". The Constipation Sensation that's Sweeping the Nation!

 

[mariepapa]

Just walk over to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and buy "U-No-Poo". The Constipation Sensation that's Sweeping the Nation!

My tummy hurts. And it is not from "U-No-Poo."
It is from laughing so hard today. And frankly, I needed this. Thanks Disboards. I am sure the mods are going to be freaked when they get here tonight but darn it, it was worth it!

 

[pinkmonkeys38]

this is great!!!!

honestly we had "laws" about pooping in our college dorm suite.... first law: warn those around! second law: turn shower on; it helps get rid of the smell before it leaks out of the bathroom. third law: courtesy flush immediately! you'ld be surprised how much that helps! fourth law: second flush at least, continue when you are extra stinky. fifth law: spray spray spray!

i know it seems over kill, but when you live with other people you need to have rules. same with vacations! and i might add this was for girls.... it seems guys don't really care: the stinkier the better to them it seems! and the more pats on their backs!

 

[focusondisney]

This thread had me looking for a fainting smilie, I'll have to go with & !

 

[vacationbug]

Place a can of Febreeze in the bathroom. On it, place a note that reads "If you make a stinky smell, use this can and spray like hell"

Sorry I am crying!

This reminds me of the note our DD left in the bathroom... "if you sprinkle when..." after sitting down after her brother

Thanks for the laughs, I really needed this today!

 

[Eljay]

This thread had me looking for a fainting smilie, I'll have to go with & !

Here it is!

 

[cazzie]

So funny I haven't laughed this much in ages.

 

[Toystoryfan32]

OMG. I am sitting at my desk at work hiding behind my monitor because I am in tears. This is the funniest thread I have ever read.

 

[Thumper_Man]

Perhaps something from the "Poop at Work Survival Guide" may be of assistance....

HOW TO POOP AT WORK!
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. As much as we try to convince 
ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping 
at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.


CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell 
is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it 
came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has 
been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your 
pants.


FLY BY: This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in 
and check! for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and 
come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may 
become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.


ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or 
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of 
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it 
did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend 
you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all 
involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.


JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun 
pace.This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should 
happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom 
to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.


COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the 
water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poop has to stink up the 
bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.


WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you 
have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if 
someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that 
thesmell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with 
the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.


OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: This is a colleague who poops at work and is 
damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the 
bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look 
around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the 
bathroom.


THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N): A group of co-workers who band 
together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group 
can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and 
identify SAFE HAVENS.


SAFE HAVENS: A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the 
building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly 
of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering 
the bathroom.


TURD BURGLAR: This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall 
and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and 
vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this 
occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will 
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.


CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom 
that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up 
a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very 
effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.


ASTAIRE: An Astaire is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd 
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the 
stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so 
the pooper can poop in peace.


WATERMELON: A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when 
hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a 
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.


HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in 
the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough 
with an Astaire.


UNCLE TODD: An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around 
forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the 
mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on 
the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. 
This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.

Seriously, I would assume all hotel bathrooms have an exhaust fan and it comes on with the light. I unfortunately do not have a fan at home, nor do we have more than 1 bathroom (2 young girls, it's going to be hectic when they get to high school.) I wish I had a fan in the bathroom at home. It would make things a lot easier for everyone.

ROTF LMAO!!!!


I Loved It!

I'm another believer in the "Courtesy Flush." Get rid of it right away before it has time to smell up the place.

 

[Orangeandwild]

I had three boys and plus my husband the hotel room bathroom could get downright scary smelly on vacation

We came up with a rule, if you have to go take of "that" before we leave the parks and head back to the resort Used to ask them when we were heading to the exit if anyone had to "go" and they knew what we meant

Also we never travel without a spray can of air freshener

 

[Pumpernoodle]

Where did that April Fool's Day thread go? This MUST be added! Actually, I think it might be the funniest one of all!

 

[magicalfoursome]

Too funny!!! I needed a good laugh today-- thanks!!

 

[disnut1149]

You must never have had a roomie make the paint peel off the wall...

This is too funny!!!

 

[MedicBill]

I dont have this problem... Mine smells like roses.

 

[Rainwater]

I can't believe this thread!

And here I thought we had nothing left to discuss on this board.