Judging by the very nice denial coming from the cloud of bong smoke in the great white north, payoffs, bribes and green parachutes, it is clear that once again our fearless investigative reporter Charlie has hit a nerve. You can always tell Charlie is onto something when the old "Corn Revolution" diversion comes out. (You know we should have a classics board around here, oh wait sorry tried that, it lead to collecting all the stories that glimpsed behind the shroud of secrecy protecting the HB in one place.)
Charlie you better have the Waggy chicks mob check the mail for white powder, (not that white stuff the other white powdery stuff) the sinister forces at play will no doubt try to silence you for bringing this story to light.
Come to think about it, it may well be that Willy moved to Philly to be put into the DIS Moderator Witless Protection Program. Where moderators fallen from grace can hide from the wrath of the HBs goon squads and hit men protected by the potholes, incomprehensible road systems, confusing Welsh town names (Upper Gynedd, Lower Gynedd, Bryn Athyn, Bryn Mawr, Bryn Gwynedd, Bryng MoreBeer) and redundant road names (my personal favorite being Street Road what were they thinking when they named that one? Hey we have a new road here what should we name it? New Street, no wait we used that one, how about Street Road? Then folks willl know they can drive on it!)
Charlie, Willy may be safe, but you keep an eye out for roaming bands of duct tape carrying spandex clad assassins. You are playing with powerful farces err.. I mean
forces here.