Podcast Quotes that make you laugh...

[robind]

You got to go with a classic......

Sad Little Crab Cake

 

[wilde_oscar]

Julie saying She Doesn't like Science still gets me

 

[shaeJB]

"The curtains match the drapes"... OMG, I was LMAO for about 15 minutes.

Oh my, I've had a lot of laughs listening to the podcast but that was beyond a typical guffaw - I couldn't breath! I even to pause the show and wait a while before I felt prepared to hear the rest of it.

 

[BriarRosie]

"I'll MURDER you in your restaurant!" came to mind as pretty memorable.

 

[GabbyMom]

John telling Bawb to go lick a window

 

[cccm]

Chicken and Beef Donuts

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[SpaceMtnFan]

I have to say the best quotes came from the podcast show after Bob's passing. When Pete put Bob's Quote "Don't you know Nothing?" on the Prizematron then John's Harp Music and many other sound effects were added to it. I also love Coreys Heimlich Impression That was And don't forget the "Make sure the Curtans match the drapes" Comments made by John.

 

[ladyvader]

Pete said something about male Cowboys danceing with each other from MNSSHP and he said
something like if im saying its gay ITS GAY!
i almost died

I got the biggest laugh out of that, and someone (not sure who, since they were all laughing) said "Brokeback Splash Mountain". Very clever!

 

[JenniBugInPink]

Specifically, Chaka Khan and the Velvet Sessions discussion and Pete said that "You'll see a lot of old queens there, it'll be where old queens go to die" followed by "...Elizabeth the 2nd" by John", "There'll be no string bands or jug players", "Ya killin me" by Pete...

I'm tellin' ya, it was a real Pepsi spittin' moment while I was trying to work and listen at the same time!!

 

[YellowMickeyPonchos]

I agree that many new classics came out of this week's podcast.

Let's not forgot an old, much repeated Bawb favorite - "Interventions!"

 

[robertgp124]

After John's rif on AARP, "I'm John Magi and I approved that message."

 

[stitchlover]

I liked the part on the show about the naturalization ceremony and the fly overs...someone said the immigrants went running because they thought the were going to fire on them. And that Holiday Inn was waiting outside the gates to give them jobs. TOTALLY inappropriate but I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

 

[Original19]

While "curtains match the drapes" is a classic.... John's comment about Bob having hardwood floors was better.

 

[two-foxes]

After John's rif on AARP, "I'm John Magi and I approved that message."

That is my most recent favorite!

This week left me laughing with Lame Gold and with a dropped jaw at Pete's last rant about stayin' outta the damn lakes!

 

[disneycruise05]

CostaGuadalMexiRico

Anyone wanna correct spelling on that?

I'm so irritated....I can't find this segment at all!!!! It got deleted from my computer and when I went to redownload it it had been edited out.

Would anybody be kind enough to send me the original show if you have it?

As for my favorite podcast quote....I think at the moment I have to stick with "I got an enormous portion of awful food." Of course it changes with the day....

 

[two-foxes]

I'm so irritated....I can't find this segment at all!!!! It got deleted from my computer and when I went to redownload it it had been edited out.

Would anybody be kind enough to send me the original show if you have it?

As for my favorite podcast quote....I think at the moment I have to stick with "I got an enormous portion of awful food." Of course it changes with the day....

I think it is on the Best of Bob Show.....try that! That whole segment falls under the "I so should not be laughing but how can I help myself" category!

 

[wilde_oscar]

I'm so irritated....I can't find this segment at all!!!! It got deleted from my computer and when I went to redownload it it had been edited out.

Would anybody be kind enough to send me the original show if you have it?

As for my favorite podcast quote....I think at the moment I have to stick with "I got an enormous portion of awful food." Of course it changes with the day....

it was removed, enough said

 

[Yvet]

Every week i have a moment that i LOL.

And every quote or story told here does make the tears run over my face.
Another story that i loved and really had make me cry and have some stomich hurt was:
Kevin in the suana on the last cruise........... Shave yourself in the sauna was'nt a good sight for Kevin.

 

[AuroraJae]

I got the biggest laugh out of that, and someone (not sure who, since they were all laughing) said "Brokeback Splash Mountain". Very clever!

"Brokeback Splash Mountain" came from my exceptionally witty husband!!

 

[WaltD4Me]

After John's rif on AARP, "I'm John Magi and I approved that message."

Me too! Loved this.