PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 19

[PixiePop]

Hello Today I get to start my summer! Well after I run a few post banquet errands.

I get to totally humiliate myself by trying to return 5 bags of unopened salad to Costco. The pool president thinks I should at least try to get my money back on them instead of being stuck with them. I think the Costco people are going to tell me to get lost and then I am going to see a thread here later:

Can you beleive the things people try to return

I work at Costco and this woman actually thought she could return bags of salad 2 days later just becuse they didn't need them for their party. Can you beleive the audacity of some people? What a loser idiot.

Hi everyone..

 

[Miss Jasmine]

What are we talking about here?

Sounds like some salad greens...perhaps that is a new code word?

 

[debbiedoo]

how is everyone??

Myst -- The Number 23 was a good movie with a wicked twist

went back to school shopping with the DD today for clothes

 

[tevagirl]

Okay...who are the wise guys that sent me Pedro's hat!!!!





4's? Tig? Anyone?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Sounds like some salad greens...perhaps that is a new code word?

OMG no more code words, I can't keep up

 

[oxfordcircus]

Hi....I think that I would rather sell the unopened bags on the street corner than try to return them...but then I have return phobia...I have two blouses that have to be returned sitting on my dresser right now

What are we talking about here?

Sounds like some salad greens...perhaps that is a new code word?

OMG no more code words, I can't keep up

I once heard "lettuce" used as a code word for money (as in "enough lettuce to support your shoe fetish"). But that doesn't make sense here. No one would sell bags of money on the streetcorner.

 

[tevagirl]

Someone's selling money? How much would $500.00 be?

 

[debbiedoo]

have partially read back, welcome new ppl

 

[tevagirl]

Conch, you still here? How's you DP doing today?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I once heard "lettuce" used as a code word for money (as in "enough lettuce to support your shoe fetish"). But that doesn't make sense here. No one would sell bags of money on the streetcorner.

I was thinking a green leafy substance one can smoke...not that I have ever done that.

Let me use it in a sentence...

"Hey, roll me up some of those salad greens!"

I think it could work.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I was thinking a green leafy substance once can smoke...not that I have ever done that.

Let me use it in a sentence...

"Hey, roll me up some of those salad greens!"

I think it could work.

OMG!

 

[lovetoscrap]

Well, here is the update since it appears this has been the hot topic. . .

Costco WILL take back the unopened salad but they said they can not resell it. So why bother to take it back and give me the money? She didn't tell me they couldn't resell it until after the transaction. I told her when I walked up that if they couldn't take it back to just say "no" and I would take it all home. Instead she did the transaction and then said "Just so you know for the future, we can't resell any of this so try to only buy what you need next time." ***? I would rather have just given it away to people or given it to a food pantry then get my money back and have them toss it in the dumpster.

 

[debbiedoo]

I was thinking a green leafy substance one can smoke...not that I have ever done that.

Let me use it in a sentence...

"Hey, roll me up some of those salad greens!"

I think it could work.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Well, here is the update since it appears this has been the hot topic. . .

Costco WILL take back the unopened salad but they said they can not resell it. So why bother to take it back and give me the money? She didn't tell me they couldn't resell it until after the transaction. I told her when I walked up that if they couldn't take it back to just say "no" and I would take it all home. Instead she did the transaction and then said "Just so you know for the future, we can't resell any of this so try to only buy what you need next time." ***? I would rather have just given it away to people or given it to a food pantry then get my money back and have them toss it in the dumpster.

What a waste. You shoulda kept them and smoked them.

 

[lovetoscrap]

What a waste. You shoulda kept them and smoked them.

 

[LaraK]

What are we talking about here?

Hey! It's my stalkee! Wait....you followed me here....does that mean that my stalkee is also my stalker? Why that may make my brain explode or something.

I'd say "hi, I'm Lara, I'm the nice one"....which is what I usually tell new people here....but I think you and I have posted together on too many threads for you to buy that one, so just don't blow my cover and I will not rough you up....


So we're smokin' lettuce now? Maybe afterwards we can do shots of tomato...

 

[Miss Jasmine]

So we're smokin' lettuce now? Maybe afterwards we can do shots of tomato...

No, no, no. Why would you smoke money? We are smoking salad greens! Shots of tomato...who would do such a thing?

