Pants optional at the parks?

[2Tiggies]

LOL that is hilarious and i dont think i would have had the composure to do anything besides PEE MY PANTS LAUGHING!~

.... which would have left you with no option but to take them off to dry, forcing you to become the topic of this thread

That raises another quesion: if these people are taking their pants off for a "valid" reason, like to dry for example, er... where exactly are they hanging out to dry? Is THAT what all those rags and things are on Expedition Everest? And I though it was all just theming ....

 

[Px4]

I haven't seen anyone in their undies in the park, but a couple years ago there was a little girl (who had to be around 18 months-2 years max) with no undies. She had a super short skirt on and was sitting on the extremely hot asphalt kicking and throwing a fit, probably because her heiny was on FIRE.

I would say that would have been my child, but she was 5 at the time! She was in a sundress. Down to her knees, not short. We were on the ferry going to MK and my friend looks over and says "OMG R - your not wearing any panties!" And the way she was setting she was showing everything! I was mortified! Her response was that her panties were giving her a wedgie so she took them off and hid them so we wouldn't know. Something we still have issues with to this day! She hates undies! But needless to say, as soon as we entered MK I marched over to the Emporium and bought her panties. $24 for 3 pair! I told her I was going to frame them! LOL

 

[2Tiggies]

Something we still have issues with to this day! She hates undies!

Hopefully she will have outgrown this by the time she is a teenager

 

[jecskc]

We were at Typhoon Lagoon last year and I amazed to see a gentleman from India (or at least I assume so, his wife had one of those red dots on her forehead) with these gold lame speedos on. And if that wasn't bad enough, his wife had on tap pants and a matching camisole !!! I mean lingere at a water park !! I was pretty shocked and when that stuff gets wet, it doesn't leave much to the imagination.

 

[jecskc]

Don't forget thongs. Nothing says hello like a good banana hammock.


Hahahahahahaha !!!

 

[Aggiegrl]

I think its hilarious that people think a pedophile is going to target their child in a public place because he/she is wearing only a diaper/underwear or a girl is not wearing a shirt. The child is drawing attention to himself/herself. A kid who is naked is less likely to have anything happen to him/her because more innocent onlooker eyes are watching the child. Crime of opportunity -opportunity = no crime.

FWIW, I'm American and could care less about a naked child. Of course, my infant son is sitting next to me in only a diaper, and I'm sitting on the couch in underwear. I'll also change my baby's diaper inside his stroller on Main St or on a bench with some sort of blanket/cover over it to protect the bench and those that will sit on it after me.

 

[Pig Pen]

Not Disney-related, but many years ago our high school hosted a group of students from Russia for 2 weeks. One of our activities was a visit to a local sports center with an indoor pool. The kids all had swimsuits, but to our surprise, several of the female adult chaperones stripped down to bras and underwear and jumped into the pool.

Our jaws dropped and my DD, who was about 9 at the time, says she was scarred for life.

DH has it all on old VHS videotapes.

 

[luvthemouse71]

Our last couple of trips we have seen old man testes. Do they just grow so long as you age that they cannot be contained?[/. Testes Gone Wild!!

 

[jandel]

I would say that would have been my child, but she was 5 at the time! She was in a sundress. Down to her knees, not short. We were on the ferry going to MK and my friend looks over and says "OMG R - your not wearing any panties!" And the way she was setting she was showing everything! I was mortified! Her response was that her panties were giving her a wedgie so she took them off and hid them so we wouldn't know. Something we still have issues with to this day! She hates undies! But needless to say, as soon as we entered MK I marched over to the Emporium and bought her panties. $24 for 3 pair! I told her I was going to frame them! LOL

Are we related??? When my youngest was three we were in a Wal-Mart. She hated riding in the cart so she was standing right beside me...or so I thought. I hear this giggling and look down to see a trail of clothes leading down the aisle.. Shoes, shirt, socks, shorts and finally undies.

I yell her name as she is now about 50 feet away skipping nonchalantly. She stops, turns to me and in the loudest voice possible says "but MOOOOMMMM! I'm hot and I have to go pee!"

Your kid may hate undies but mine hates clothes...and mine is now 17

 

[picktails]

This brings a whole new meaning to touring commando.

 

[allyphoe]

I haven't seen anyone in their undies in the park, but a couple years ago there was a little girl (who had to be around 18 months-2 years max) with no undies. She had a super short skirt on and was sitting on the extremely hot asphalt kicking and throwing a fit, probably because her heiny was on FIRE.

