PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 19

[PixiePop]

Here...I'll send you some good thoughts:

Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon

A God dosn't think he is an orthopedic surgeon.


A physician passed away and was being screened for the destination of his soul's eternal afterlife. Unfortunately, he'd been a bit of a lout, a quack, and greedy to boot, so he wasn't quite certain what to expect. Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him, and informed the Doctor that he would be allowed to choose from one of the doors before him, but that because of his greed and misdeeds he may find the choices rather hellish. Upon opening door #1, he witnessed fire and brimstone of truly Biblical proportions, a horrifying sight, and quickly closed it. Upon viewing the spectacle behind door #2, he was even more horrified to observe various tortured souls ravaged by plague, disease and other maladies to terrible to mention, while an evil guard stood watch. With trepidation he opened Door #3 to discover therein groups of white-coated male physicians, being waited on hand and foot by beautiful young women dressed in little more than nursing caps! He rushed excitedly back to saint Peter and proclaimed, "I'll take door #3!" "Oh, no, I'm afraid that's not possible," exclaimed Saint Peter. "That's NURSES' Hell!"

Thanks for the laugh...too bad it's so true

 

[ConcKahuna]

Andrew just asked me what I wanted to do for the holidays this year. I said I didn't know, but know I don't want family here. He says, 'what if we do something different this year. I know you will have just been down there a month and a half befrore.....' he couldn't even finish before I said 'you bet i'd go there! Then i'd have a reason to get a annnual pass!' We might go to WDW for Christmas!!!!! I better start looking at prices, I know it won't be cheap!

Get your AP, they get a great room discount!

Oh, and @Lara!

 

[LaraK]

Get your AP, they get a great room discount!

Oh, and @Lara!

You're laughing at me? (or are you laughing WITH me )

 

[ConcKahuna]

You're laughing at me? (or are you laughing WITH me )

The jokes, silly!

 

[FroggyinArk]

morning. goingto be a long day. have way too much to get doner before i leave for work, and am closing tonight, have to go to insurance office about dads claim at the trailer, go look at an emergency repair job that we will have to do before i leave for work tomorrow morning, change out blades on mower so julie can mow, and still be at work by 2 pm. wish me luck.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Good luck Frog!

 

[hiwaygal]

Good luck Frog!

 

[Aimee K]

Good luck Frog! I'm tired just reading that.

This is my last day of vacation before I have to go back to work

I was supposed to win the lottery this week so I didn't ever have to go back.

 

[LaraK]

g'luck Frog Man!

I think I may have just stirred a bee's nest on the Walmart thread...I mentioned shopping carts...

 

[disneynutt1225]

Chris sending you lots of love and light.

Big hugs and blessings to you and your wonderful DH!

You need lots of hugs!

Thanks for all the hugs! Very much appreciated!!!!

morning. goingto be a long day.

Good luck, Froggy! You've got a heck of a busy day!

Conc: how's your DP feeling today?

 

[Tiffer]

morning. goingto be a long day. have way too much to get doner before i leave for work, and am closing tonight, have to go to insurance office about dads claim at the trailer, go look at an emergency repair job that we will have to do before i leave for work tomorrow morning, change out blades on mower so julie can mow, and still be at work by 2 pm. wish me luck.

LUCK!



I actually has a fun weekend. I am still in shock.

How is everyone today? What happened this weekend?

 

[Briarmom]

Hey all!

It is already 4 pm here, so it will be the same as when we were in Egypt as far as time pretty much.

Today we ran a ton of errands and looked at the final 2 houses to compare them. It is really hard to make the decision. We will probably live in this hole of a motel for the next month.

Yesterday we took a train 2 hours to the Ocean. It was so so hot (for Belgium). Got lots of sun and sand. The water was chilly but fun. All of Belgium was on that beach.

How is everyone? I miss you all. It will be hard to have this whole month and hardly be able to pop online.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Hey guys and gals! I've been trying to get in here to say hi for a while, but every time I open this thread (no others, just this one) Internet Explorer goes kaput.

Anyway, what's happenin'? Hugs to everyone.

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

Good morning all

 

[Aimee K]

Awwww. I think I missed Bomb. I miss you! But yays to the beach!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Good morning! I see Bomb has posted. It looks like I am going to have take a couple of Fridays and leave work early so we can drink and chat like I did a couple times when she was in Egypt.

We had a fantabulous stay at the Beach Club. I am now trying to work with dilated eyes. Yipee.

 

[sumrmist]

morning all...I can hardly type. I pulled my arm somehow last night. I cannot even brush my hair.

Where is the walmart thread?

 

[sumrmist]

found the thread...hehe
ok off to stand in a hot shower and see if my arm/shoulder will feel better. Might have to go to the D.O. and see if it needs adjusted...oh did I mention he is one fine speciman of manliness

 

[Caropooh]

Good Morning Guys and Dolls! How is everyone today? Kathryn and I are going to wash our dog at a self service dog wash today, bring him home, have lunch, take her to her day camp thingy and then I'll go off to work.

 

[ConcKahuna]

Just found this and had to share...



Notice how many times they mention the word "Straight." They tyring to convince themselves?

While there's no nudity, it may not be very work safe