peacock joke

[ejmbibb]

I read this joke and remembered all the stuff you guys keep saying about the peacocks, and thought someone might like it. My wife and I were crying when we read this.


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
> new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
> court.
>
> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
> him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
> colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept
> staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
> staring every time.
>
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
> "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
> in your life?"
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I
> would not choke on his response; knowing he would have
> a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye
> in his response.
>
> "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
> wondering if you were my son."

 

[drafthorsecrazy]

This is one of our favorite jokes. We think of it every time we see someone with multicolored hair.

 

[my3princes]

I read this joke and remembered all the stuff you guys keep saying about the peacocks, and thought someone might like it. My wife and I were crying when we read this.


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
> new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
> court.
>
> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
> him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
> colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept
> staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
> staring every time.
>
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
> "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
> in your life?"
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I
> would not choke on his response; knowing he would have
> a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye
> in his response.
>
> "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
> wondering if you were my son."

 

[PolynesianPixie]

OMG! I will never again look at a peacock the same way.

 

[AuburnJen92]

OMG! I will never again look at a peacock the same way.

can't say i will either, without a smile that is