Tuesday, October 20th - The Best Laid Plans of Jay and Bendy Oft Go Awry ...
The day started out like any other ... we woke up, made coffee, and opened the curtains to find a giant golfball beckoning to us.
Them's drinking clouds!
Jay and I did not despair upon seeing clouds - given our touring plan for the day a little less sun and a little more shade was a good thing. We decided to split our leftover pastries from the room service breakfast I'd ordered on Saturday, and combined with our coffee it was a wonderful, sugar-charged start to the day.
Breakfast
Once we were ready to leave we headed for Epcot, our first and only planned stop for the day. Jay and I had made it clear to X&Y that they were welcome to join us but our plan for the day was to drink around the World Showcase in a determined effort to succeed where we had failed in 2008.
We haven't forgotten, China! You ruined everything, you ruiners, and no amount of Happy Lychee will make us forget the horror you visited on that Green Tea Plum Wine cooler last year! Not surprisingly, our family members wanted nothing to do with our alcoholic adventure and so we skipped off to the Welcome Center with light hearts. To aid us in our endeavors I had scheduled a Remy Martin Cognac seminar for noon - we had just enough time to pick up our tickets and then scope out a spot in Mexico while we waited for the countdown to 11AM when the food troughs and booze spickets were officially turned on.
Well rested and ready for the challenge...
Imagine our happy delight when we we spotted two familiar figures lining up at the Mexico food booth ... it was Chelsi & her Jason! They advised us that all the options here were tasty and so we opened the food touring with our friends, trying just about everything on the menu because extra food in the tummy helps to soak up booze!
Quesadilla con Chorizo and Corn Tortilla w/Shredded Pork & Purple Onions
Corn Tortilla w/Chipotle Chicken & Dos Equis Beer
Admittedly there were some items that I didn't eat much of due to onions and sour cream and spicy sauce, but the bits that I did taste were all quite yummy. And who the heck doesn't like imbibing the favorite beverage of the Most Interesting Man in the World at 11AM? The Most Interesting Man in the World, in case you don't know, is part of the current Dos Equis television ad campaign - Jay and I find those commercials an endless source of amusement. Allow me to share some fascinating factoids about, and a prescient bit of advice from, the man himself:
His charm is so contagious vaccines were created for it;
He taught a horse to read his email for him;
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them;
He lives vicariously through himself; and,
It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary.
After enjoying a good laugh we all decided to move on to Spain's booth - we'd heard good things about their offerings from more than one person during the past couple of days. At this stop Jay and I ordered the Taste of Spain (Serrano Ham, Chorizo, Manchego, Olives and Tomato Bread) and the Red Snapper Escabeche. I also ordered a glass of Poema Cava Brut which I first tried at the 2008 festival and which has since become one of my favorite sparkling wines.
Can you taste the Spain???
Aside from the horrible olives (too bad Lori wasn't there to eat 'em for me!) I really enjoyed this sampler and thought it was quite generously portioned. The snapper was also very good - nicely grilled with no excess oil or grease. The grilled vegetables were a nice surprise and still had some flavor and body to them. Everything paired nicely with the bubbly, too, which is a slightly dry, very clean brut that I think is fabulous. My only complaint, which I did vocalize at the booth, was that they served it in a squat little plastic cup instead of the plastic champagne flute that they should have used. According to the CM those are more expensive and so Disney has started limiting their use at F&W booths. Bendy's no dummy ... guests also get less booze in these squa-trocities than they do in the flutes ... BAH!
Snippity Snappity!
Bubbly and refreshing ... next time I'm just going to buy the bottle.
Cutie-patooties Chelsi & Jason
At this point we parted company ... us to learn about cognac and C&J to continue their food and wine grazing. Jay and I were supposed to have lunch at Chefs de France later in the afternoon but we told our friends we'd give them a call / text once we were finished. This boozie seminar was one that I was really looking forward to and it didn't disappoint - we were given a lot of great information and I took copious notes that make almost no sense five months post-festival. We tried three not-cheap Remy Martin Cognacs and a hip young metro named Steele Cooper, immediately dubbed Remington Steele Cooper by yours truly, delivered the afternoon's talk.
From left to right in the picture below: Remy VSOP, aged between 4-14 years in French oak barrels ($45 retail); Remy Martin 1738, aged 20 years in French oak barrels ($55-$60 retail); and Remy XO, aged between 10-37 years in French oak barrels ($145 retail). Why am I not surprised that even oak is better when it comes from France!!??
