PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 13

[Tigger&Belle]

Good morning...I was sleepy today and just woke up. Odd, very odd. I must drink coffee...I'm still way out of it. Who am I and what am I doing here?

 

[Mickey Fliers]

Apparently, none of us should be going to Home Depot for anything less than a Coach bag. I was not aware my prices were at clearance until I found this out....................

Get your Coach baby!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Apparently, none of us should be going to Home Depot for anything less than a Coach bag. I was not aware my prices were at clearance until I found this out....................

 

[lovetoscrap]

Good Morning

Hmm, I had something witty to say, but forgot what it was. It is still to early and my coffee cup is still full.

Can someone fill me in on the DC Zoo trip? I might be able to make it.

Angel, I saw the update on your mom. How are things with your dog?

Oh, and Paige, my phone number is posted in the clubhouse if you get desperate!

 

[Mickey Fliers]

Un-flipping-believable!!!!

My neighbors (all great guys, btw) came by this am to help me shovel out. Good, right? Anyway, I move my van into the road so they can snowblow. Then, my neighbor went to move his truck back into his driveway and slid right into the front of my van!!!!

This is the van that my MIL ran into the Dunkin Donuts in November! Now, I need to have it fixed again. My neighbor feels awful and he has offered to pay for it. But come on! I just didn't need this.

Thanks for letting me vent.

 

[tevagirl]

Hey! Me too! Then this morning, I found out why... DH has plans today that he failed to inform me about.

OMG. It's an epidemic.

I won't let it happen again.


Where's that Pinochio nose smilie when you need it?

I don't know why but I'm not believing you.

Apparently, none of us should be going to Home Depot for anything less than a Coach bag. I was not aware my prices were at clearance until I found this out....................

Good morning...I was sleepy today and just woke up. Odd, very odd. I must drink coffee...I'm still way out of it. Who am I and what am I doing here?

I know who you're not. You're not banned.

 

[tevagirl]

MF,

 

[L107ANGEL]

Scrappy Shadow is not in pain with the meds, but it is still a matter of time. We will just take it one day at a time.
Flygirl that stinks

 

[snowwhitesmom]

Good morning, friends!
Amie, sorry about the van, Sugar.
And for all of you traveling to Home Depot, PA, or the bowling alley this weekend, good for you! Not so bad now, is it?

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Good morning, friends!
Amie, sorry about the van, Sugar.
And for all of you traveling to Home Depot, PA, or the bowling alley this weekend, good for you! Not so bad now, is it?

I love bowling! Haven't been to Home Depot in a while. Not because I hate it, just because we have a deal... when my bowling needs are met, I will consider trips to Home Depot.

 

[paigevz]

Good morning, friends!
Amie, sorry about the van, Sugar.
And for all of you traveling to Home Depot, PA, or the bowling alley this weekend, good for you! Not so bad now, is it?

HUH? Not so bad? Who are you kidding??????????????

Hi Flurry.

Sorry Ames.

Posted in the clubhouse............I gotta go find phone numbers? Is mine posted there? Somebody go post mine, and you all just call me. How's that? I'm doing absolutely nothing but being trapped in a small chunk of metal hurtling along at unbelievable speeds with tired fighting children and a dh who either won't let me drive and then says I don't do anything or lets me drive and says I do it wrong.

 

[tevagirl]

HUH? Not so bad? Who are you kidding??????????????

Exactly.

Posted in the clubhouse............I gotta go find phone numbers? Is mine posted there? Somebody go post mine, and you all just call me. How's that? I'm doing absolutely nothing but being trapped in a small chunk of metal hurtling along at unbelievable speeds with tired fighting children and a dh who either won't let me drive and then says I don't do anything or lets me drive and says I do it wrong.

Oh you poor thing. Do you have any xanax?

 

[Mickey Fliers]

Scrappy Shadow is not in pain with the meds, but it is still a matter of time. We will just take it one day at a time.
Flygirl that stinks

"Flygirl" - OOh, I like that!!! That makes me feel better!

 

[L107ANGEL]

"Flygirl" - OOh, I like that!!! That makes me feel better!

And you finally have a name that doesn't sound like we are cursing at you

 

[Mickey Fliers]

I always revered the cursing as a term of endearment

 

[paigevz]

Oh you poor thing. Do you have any xanax?

No.

 

[Shugardrawers]

Apparently, none of us should be going to Home Depot for anything less than a Coach bag. I was not aware my prices were at clearance until I found this out....................

My price just went up. I want a Louis or a Kate Spade now.

Oh, this is GREAT!!! I totally think we should have our next meet in Jamaica!!!

Does McD's in Jamaica serve alcohol?

They serve beer in Germany, maybe they serve rum in Jamaica

You know, we have a great zoo here in Seattle! I think you all need to come here! I'll even take you all up the Space Needle!

Been there, done that, got a T-shirt around here somewhere. Haven't seen my aunts in way too long though so you might convince me.

Mornin'!!!!



And you looked MAAAAAAHVELOUS, Dahling!

Paige... you're almost home!!!

It's cold here, but sunny (no snow). We were thinking of going to Busch Gardens but we probably won't.

We were too but no way now. It's too damn cold out!!! Why is passholder preview always on a freezing cold day? You, me and Scrappy need to take a Friday before school lets out and go when the place is dead, dead, dead. No lines for anything!

Let's see, my dream involved going from a 2 room apartment to having it remodeled into one that went on forever. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were looking at bad furniture and decorating items from cheap stores with me. I got my hair cut and when it was wet I noticed I looked a lot like Britney Spears pre razor. And I was desperate to go to Macinac Island but somehow wound up on the Loveboat in the middle of the Atlantic

Today, I'm about to go shower and go visit Lilly and take her some yummy gourmet canned dog food and some shredded mozzarella. I need to take her a new blankie because I've worked in dog shelters. They'll take it to wash and she'll never get it back Poor baby needs a familiar scent. First, I get to take all my usual meds PLUS 300mg of "clog softener" and industrial strength drano and some otc fiber mixed in a cup of applesauce. Oh, and high fiber Boost. It may not go anywhere but dang it, there'll be plenty for the plunging on Weds.

 

[tevagirl]

No.

No?




Shug, when will you know if Lily is yours?

 

[Shugardrawers]

No.

You should have let me know in Williamsburg. I have a supplier you know.

And Snowy, I thought you were my friend If word gets out that some women think it's not so bad, do you KNOW what will happen in this house? Certainly no more Coach bags I'll be back to new socks and underwear from Walmart twice a year. You'll set all of womanhood back 50 years!

 

[paigevz]

Morning Boogie. You had better wear some big pants for a while hon.

Hmmm..........wonder if I could raise the price of Home Depot to a poodle.