Aloha!
Wait! Come back!!!
We meant "Aloha-Hello", not "Aloha-goodbye!"
That's better.
After our scrumdiddlyumptious snacks at Kringla we made our way through Mexico (and boy are my feet tired) and then journeyed through the history of man's communication, and then jogged to the parking lot to get our jackets out of the car (that last one is not a ride you'll find on your guide maps...). I had been hoping to get to ride the Tronorail, but alas, twas not to be. We wound up one early and "had" to ride a different train instead. Oh, well. It is still the monorail - an extra ride to me. We arrived at the TTC and walked over to the Poly, arriving about 45 minutes early. We were given a buzzer and had to go back downstairs to find a pair of seats. Then the buzzer went off and I had to run back up the stairs to make sure they didn't give away our table. Too much running for a vacation!
(You can find menu shots for Kona dinner
here,
there,
yonder,
hither, and
yon.)
We were seated along the wall backing the kitchen side of the main room at a two-top with a large pole next to it, which made for small space and bad lighting - at least I didn't witness the kid to my left who yacked up half their dinner thanks to said pole (Tazicket was not so fortunate). (And yes, the parents then let said yacker have a Kona cone for dessert. Makes sense...)
The meal begins with a large loaf of bread served with macadamia nut-pineapple butter:
Good flavor. Love the butter.
Nice bread, similar to the King's Hawaiian Sweet Rolls you can get at the supermarket, which is never a bad thing 'cause those rock.
We didn't think we were hungry enough for an entree and dessert each, so we chose to split a Pomegranate BBQ Pork Chop with Pan-roasted Fingerling Potatoes and Braised Swiss Chard:
Really yummy. The potatoes were great and the swiss chard had a lot of flavor. The pomegranate was subtle but very nice. A good dish overall.
I thought the pork chop was excellent. Well prepared, properly cooked, good texture, and wonderful flavors. Neither the pomegranate nor BBQ flavors were overly pronounced. The potatoes were excellent in both flavor and texture with a slightly crisp outside. I'd never had swiss chard prior to this, so I have no baseline for comparison, but I ate some of it - as Forrest Gump would say, "That's all there is to say about that." (We
are going to Savannah next month...)
With dessert on its way next we couldn't pass up a cup of Kona blend coffee (which our server informed us is 30% Kona beans, 70% Columbian beans - so now you know) - decaf for Tazicket so she can still sleep at night and regular for me. What is there to say about Kona coffee? It is always the best coffee on WDW property - the press pot of full Kona is obviously better, but the blend is still very nice.
Now for dessert we were treated to a special birthday treat for Tazicket that isn't shown on the menu - a chocolate mouse filled cream puff of sorts:
This was a surprise dessert for my "birthday". It was pretty good, but I LOVED the Lilo & Stitch chocolate stencil art on the plate. It was sooooo flippin' cute! I talked about it for the next several days. (I'm one of only 3 people in the world who think Stitch is cute, so this just made my day!)
The cream puff was nice and light and fluffy - not too sweet or overpowering.
For our actual dessert orders Tazicket went with the Kiluea Tort - basically a chocolate lava cake:
This was supposed to be a chocolate lava cake. Good chocolate flavor but there was no lava. "Why was there no lava?", you may be asking. Because it was chilled. <
Facepalm> The lava was cold and solid in the middle of the cake. I'm sure that if I had asked they would have taken it back and heated it properly, but I didn't have much room left and didn't want to cause a fuss over a dessert I wouldn't be able to finish anyway.
I went with a combination of two of my favorite dessert flavors - white chocolate cheesecake:
This was good, not great. It was not overpoweringly sweet, which is nice, but it was closer to dry than creamy and I prefer my cheesecake to be on the creamy side, or very creamy. Heck, I'd eat cheesecake soup (cold of course... like a cheesecake gazpacho... yeah, that's the ticket...)
Our server was Ratana, who was a nice enough guy, but hurried, pretty busy, and not overly attentive. Not bad at all, just not as attentive as some service we've had at WDW (possibly miffed that we only ordered one entree?).
Overall a nice meal but they lose major points for serving a lava cake with frozen lava... three and a half penguins:
Bill:
Pork Chop: $21.99
Minute Made Light Pomegranate Lemonade: $2.69 ea = $5.38 (
side note since we didn't mention this higher - this stuff has an extremely obvious fake sweetener aftertaste to it, so if you don't like that fake bitterness, leave this stuff alone)
Coffee: $2.69 ea = $5.38
Kilahuea Tort: $5.49
White Chocolate Cheesecake: $5.49
18% Gratuity: $7.87
Tax: $2.28
20% TIW Discount: ($8.75)
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Total: $45.13
Total TIW Savings so far: $52.73
After dinner we made our way out onto the Poly beach to enjoy Wishes from across the lake. The Electric Water Parade also started at the same time, so we had a combination show. A few sample shots:
After Wishes we made our way back to the monorail - which stopped and shut down two seconds after leaving the station! It was rebooted in less than 30 seconds and we were on our way again, but it was enough to make Tazicket a little uneasy. And then EMH at Epcot until almost midnight, which is a great time to be in Epcot because you can get photos like these:
And so drew to a close day one in the parks. The next morning brings us a day of fun in the MK, but first... my favorite breakfast in all of WDW and possibly the entire non-WD world, too...
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