So seductive, shimmering in the artificial light...
The first thing Remington did after introducing himself was to ask us a question: What is cognac?
I had three answers, none of which were apparently what he was looking for.
1) A city or region in France;
2) A fancy-schmancy brandy spelled with a lower-case letter "c;"
3) Warm and toasty in mah belly!!!
**Don't ask me what the correct answer was; I don't know.**
This seminar was only about half-filled, which was a real shame. The even bigger shame, dare I say CRIME, was that all those pre-poured glasses of cognac that didn't have guests to drink them were dumped out by the staff during the presentation. What a terrible waste of fine, fine booze.
We thought all three of the samples tasted quite good and we learned that there is a gentle way to swirl cognac to release its aromas ... it's similar to swirling wine but it should never be done vigorously - the glass should be slowly tipped one way and then the other to allow the liquid to coat the glass. The Remy Martin 1738 was our favorite - it was smooth and crisp and had notes of caramel and baked fruit ... my scribbles indicate apricot. The VSOP was a little harsher, probably due to its lack of maturity compared to the 1738, but it was very clean and probably would taste much better and smoother on the rocks. The XO was very rich and mellow but had a lot of spiciness to it, which I didn't really enjoy.
We wants the extras ... gives them to us!!
Wanna make Jay & Bendy smile? Give 'em booze!
I took this picture because this man apparently wanted nothing to do with cognac, and chugged his beer during the entire event. Do you know how badly I wanted to ask him to let us have his good stuff while he pounded back the carbonated yeast? I just bet you do!
There is a time and place for beer; this isn't it.
Someone looks sleepy!
The slightly tipsy Bendy models the Remy Martin 1738 she just had to buy!
We were really pleased with this event, and for the $10 we paid to attend the price was excellent given the beverages we tried. Later the next day we ran into Remington as we were exiting the International Gateway while he was headed in and we waved to him and told him how much we'd enjoyed his presentation. He not only thanked us but said, "I remember seeing you two yesterday - you seemed to be among the few who were really enjoying the event."
Awwww, shucks! If he'd had a carrying case of cognac I would have bought it from him right then and there!! So suave ... so cosmopolitan ... so cute!
We happily wandered out of the welcome center over to Club Cool, which we have never, ever, been to before ... we don't usually drink soda and when we do it's Pepsi or Doctor Pepper ... Coca Cola products set my gag reflex going. But, our friendie Michelle's (TheDISneyfamily) daughter was working there that afternoon and we'd promised Jordan that we would stop by and say hello. We also took some really cute pictures that I still haven't managed to forward to Jordan and Michelle but I will ... I promise!!
We were only able to stay for a brief time because we had that Chef's ADR at 2PM; so after a hug and a thank you for joining us for our birthday get-together on Saturday, Jay and I left Jordan to the noisy, sticky horrors of Club Cool and made our way back to the World Showcase. We got distracted on the way to France by Brazil's food booth and stopped to order a plate of Shrimp Stew with Coconut and Lime and a Leblon Frozen Caipirinha
Shrimp stew - yum!
Frozen Pirhana
The stew was nice - a hearty dish with simple flavors and well cooked shrimpies. The star of the booth, however, was the frozen pirhana as I took to calling it. It was clean and refreshing and slightly tart - I hope these make a comeback because they were just wonderful!
It was about this time that Jay and I decided that we really didn't want pseudo-French food for lunch; we wanted to keep wandering the showcase and get our drink-around-the-world quest underway. So, we blew off an ADR ...

... I've never done such a thing before - I am scrupulous about making, keeping, or canceling all dining reservations, but the boozie joy of the day must have gone to my head. And so the brief conversation took place that would lay the foundation for an afternoon that we hazily remember as one of the best, most fun-filled, spontaneously alcoholic times we've had at WDW ... evah!
Jay: Where should we start?
Bendy: I think we should start at the Ditch - their real margaritas are so much better than those frozen sugar-bombs at the outdoor stand. We can get a couple of appetizers while we're there and then we can figure out what to drink in Norway.
Jay: Mmmmm, tequila.
Stay tuned for one crazy, booze-filled afternoon at the Ditch, where a brief pitstop turned into a five hour drunk-fest! And always, thanks for reading!!