Well, I wont kill you I guess, but..... J/K
I am one of the people who absolutely love the Poly. Im not saying it the BEST resort for everyone and everyones tastes, but I really enjoy it there. Here are some of the pluses I find....
Theming- I am a "tropical/beachy" type of person, so obviously the palm trees and island feel are what I like. Even the room decor goes along with that and I like that.
Beach- That view from the beach of the castle is just gorgeous. And even seeing the other resorts just makes me feel so "Disney"
Food-Kona Cafe is my absolute favorite restaurant!
Lounge-Nothing beats sitting in the Tambu Lounge sipping a frozen drink while watching the castle change colors. Thats how we spent the last night of our honeymoon during a hurricane.
Memories-DH & I spent our honeymoon there and now 1 night of our first trip w/out the kids so it does have special memories for me.
Location-Being able to see the fireworks & the EWP from right outside your door is convenient
Transportation-Not only is the monorail right there, but you have the TTC right next door, making transportation very easy. And the ferry boats to the MK are there too.
Pool- Just very cool all around! The 0 depth entry makes it very convenient for sitting & relaxing to cool off or for little ones to swim on their own(with supervision, of course).
These are just some of the highlights for me. Of course most of them you get at other resorts too, but I have found them here and am happy with it.