Pete a BIG mistake was made in the Willy situation .

[Saffron]

CR!

 

[catsrule]

EXCELLENT Maggie!

 

[Zurg]

....Do you guys all mock on WM Alex whenever he posts something?...
Originally posted by Wendy
Well, DUH! Of COURSE we do! Why else would Pete keep Alex around?

Yeah! - Why would they be any different than the rest of us?

 

[Marla Hellwig]

I am the sweet and innocent one

gazing up at the sky with wide innocent eyes

 

[charlie,nj]

Hey catsrule …I have a feeling that there will be a whole chapter dedicated to just you and Simba. I’m betting that there is not a one cat person in the whole lot of mods. I could just imagine the abuse poor Simba gets on the HB. As a cat lover I am appalled! I heard Willy mention something about “Chapter6 – The cat woman of the DIS”.

 

[Serena]

Uh oh, I'm in trouble.

Willy, how much are you charging to keep my name out of the book????

 

[Zurg]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
....I could just imagine the abuse poor Simba gets on the HB...

I have smuggled out the page header from the HB.

 

[CathyCanada]

charlie, charlie, charlie....... You didn't hear it from me, but we've started lobbying to have the maple leaf replaced in our flag with...well you know.

When I left, no one on the HB talked about me Pete left me with total access (including the big red button but I bet I was a topic of conversation elsewhere! LOL

MJ knows I would never betray her or Simba by allowing anyone to talk about them!! Shame on you for upsetting Simba like that!

Writing is the one thing that our Will SHOULD do, he is wonderful at it and I could definitely see him writing satire, couldn't you?

Thanks for the laugh, buddy!!
CC

 

[catsrule]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
Hey catsrule …I have a feeling that there will be a whole chapter dedicated to just you and Simba. I’m betting that there is not a one cat person in the whole lot of mods. I could just imagine the abuse poor Simba gets on the HB. As a cat lover I am appalled! I heard Willy mention something about “Chapter6 – The cat woman of the DIS”.

The cover of the book will have Simba and his infamous blinking collar. It will sell out on that alone.

I know CC would never betray Simba, I heard a rumor that is the real reason she stepped down as a Webmaster, it was in protest of all the mean clippies of my baby boy!

 

[WillyJ]

Well I hate to tell you this Charlie; but the whole "behind the scenes" stuff is actually pretty dull. . . mostly it's just Alex drinking beer in the Employees Lounge. . . and while Alex is my buddy and an interesting guy- trust me; he's no Harry Potter. . .




Besides, Pete and I are on the best of terms. . . have you heard of a "Golden Parachute"? Well for my years of loyal service I was given a "Green Parachute" on my departure- all the NyQuil I can drink for the next 5 years which insures I will remember nothing and write nothing. . . nothing anyone could understand anyway. .


Thanks anyway buddy. . . but the only book worth writing is that of the glorious "Corn Revolution" and it'll be years before I can put that story to paper without you and I ending up in Uncle Mike's gulag. . .

But then again- Pressler is gone; those Dwarfs are getting old; and if Mike should happen to build another DCA he'll be sweeping up gum wrappers at Universal. . so maybe our story will be told sooner then later after all. . .

 

[Muffy]

Ha, ha, ha

 

[Zurg]

Judging by the very nice denial coming from the cloud of bong smoke in the great white north, payoffs, bribes and green parachutes, it is clear that once again our fearless investigative reporter Charlie has hit a nerve. You can always tell Charlie is onto something when the old "Corn Revolution" diversion comes out. (You know we should have a classics board around here, oh wait sorry tried that, it lead to collecting all the stories that glimpsed behind the shroud of secrecy protecting the HB in one place.)

Charlie you better have the Waggy chick’s mob check the mail for white powder, (not that white stuff the other white powdery stuff) the sinister forces at play will no doubt try to silence you for bringing this story to light.

Come to think about it, it may well be that Willy moved to Philly to be put into the DIS Moderator Witless Protection Program. Where moderators fallen from grace can hide from the wrath of the HB’s goon squads and hit men protected by the potholes, incomprehensible road systems, confusing Welsh town names (Upper Gynedd, Lower Gynedd, Bryn Athyn, Bryn Mawr, Bryn Gwynedd, Bryng MoreBeer) and redundant road names (my personal favorite being – “Street Road” – what were they thinking when they named that one? “Hey we have a new road here what should we name it? New Street, no wait we used that one, how about Street Road? Then folks willl know they can drive on it!”)

Charlie, Willy may be safe, but you keep an eye out for roaming bands of duct tape carrying – spandex clad assassins. You are playing with powerful farces err.. I mean… forces here.