Plumbers & Doing the Pee Pee Dance!

[*NikkiBell*]

I have had to "go" since 9:30 am, but the plumber has shut the water off! Argh! I am stinky because I have not showered either.

 

[SherryNC]

Do you have a car? You could drive up to McD's or someplace. Do you know how many gallons of water go over Niagra Falls a minute?

 

[dizneegirl]

Did that last week... well went out & no water for 2 days.

I took a loooooooooong shower when I had water again!

 

[vacanut]

Now I know where the smell is coming from!

Do you have a neighbor or close relative you could go visit?

 

[imsorry]

Does it go like this:

Or this:

Maybe:

 

[*NikkiBell*]

Haha VERY FUNNY all!

I can't go out because I am not dressed or showered lol I am stuck. Argh!

And, as for the dance, it goes something like this!

 

[SherryNC]

Are you thirsty?

 

[Cantw8]

Shall I sing you my special rendition of "Tinkle, tinkle, little star..." or, would you prefer "Urine my heart, urine my soul"....Ha-ha
I crack myself up

 

[Meriweather]

Are they in the bathroom. You can go.....just can't flush

 

[SherryNC]

Shall I sing you my special rendition of "Tinkle, tinkle, little star..." or, would you prefer "Urine my heart, urine my soul"....Ha-ha
I crack myself up

 

[vacanut]

Are they in the bathroom. You can go.....just can't flush

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[*NikkiBell*]

Sherry, you stink! lolol!

I finally just got to go AND flush. I told him my eyes were turning yellow!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

 

[SherryNC]

Good one. Now I have to pee.

 

[j's m]

This is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time.

But I can relate, a few months ago our underground electric went out and we lost our well water for about 4 hours. We could go but couldn't flush. Or the time our septic tank was being cleaned, and couldn't flush. Or the time our well pump burned out and we had NO water. Or the time our hot water heater died and it took 4 days to get the part.

I think at the time I looked like this:

Hope all is fixed soon.

 

[nativetxn]

Has the plumber turned the water back on yet?