Please tell me...

Michie

<font color=red>Yes, I admit it --- I'm the reason
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that there is something wrong with dressing room mirrors :earseek: :confused3 :sad2: :sad2: :scared1:
 
I will. There's something wrong with dressing room mirrors.

1. They are made to add at least 10 lbs. to a woman's body.

2. The lighting in dressing rooms is made to bring out every blemish, age spot, wrinkle and piece of cellulite.

My advice is to do what I do - squint your eyes when you're checking your appearance - that way, it's not so shocking. :rotfl2: :teeth:
 
I agree that the lighting is the worst! If they want me to buy the clothes i'm trying on, why not make it look better on instead of very bad!
 
There has to be something wrong with them. I think somethings wrong with clothing sizes too.
 

I agree, they stink.
 
Fitting room mirrors are a very curious thing. For one thing, they're designed to make you look so sick and so horrible that you decide that the only thing that could make you look halfway decent would be to get a brand new, stylish wardrobe and then a makeover in the makeup department. However, clothes that will not look good at home look quite nice in the fitting room. Shirts stay right where they should so that your bra straps and cleavage don't start hanging out until you get home. Elastic waist pants can actually lay flat and not make it look like you keep an inner tube around your waist. Thin skirts look so great that you don't realize the length of your steps will be cut in half when you wear them.

It's really an evil plot designed to separate you from your money and make you feel so low that you'll treat yourself to makeup, jewelry, and new shoes.
 

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