PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 19

[FroggyinArk]

teo.. i translated for you in the ch

 

[paigevz]

I found the secret to inner peace...and I wanted to share it with my friends.

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

By following some simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started, but have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, some leftover pasta and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of INNER PEACE.

I thought you were watching Sesame Street? You went from that to wasted in 15 minutes?????

 

[FroggyinArk]

seaseme street to wasted is a short trip

 

[sumrmist]

My cousin sent me an email with that in it. She is the type who would hold my hair while I puked LOL.
In fact I think she might have once after that Journey concert

oh now we are watching Caillou...the whiniest 4 year old in the world !

 

[sumrmist]

OH gee now its Barney!!

 

[Tiffer]

Anyone going to the meet in Nov, check out my recent post in the CH for illuminations cruise.

 

[sumrmist]

hiya Tiffer....glad you are going to refrain from points on my comment...LOL

 

[Tiffer]

hiya Tiffer....glad you are going to refrain from points on my comment...LOL

well, it was funny, The timing was hysterical. Posted right after a post about dinner and buter-ing up her DH.

 

[sumrmist]

not her DH it was about her laptop....

 

[paigevz]

well, it was funny, The timing was hysterical. Posted right after a post about dinner and buter-ing up her DH.

Oh, I thought that was dinner and buttering up my laptop. I really need to turn my brain switch to ON before I go back to work.

 

[Tiffer]

Oh, I thought that was dinner and buttering up my laptop. I really need to turn my brain switch to ON before I go back to work.

How do you butter up a laptop? Ithought it was referring to buttering up her DH so she can go out and buy a laptop.


I am just not good with long posts.

 

[sumrmist]

you were correct to begin with Paige

 

[paigevz]

you were correct to begin with Paige

Ah, I should never doubt myself. Tiff, it's law school, it taught you to skim.

 

[sumrmist]

maybe she was practicing her model walk with those really heavy law books on top of her head?

 

[sumrmist]

although the whole concept of taking an inanimate object to dinner to butter it up is a little off kilter

 

[sumrmist]

ok major nap attack here...gonan rest a while.

 

[Caropooh]

morning everybody

 

[Tiffer]

Ah, I should never doubt myself. Tiff, it's law school, it taught you to skim.

I still think there is an underlying insinuation there.

 

[Tiffer]

morning everybody

 

[LaraK]

Well you were trying to get the computer to work easier for you right? Booze and food....secret to success.

Peeking in. Eating lunch. Finished my personality test...apparently have have none because I didn't get any results.