Peeps 2. The Sweaty Asian Strikes Back. Pt 2. Feb '10. 2/21-Final Chapter. Link to TR

[jordanyosh]

Okay..your story blew my theory that secretly you were that woman astronaut that drove to FL in depends to harass her ex-lover's new chic...

I wasn't wearing a diaper.

AWWWWW crap.. it's tax day

That was a classic post! I love it!

Thanks Tim.

 

[jordanyosh]

That's what I love about them. The aloneness. Very surreal and moving.

we brought sandwiches and ate lunch up there. it was crazy quiet.

See I tell Jeff I could eat all the scary stuff if we ever did Amazing Race but then I think about something like that. Chewy I can handle. Crunchy. Slimy. But moving?

There happened to be two Americans standing in front of me, one who had just eaten one. He said it was spicy and not bad. I thought I could until I saw they were still alive. There are scorpians on there as well if you look closely.

Never actually launched a scud in my britches, but I have had some near misses. I hear you on the preassure...that's when you don't even have to flush...you just shoot it straight down the pipes.

Too funny

 

[jordanyosh]

I get to be the photographer/security fighter...

Thank DJay

Oh and since I was speechless after reading your dropping a dookie story I completely spaced on your youthful restlessness.

Don't do it.

Eat like a king and save the trip bucks. Besides, you still have to buy some shoes!

You have such LOVELY ADR's! You have a nice long trip, well planned, well budgeted, well thought out.

It's all good.

GUD.

just my 2 cents (which is really worth a big fat nothing since I am the queen of over analyzing things to death!).

I think I am taking your advice for now........I need new sneakers.

 

[lilpapsgirl]

Your "Dookie" story just topped off my Friday, Literally, I can now have a good weekend!!

 

[jordanyosh]

Please ignore the bags under my eyes....it was 11:40 pm.

I finally have my pictures uploaded and will be starting my TR soon. Taken on our first night, December 26, on our first ride.

I feel honored that you would actually think to do that on your first night, first ride.

It's completely HILARIOUS too. You can tell you're crackin up while you're doing it.

 

[jordanyosh]

Your "Dookie" story just topped off my Friday, Literally, I can now have a good weekend!!

Make sure you don't run into the same problem though....

 

[jordanyosh]

Well, no! Why use the squatty when Jordy can use his pants instead!

I've used my pants more than once.

 

[jordanyosh]

As I was reading your "dookie" post my hands flew up to my face and I sharply inhaled before I started cracking up , Bill kept saying "what? WHAT IS IT?" I said " I can't even read it outloud". He said "You must be reading Jordan's PTR again".

Even Bill who doesn't read on the DIS knows how it is on this thread .

I wonder if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

 

[kitcar]

Would love to go to China, although our first goal is Thailand since that is where my husband's family is from.

Your pictures reminded me of a friend's trip there last spring. Her family went to visit her father who lives there now. She didn't realize that her five year old daughter (blue eyes and blond hair) would be an instant celeb. Her daughter loved it but my friend got frustrated after awhile because all her scenic pics she took include her daughter with with a line of people waiting to have their pictures taken with her. They finally started putting her up on her husband's shoulders only to find that then people would put their kids up on their shoulders to be near her and hold her hand. Of course, when her daughter came back home, poor thing didn't understand why she wasn't a celeb anymore. Now I make a point to ask her for her autograph and a picture just to make her day.

 

[winkers]

Jordy, I do believe that's the best "dookie" in the pants story ever!

If you haven't seen it before, you need to watch 2 weeks notice with Sandra bullock....there's a scene involving her , a hot dog and a traffic jam. Kills me every time.

It reminded me a little of my mother in law and someone's wedding.

 

[jenjolt]

WOW...just WOW!! LOL...too funny!!!

Okay so about those people who need to keep planning just to plan I think I know what you're talking about...I'm going to Disney with one of those people...we call her LL LOL!!! 7 days out let's tweak our itinerary...ummm...let's not LOL!!!!!! Oh well I love her for it!!!!

So here's to happy and many more changes LOL and not just of your pants after that story LOL!

 

[Mommy2LittleVols]

Oh my word! That story made my day!! I am the same way regarding changing and tweaking. It's a sickness, really.

 

[eandesmom]

WOW...just WOW!! LOL...too funny!!!

Okay so about those people who need to keep planning just to plan I think I know what you're talking about...I'm going to Disney with one of those people...we call her LL LOL!!! 7 days out let's tweak our itinerary...ummm...let's not LOL!!!!!! Oh well I love her for it!!!!

So here's to happy and many more changes LOL and not just of your pants after that story LOL!

Love it Jen!

 

[captainj]

Phooey on her! You looked great! I love your family picture, and I have a feeling that you smiled just a weeeee bit more because of your scarf. I love it!

You are probably right. I will really be smiling next year at Christmas when it is hanging on the wall of her "non-Disney" house and I point it out to her.

 

[captainj]

I'm sure you DO look good in your new shoes! Rock those new shoes, work 'em, get your strut on with your new shoe self!

I had to show this post to my kids so they know I'm not the ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD that talks like this.

On another note, with that dookie story now out on the world wide web, how will you ever run for president? Congress or the senate you could probably still pull off, they're all about slinging a little s***...

I think Jordan would still have a chance for the Presidency as long as he sticks with the story that he did NOT inhale between the car and the clean up. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

 

[brookelizabeth]

As I was reading your "dookie" post my hands flew up to my face and I sharply inhaled before I started cracking up , Bill kept saying "what? WHAT IS IT?" I said " I can't even read it outloud". He said "You must be reading Jordan's PTR again".

