Passing gas

[lovesmurfs]

Reminds me of a joke from my school days......

Boy's out with a girl on a first date. After dinner, he drives her home and they sit on the porch swing. He puts his arm around her, and suddenly needs to fart. He's very nervous, but also in pain, so he lets it go. Girl sits up straight, looks at her hound dog under the swing and says, "Rover, get out from under there!" Wonderful! He thinks. She thinks it's the dog! So he lets a little more out. "Rover, I said get out from under there!" Whew. He's saved. So he finishes the fart, loud and long, and she immediately stands up and yells, "Rover, get out from under there before he sh**s all over you!"

 

[DISUNC]

This thread is so beneath me!

 

[SunKat]

Our Lab farts more than anyone else in the house! Even he can't stand the smell. He farts, then leaves the room in digust and looks at us like we did it.

 

[wardfamily1]

This thread is so beneath me!

I think you're just jealous you didn't start it first.

 

[DISUNC]

I think you're just jealous you didn't start it first.

ME!!! jealous of monkeyboy!!!! NEVER!

 

[jackdis]

Our Lab farts more than anyone else in the house! Even he can't stand the smell. He farts, then leaves the room in digust and looks at us like we did it.

These are all funny, but the description of your dog has tears rolling down my face. I can't believe I am sitting here reading these. This is so funny. I should be packing for our trip in 2 days.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I knew a guy who would announce his farts with, "Fire in the hole!!"

 

[Kathi OD]

FYI......girls don't pass gas, they don't toot, and they certainly NEVER fart.

Girls just "poof."

In our house the boys make hiney burps.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

FYI......girls don't pass gas, they don't toot, and they certainly NEVER fart.

Girls just "poof."

In our house the boys make hiney burps.

I am woman, hear me roar.

 

[ColleenG]

Girls don't fart, they fluf. Does anyone remember the gag gifts Pnelope P. Pfluf? There was a boy version but I can't remember his name. I'm going back to about the mid 1980's. I remember seeing them in card stores.

Around here the kids toot, Daddy farts. Mommy blams it on broken furniture, the kids, the cat, squeky shoes, or what ever else is near by. Because girls don't fart.

I have to say this thread is the comic relief I needed today.

DH is always very proud when one of the boys rips a good one.

Here's a funny story from a few years ago that we still laugh about. Our dear friends were over for dinner. DS who was about 2 at the time, at the dinner table, sitting in his booster seat, lifts a cheek and rips one. We all just started applauding and he was just cracking up. I think it may have been one of DH's proudest moments as a father.

We've also called them backward burps or upside down burps.

 

[manning]

Saw a electric utility truck with a bumper sticker on it that said "pass gas"

 

[mytwotinks]

My sister once told me that a neighbor of hers called it bubble. She went on and on about how stupid and obnoxious that was, so obviously I had to get my daughter to start calling it that just to bug her aunt Kerry!

Now another daughter later, it just kind of stuck. I do hate the "F" word. I don't know why.

When I was a kid our parents made us call them goofers. I think that all 5 of us have horror stories of saying that out loud in front of other kids before we knew that not everyone used that term.

Guess what this was ~ plunk????????

My mom was a weirdo!

 

[Zandy595]

When DS was little we called them "butt bubbles". I think it started because he thought it was hilarious to fart in the tub.

 

[BridetobeDisney]

This is such a funny thread. My DS is 17 months and we say he pooted. However, if I poot, I just look at my DH and say "Sorry" with a little grin. He knows to run! LOL This is so embarrassing that I just told ya'll that!!

 

[monkeyboy]

 

[Shelly F - Ohio]

Love puff

 

[Mellie2162]

For my DH and the kids its called farting or in the case of my DH its "whoa baby did you hear that fart I ripped last night?"

For me, well Im told I havent graduated to full fledged farting yet, so I can only call mine a toot because thats as loud as they get apparently.....apparently they havent heard me in the morning before they all get out of bed....

 

[manning]

Had a dog once who would let out silent ones while lying down.

Once in a great while he would let a loud one go and when he did it would startle him. He would jump up and go around in a circle a few times and lay down somewhere else.

 

[drag n' fly]

OP you have far too much free time on your hands IMO. My floors need washing.

Can you come over so I can read the whole fart thread please?

 

[Bella the Ball 360]

other words for it?
Do you blame dog/spouse/children

curiosity

I do not know if it is me or what but I keep thinking back to the thread that you started about owning your own tuxedo and somehow it seems like such a contridiction that you own multiple tuxedos and yet ask questions about gas.