OMG! That was hysterical!
I have to tell you....for 17 years I bought my DH Peeps - becaused he LOVED them!
It turns out he would put one or two a day down the garbage disposal because he HATED them and didn't want to hurt my feelings. Finally, after 18 years of marriage he confessed that he never liked them....he was just trying to please me when I bought him peeps the first year we were married.
So - we set the peeps free instead!