PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 21

[LaraK]

I am SLEEPY! DH is irritated with me though because he had the kids all day and they were bad. (DS peed on the floor, I think that was the last straw). I'd really be in the doghouse, but when I got home I took the kids away from him to get them ready for bed and DS pooped on the floor for me. Made DH feel better. So anyway, I figure I should wait for DH to come upstairs and let him look at me some. Think he'd notice if I feel asleep?

 

[LaraK]

I think I am gonna call it a night too guys - sweet dreams all!

Night snowy!

 

[disneynutt1225]

So anyway, I figure I should wait for DH to come upstairs and let him look at me some. Think he'd notice if I feel asleep?

Probably not.

 

[tevagirl]

So anyway, I figure I should wait for DH to come upstairs and let him look at me some. Think he'd notice if I feel asleep?

Play dead. It works for me.


I'm going to bed. Good night.

 

[LaraK]

Probably not.

Well I hope not...pee on the floor is pretty bad. I also promised to take the kids away next weekend so he can have a break. I have great guilt.

 

[disneynutt1225]

Well I hope not...pee on the floor is pretty bad. I also promised to take the kids away next weekend so he can have a break. I have great guilt.

Yes, but poop trumps pee any day, so I think he made out in the end! No pun intended.

 

[LaraK]

Yes, but poop trumps pee any day, so I think he made out in the end! No pun intended.

Where's that Snarky Purple Tag Fairy when you need her???

OK...I'm outa here. I'm gonna brush my teeth and go to bed.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Hello! I'm back from Richmond. Had a great time.

 

[disneynutt1225]

Good night early birds!

Hey Tig!

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

Paige's plane get off and on time OK Tig?

 

[Tiffer]

Yay! A pool!


here's a funny:

The following are excuse notes from parents (including original spellings) collected by the University of Texas: They were collected from Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia and Mississippi.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. (Squirts)

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother a low grade fever and ached allover. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

And the best one...

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was not his fault.

I needed that LOL!

This is a PROM dress!

Eeeewww, no one wants to see that.

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

I started a thread about the Food and Wine Festival. Getting some good response on the offerings. It should be pretty full by the time we go I think.

The USA has free beer!! Not sure if they run that the whole time or what though.

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1602975

 

[Mysteria]

Shug so happy that you had a wonderful day. You deserve it! What a wonderful surprise. I would love to have been there but I did not know. Well I got to see you recently so those hugs were for now too.

 

[ashjohnson80]

This is a PROM dress!

i totally have the bod for this dress right now.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

TIG, what flight are you on on November 1st? Merle said you get in around the same time she does that day...so, I am thinking you two are on the same flight???

I'm on Airtran Flight 716 and it arrives at 1:51 PM.

Paige's plane get off and on time OK Tig?

She's driving home from the airport right now.

 

[disneynutt1225]

Good night all. I'll see you guys tomorrow!

 

[MemoryMakers2669]

What time does Teva get in Tig, do you know? Teva?

 

[Tiffer]

I guess I am heading to bed. Rough night.

 

[Tiffer]

i totally have the bod for this dress right now.

But do you have the hair for it???

 

[bigmerle1966]

I never realized how much Tig and Merle look alike. Amazing.

We could be twins!

Well, one can go sockless, but pantyless is just not acceptable!

And seriously, get the pictures uploaded already!

Bite me!!!