 

[sharlon]

Hello all!
I hate my house!!!!! It was what was available in our price range the week we had to find a house 3 years ago. After EXTENSIVE renovation, I thought we were done about a year ago. Then we had a leak and had to have flooring and drywall replaced. That was covered by insurance. Well, Saturday, we found the wooden ceiling in another room in the basement was full of mold and has probably been that way since we moved in. DH tore it out and when he did old mouse poop fell out with the dust. YUCK! Anyway, he got all of the ceiling out and we are going to replace it this coming weekend with sheetrock.
This morning I find mouse poop under my kitchen sink. Also in the garage and downstairs. I am so sick of this house. It would help if I actually liked it, but I don't!!!!!!!!! I want to move!!!!!!!!!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Robin just thought I would stop bye and say hi. You look like you guys have a fun thread here. Hello everyone.

Hello! Yes we are fun, don not believe those that tell you that they are nice!

i am now a lowes plumbing sales specialist.

Congrats Frog!

hello and welcome just in time to see me off to bed. it's been a looooong day visiting the father of our country. If George Washington could father a country, how come he couldn't father any children??? You know there was actually some uncouth idiot there that asked if old George had VD, why he wasn't able to father children and if any of his black family members ever visited. I'm guessing it's assumed some of his slave's children were fathered by him or other members of his family? I really am not up on that part of history. This exchanged was DURING the daily wreath laying ceremony at the tomb! I think there were much more discreet times and places for these questions

What a moron!

Let's see, we have a travel agent, airplane maker, teachers, a Lawyer, a plumbing specialist, a hospital administrator, hmmm what more do we need on this thread? (apologies if I forgot anyone's job, I am not sure what everyone does ) Let's see, we need a bartender and an accountant.

We have a couple teachers, an administrative assistant rolleyes1 ) an insurance agent...

Okay gals (and guys) is momsal a closet PMSer??? She sure seems like it!!! http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1538530

Seems to be!

Ok, so I've been posting since 2004....anyone care to guess how long it will take me to reach 8000?

Post lots of inane stuff like I did, you'll get there fast, and no multi-quoting.

Oh yeah....

MERLE
Is MM back from vacation yet? I need to see if she wants to book my room for November for me.

Yes she is, PM me your number and I will have her call you.

Please promise to beat me senseless if I volunteer to do anything like that again! Or I guess I will already be senseless, so beat some sense into me.. . oh hell, I am too damn tired to think straight. Just dont' let me do that again!

We need that it in writing and I will noterize it!

Checking in from a little touch-screen tv thing from Celebration hospital. My DP is in for pneumonia, so I'm staying the night. Just got done watching Illuminations from the window in the room, so things aren't all bad

Poor guy!

I should be on BB....on second thought, no, I shouldn't. I think we should have a PMS team on Amazing Race...who wants to play with me? They always want interesting relationships....we could be the "Virtual Friends" team...or the "Computer Geeks" or the "On-Line Lushes"....possibilities, yes?

Call Tig!

Hmmmm.....the only problem will be that we'll have to stop at every bar and wired cafe we find...the bars to drink, the on-line cafe's to come and chat here...that's a heck of a handicap.

You would definately have a handicap, you wouldn't be allowed to do it at all.

I think I may have just stirred a bee's nest on the Walmart thread...I mentioned shopping carts...

Why would you do something that stupid, never mention shopping carts.

Okay...who are the wise guys that sent me Pedro's hat!!!!

Wasn't me, I haven't seen Pedro in a while and he sure didn't leave me a hat!

Well, here is the update since it appears this has been the hot topic. . .

Costco WILL take back the unopened salad but they said they can not resell it. So why bother to take it back and give me the money? She didn't tell me they couldn't resell it until after the transaction. I told her when I walked up that if they couldn't take it back to just say "no" and I would take it all home. Instead she did the transaction and then said "Just so you know for the future, we can't resell any of this so try to only buy what you need next time." ***? I would rather have just given it away to people or given it to a food pantry then get my money back and have them toss it in the dumpster.

They can't re-sell items like that and she shouldn't have even mentioned it to you, that's bad customer service.

 

[LaraK]

No, no, no. Why would you smoke money? We are smoking salad greens! Shots of tomato...who would do such a thing?

I'm sorry....it's an addition, I'm in a program


HI.....My name is Lara......I'm a tomato shooter...it's been 15, no 14...ok, ok, it's only been one hour since my last tomato shot...