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charlie,nj
Guest
I have only asked for P&PD once before. (cant remember when or why but I am SURE it was very important) Please forgive me for asking for your P&PD again. My 28th high school reunion is coming up this weekend. I have never been to a reunion before. I am OK with my hair
still have it, I am OK with my body
still HAVE it (IMHO anyway)
What I am really worried about is if a BIG zit pops up on my face just in time for the reunion. Im not talking about the little pop it and cover it up with Clearasil type zits. Im talking about the mother of all zips. (the hard ones.."the unpopables") Those kinds of zits you get when you drink cola, eat chocolate and greasy freedom fries. They are the three things that still to this day give me zits. I can even tell you where a zit is going to pop up on my face from what I eat.
If I drink a lot of Cola I will get a cola zit on the right side of my nose. (of course when I do get one the DW and kids are fast to chime in with Daddys been drinking cola again) If I eat chocolate I will get a chocolate zit patch on my left cheek. (my face cheek of course..if it was on the other kind of cheek it wont matter much I havent mooned anyone in years) If I eat greasy freedom fries I will get a crop of zits on my chin that would make any farmer jealous. (dang it boy what kind of manure you got in your blood?)
I did have a few zits on my mug during my high school years. Not enough to be called those cruel names like pizza boy or zit face but just enough to get a double take. It took me years to figure out the connection between my zits and the bucket o fries I would consume for lunch everyday. (goodness knows what it did to my heart)
So if you can find it in you please spare a little PD for a zit free face. Unfortunately for me I just got back from lunch yes, I had a BK whopper with fries and a Coke. I have to go check my nose and chin now take care and thank you. (does anybody have a mirror?)
What I am really worried about is if a BIG zit pops up on my face just in time for the reunion. Im not talking about the little pop it and cover it up with Clearasil type zits. Im talking about the mother of all zips. (the hard ones.."the unpopables") Those kinds of zits you get when you drink cola, eat chocolate and greasy freedom fries. They are the three things that still to this day give me zits. I can even tell you where a zit is going to pop up on my face from what I eat.
If I drink a lot of Cola I will get a cola zit on the right side of my nose. (of course when I do get one the DW and kids are fast to chime in with Daddys been drinking cola again) If I eat chocolate I will get a chocolate zit patch on my left cheek. (my face cheek of course..if it was on the other kind of cheek it wont matter much I havent mooned anyone in years) If I eat greasy freedom fries I will get a crop of zits on my chin that would make any farmer jealous. (dang it boy what kind of manure you got in your blood?)
I did have a few zits on my mug during my high school years. Not enough to be called those cruel names like pizza boy or zit face but just enough to get a double take. It took me years to figure out the connection between my zits and the bucket o fries I would consume for lunch everyday. (goodness knows what it did to my heart)
So if you can find it in you please spare a little PD for a zit free face. Unfortunately for me I just got back from lunch yes, I had a BK whopper with fries and a Coke. I have to go check my nose and chin now take care and thank you. (does anybody have a mirror?)
Now stay away from the Cola, Burger King etc. 
