Bwahahaha Jay!! I love Sam Eagle and I often walk around quoting that line. One time when I was at Disney with friends, we found ways throughout the park to incorparate that line. For example, we were in France in the gift shop that Impressions de France empties into and we were looking at the gargoyle statues. My friend M mentioned that she would like a gargoyle. When asked where in your house you'd put a gargoyle, we decided that you would need a room that was a "salute to all statues, but mostly gargoyles."
I also love 'It's a glorious 3 hour finale" "you've got a minute and a half" "Ack!"
I'm really kickin myself on this Splash Mountain AA question. I once got stuck in front of that boat with no music on but the AA's still moving back and forth for like 10 minutes. It was hilarious site. Why didn't I think to sit there and count them?