PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 19

[paigevz]

My apartment is a mess and it's small and I'm home all day. Just sayin'.

Is that a hint to come and clean??????

'Cause I ain't cleanin' for nobody!

 

[Tiffer]

Hi Myst.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Hello peeps!

 

[paigevz]

Hi Bouncer, Hi Merlinator.

Missed Thing 1's sax lesson. Problem is we missed it last week on purpose to let him practice more and because I didn't feel well, next week he'll miss it because I'll be in Myrtle Beach, and the week after that is Band Camp and really the end of summer lessons. So that was a big oops. I just completely forgot all about it today.

 

[Tiffer]

Can someone check my pixles? Am I over the limit?

 

[Tiffer]

Hi Bouncer, Hi Merlinator.

Missed Thing 1's sax lesson. Problem is we missed it last week on purpose to let him practice more and because I didn't feel well, next week he'll miss it because I'll be in Myrtle Beach, and the week after that is Band Camp and really the end of summer lessons. So that was a big oops. I just completely forgot all about it today.

Ehh.....don't worry Vz.

 

[Mysteria]

Hey Paige, Tiff and Merle.

Paige no I wasn't fishing for help. I just can't keep up right now. It's too hot.

 

[Mysteria]

Can someone check my pixles? Am I over the limit?

You aren't.

 

[Tiffer]

You aren't.

Thanks.

 

[Mysteria]

Off to shower. lator gators

 

[paigevz]

Hey Paige, Tiff and Merle.

Paige no I wasn't fishing for help. I just can't keep up right now. It's too hot.

Oh, good, because I don't clean my own house, and it's air conditioned.

 

[luvmydogs]

PAIGE!

Just looking to get your attention...

I just got your updated PM, and had a response all written up. For some reason when I hit submit, I am automatically logged off and the PM won't go through. I get a weird page at the CH when I sign in, too.

I just want to let you know that T&B has my phone # and if you need me, please feel free to call.

 

[Caropooh]

morning

 

[momrek06]

PAIGE!

Just looking to get your attention...

I just got your updated PM, and had a response all written up. For some reason when I hit submit, I am automatically logged off and the PM won't go through. I get a weird page at the CH when I sign in, too.

I just want to let you know that T&B has my phone # and if you need me, please feel free to call.

ME TOO, PAIGE!!!

HOWDY PMSer's

Paige, sent you a PM and hoping you are OKAY!! Thanks so much for the phone call, you are the best ever!!!!!

Shoot me a PM when you have a chance, okey dokey!!!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY, PMSer's, now back to the grind...

 

[paigevz]

Thank you Luv and Kar. You've both got my attention.

Luvvy, I'll call.

Kar, I'll PM.

Hi Pooh.

 

[Mysteria]

It is quiet here today.

 

[paigevz]

It is quiet here today.

Shhhh.......I'm hunting wabbit..............

 

[LaraK]

Quiet? Not any more, I'm here!

So good morning...er...afternoon everyone.

I gave away $10,000 this morning. That was fun. We give 10 people a check for $1,000 every quarter. Lots of work, but it means a lot to the people who win.

Anyway....now I'm pooped!

 

[paigevz]

I'm pooped too. Emotionally drained. Saddened, and burdened and generally depressed.

Wow am I a ray of sunshine or what?????

Later , going to attempt to stop staring out the window and actually LEAVE the house. We'll see if I can do it.

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..........

One bright light.....4......

 

[lovetoscrap]

I want potato chips. Really, really, really, really bad. And I have some. In the house. Lots of them. Left over from a party. Several bags. Bbq. Plain. Cheetos. I WANT THEM. I want the bbq ones. The whole bag. It is a very big bag.

They are not allowed on South Beach. I don't feel like being on South Beach today. I am tired. I want to eat bad stuff. I want to eat lots of junk food.

I don't want to work on the banquet. I want it to go away. I want it to be a frigging potluck. I want everyone to bring a frigging lawn chair and eat in their lap so I don't have to find tables and chairs and people to transport them and set them up and take them down.

I want to just blow up about 100 balloons, put them around and call that decorations. No centerpieces. No other cutesy stuff. My budget is $0. How frigging cute can I be with $0???

I am planning an entire banquet of food that I can't even eat. Pasta and breadsticks and pizza. I can't eat any of it.

I want BBQ potato chips and a real coke. And a grilled cheese sandwich with WHITE bread. and bbq chips. And some ice cream. real ice cream. Not fake crap.


I want to run away and go shopping with Shug and tell the swim team to themselves and plan their own banquet.