I'm already finding your reviews amusing.
You mention tomatoes, cucumbers and onions as "nasty toppings" on a salad, but I don't consider it a salad without them. That's just lettuce. I'm not a rabbit.
And the "nasty horseradish sauce" at LTT...I love horseradish on my steak.
I'm going to enjoy these reviews. If you don't like it, I'll probably order it.