Even Bill who doesn't read on the DIS knows how it is on this thread .

That is hilarious!!!!!!

I feel honored that you would actually think to do that on your first night, first ride.

It's completely HILARIOUS too. You can tell you're crackin up while you're doing it.

I was laughing while doing it! Joe asked, "What's with the arm?" (He knows about the tongue thing, the peeps AND the bathroom reviews-which he loves to hear about), I had to explain it being the power symbol. He was so confused which made me laugh even harder.

"Just take it!"

Next trip I'm going to try to get Henry and Joe to do it...he he. I think Henry will be easier to convince than Joe, who knows how many random pictures of ours end up here and on Facebook.

 

[Native NYer]

Speechless

 

[punkin413]

We don't want to stop planning, it's like crack.

a truer statement has never beens spoken to me.

OMG....the dookie story..... too funny!!!!

try doing that whole contracting/sweating thing while you're in the middle of a deposition. no fun.

i do have to share this one. ray has several dookie stories but he'd kill me if i shared any of the others. one time my mom and grandparents were visiting us. my grandparents always stay in a nearby hotel and my mom usually stays at our house. well, we had all gone out to eat at some crappy buffet that my grandparents wanted to go to. of course with a lot of those types of buffets they have all the preservatives in the food that make your stomach go nuts. well, ray left to go home in our car and i stayed at the hotel with my mom and grandparents a little while longer. then as me and my mom were getting in her car to drive back to our house, my phone rings. it's ray. he says, "where are you?" i said, "we are leaving. we'll be there in a few." he goes, "um....can you stall? she can't come in our house yet." i was like, "why?????" he goes, "because i thought i could make it to the bathroom but i couldn't and there's a mess all in our laundry room floor. i have the dogs locked up in the other bathroom so they wouldn't get near it and they are barking like crazy and i have to get this cleaned up." i was like, "um....sure." so i took my mom to show her the new high school football field and said i needed to stop by kroger to get some milk or something. then we headed home. as we walked in i almost fainted from the smell of lysol. he pulled me into the bedroom and said, "does it smell bad in there?" i was like, "no...just like poop covered with tons of lysol."

 

[winkers]

a truer statement has never beens spoken to me.

OMG....the dookie story..... too funny!!!!

try doing that whole contracting/sweating thing while you're in the middle of a deposition. no fun.

i do have to share this one. ray has several dookie stories but he'd kill me if i shared any of the others. one time my mom and grandparents were visiting us. my grandparents always stay in a nearby hotel and my mom usually stays at our house. well, we had all gone out to eat at some crappy buffet that my grandparents wanted to go to. of course with a lot of those types of buffets they have all the preservatives in the food that make your stomach go nuts. well, ray left to go home in our car and i stayed at the hotel with my mom and grandparents a little while longer. then as me and my mom were getting in her car to drive back to our house, my phone rings. it's ray. he says, "where are you?" i said, "we are leaving. we'll be there in a few." he goes, "um....can you stall? she can't come in our house yet." i was like, "why?????" he goes, "because i thought i could make it to the bathroom but i couldn't and there's a mess all in our laundry room floor. i have the dogs locked up in the other bathroom so they wouldn't get near it and they are barking like crazy and i have to get this cleaned up." i was like, "um....sure." so i took my mom to show her the new high school football field and said i needed to stop by kroger to get some milk or something. then we headed home. as we walked in i almost fainted from the smell of lysol. he pulled me into the bedroom and said, "does it smell bad in there?" i was like, "no...just like poop covered with tons of lysol."

that is too funny!

 

[jordanyosh]

OK, back after reading the last update. Overplanning, over analyzing, and yes, I get it, no lapses in planning- it's an unforgiveable thing no self-respecting DISser would ever do. But, Jordan, I"m going with Cynthia here. You've planned out a lovely trip. Your plans look great, esp. your ADRs. Just have fun with the PTR to keep your "planning" fixes coming.

I haven't made any changes yet.....

Finally, FINALLY, I tell you, my fishy smelling guests are gone!! Freedom- Gotta love that!

Anywho, I have my DISsing time and computer back all to myself!! Let the kookiness begin!

happy to have you back!

Hey Wendy, thanks so much for the welcome! Sure, I crack alot of people up, but I embarrass my kids (5, 14, 16, & 19) sometimes. I'm a little different.





I'm sure you DO look good in your new shoes! Rock those new shoes, work 'em, get your strut on with your new shoe self!

Regarding single-dom: see, I love being married & I'm one of those women who believes her husband would be totally lost without her so I'm constantly trying to marry off singles. It's good to be happily single! But..... if another 'right' woman wanders into your life, watch out!!!! Yep, sounds like you've had a run in with it--real love is pretty earth-shaking.

On another note, with that dookie story now out on the world wide web, how will you ever run for president? Congress or the senate you could probably still pull off, they're all about slinging a little s***...

I'm jazzed about your upcoming trip, and a little envious. Wish I could pull off going longer, but taking a party of six is pricy. We're going to one, yes one TS meal at 50's Prime Time and doing the rest CS meals. DH & I are being taken to see LaNouba by DH's parents, so that's really exciting. So anyway, live it up for the rest of us! DH and I were talking about our trip last night and I remembered that *I* get to introduce DSMIL to Off Kilter, yes! She's gonna LOVE them, can't wait to see her reaction. Ok, peace out!

MaryPat

I don't think I'll ever fall in love like that again.

I'd never run for President...ever...can you imagine? They'd have to look no further than this website to find out I'm certifiably nuts.

I rocked the shoes last night...