Podcast quotes

[Iggipolka]

OMG....every week I just find myself cracking up over a few one-liners in the Podcast. This week it was "No one likes a crispy fairy." I'm still chuckling over that.

The whole television size conversation was hysterical as well.

OH..and who could forget the sad little crab cake.

I started to listen to the podcast for the Disney info, but now...it's because I know my mood is going to be greatly improved by the end of the show!


What other one-liners have cracked you up?

 

[wilde_oscar]

there is a long dead thread somewhere that had a bunch...

I still reference... "I'm John Magi and I approve this message"

it is so much funnier in my head.

 

[Cruz Family]

There are a million.....just cant think of any now!

 

[mommyceratops]

Man there are so many!

The first one that popped into my head was "polar bears yummy!" something like that...

 

[SamSam]

Doncha know nuttin'.

 

[Cruz Family]

"Jazz Hands"

My husband doesn't listen to podcasts, but I am constantly talking about them. One day we are in the car and he exclaims "Hand Jazz" (he never gets these type of things correct). My boys and I thought it was hysterical. Of course it stuck and now we all do hand jazz.

 

[Bornteach]

Just make sure the carpet matches the drapes....


Although I think he might have said the drapes match the curtains which made it that much funnier!!!

 

[Iggipolka]

Above the pearls, below the crown.

 

[aspen37]

Stay Out Of The Damn Lakes!

 

[wishspirit]

'We are like lobsters, we grow to the size of our tank!'

 

[Commando2319]

Keep'n it rapid.

 

[Cruz Family]

"Carnival Ape Crazy"

"Old and Crotchety"

"Yes....the hard ticket events are worth it"

 

[elemusing]

Africa HOT!

What was the one when Corey was describing going down the water slide with the dolphins looking in? Oh it was so funny I was crying. . .

 

[SpaceMtnFan]

From Julie: The Dingo ate my Baby

Bob: Piere Joot

John: Make sure the curtains match the drapes

Corey imitating Heimlich from the A Bugs Land: Candy Corn, I love Watermellon

The Best of Bob: Dontcha Know Nothing, I believe in Naps, They Can't Hit Ya,

Wide Waste of Space, referring to the Wide World of Sports Complex

 

[SamSam]

It makes me laugh just reading these!
Makes me want to listen to each of the podcasts again.

 

[elemusing]

Let's not forget about Bawb drinking Mo JEE Toes. What's funny is I knew exactly what he was talking about when he said it. I was "translating Bob-speak" in my mind.