If she didn't belong to either of the other two, maybe she was mine. At nearly-3 (but tiny) she decided, in the middle of Animal Kingdom, that she was not wearing diapers any more. Off came the (just-changed, so clean) diaper *fling*. Down she went onto the middle of the path. Kicking, screaming tantrum.

The kiosks that sell T-shirts and stuffed animals also carry little girl underwear, even though it's not on display. You just have to ask, and they'll produce a 3-pack for something like $15.

 

[rosebud4]

Our last couple of trips we have seen old man testes. Do they just grow so long as you age that they cannot be contained?

SADLY.......Gravity affects all that is not contained regularly.

 

[Planogirl]

I think its hilarious that people think a pedophile is going to target their child in a public place because he/she is wearing only a diaper/underwear or a girl is not wearing a shirt. The child is drawing attention to himself/herself. A kid who is naked is less likely to have anything happen to him/her because more innocent onlooker eyes are watching the child. Crime of opportunity -opportunity = no crime.

FWIW, I'm American and could care less about a naked child. Of course, my infant son is sitting next to me in only a diaper, and I'm sitting on the couch in underwear. I'll also change my baby's diaper inside his stroller on Main St or on a bench with some sort of blanket/cover over it to protect the bench and those that will sit on it after me.

Well, some people might find it creepy that a pedophile could be staring at these kids I suppose. And there's always cameras.

I never thought about this kind of thing before but then I never let DS run around naked either. It's more disturbing to me that people are just overall so crass nowadays but it's only a mild irritation in my case.

 

[DaniB]

Are we related??? When my youngest was three we were in a Wal-Mart. She hated riding in the cart so she was standing right beside me...or so I thought. I hear this giggling and look down to see a trail of clothes leading down the aisle.. Shoes, shirt, socks, shorts and finally undies.

I yell her name as she is now about 50 feet away skipping nonchalantly. She stops, turns to me and in the loudest voice possible says "but MOOOOMMMM! I'm hot and I have to go pee!"

Your kid may hate undies but mine hates clothes...and mine is now 17

My parents like to tell my kids stories about my brother & I (when we were kids).

My daughter's favorite is hearing when my mom received a phone call from a neighbour asking if she knew what I was doing. My mom tells her yes, she's riding her bike out front. So the neighbour suggests they take a look out front...

I was riding my bike all right, but apparently decided I was too hot and took every single clothing item off! My mom said she never laughed so hard seeing dad running down the street, picking up the clothes and yelling at me as I peddled faster and faster Too bad my parents never had a video camera.

 

[MickeyMomOfThree]

Eh, who needs to pack.

Just tour the parks wearing only a pair of tighty whities and a lanyard to carry your Key to the World card.

Gives a whole new meaning to the word "Commando" touring huh, Commando?

 

[DisGirl23]

Oh it's been a good day on the Dis!

 

[kamik86]

When my niece was 2 or 3 she had a swimming pool out back that she would play in. My sister was sitting in the chairs near it reading but then went inside for a second to get something (my niece was out of the pool by then but still really wet). My niece went to follow her but she was told not to go in the house in a dripping wet bathing suit. Well my sister came out just in time to see her daughter about to enter the house nude (not the enterance to the house is on the side not the back so she was in full view of the entire street)

 

[MyMagicKingdom]

Last year at DTD, there was a guy in his late teens/early twenties running around with his pants and underwear down to his knees singing at the top of his lungs. DH and I were on our honeymoon so I turned to DH and said "well, I guess I got the stripper portion of my bachelorette party a little late." It was shortly after the guy started playing the bongos on his bare butt that a CM appeared out of thin air and started sprinting after him.

That being said, I could see letting DS run around in his swim diaper in the water play areas (he'll be 2 in July and we're going in August), although I plan on bringing his Buzz Lightyear trunks that he picked out. But I'd probably change him shortly after into shorts.

 

[noraqb13]

Ahhhh, the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[Px4]

Last year at DTD, there was a guy in his late teens/early twenties running around with his pants and underwear down to his knees singing at the top of his lungs. DH and I were on our honeymoon so I turned to DH and said "well, I guess I got the stripper portion of my bachelorette party a little late." It was shortly after the guy started playing the bongos on his bare butt that a CM appeared out of thin air and started sprinting after him.

My first thought would be if something was wrong with him. Then my second would be to laugh, esp once he started playing the bongos with his bum! I am trying to imagine it, and I am rolling!


And I am really glad to hear my little streaker isn't the only one. Its not just panties she hates, its clothes in general. But the biggest argument is about the panties. She realizes that she has to wear clothes in public, but if she is wearing something that panties are not required (aka covers her girly parts) then she isn't wearing them! lol