Let's get started with a comlete waste of time since I saw how much you all loved the last one:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
(this is gonna hurt, go ahead, try to see it coming)
Sam and Janet evening......
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I need to clean some things up here before I jump back into the timeline so to speak.
Saturday night when we went back to Epcot to walk around in a daze for a couple hours they pulled a gotcha on us we didn't need at the time.
After walking the mystery math route from BLT to the CR and then up to the monorail platform, we got up there only to find the monorail closed.
Really, unbelievable.
At first they were reluctant to tell us why, but after showing our frustration they explained it was because they had to add another train to the line for later on due to Night of Joy that again starts at the Magic Kingdom at 7.
They said it will be down for just over a half hour right now.
Once again, it just baffles us how little the cast members seem to know about what is going on where they work.
First they told us at check in that the monorail will shut down one hour after MK closes, which means that according to them it's only running till 8 o'clock last night and tonight.
Now, at 5:30 they are shutting it down so they can add XTRA trains to the system, so we have to go back down and walk over to the bus stop and catch a bus to the TTC where we can board the Epcot train that isn't shut down.
If they know they are going to do this wouldn't you think they could send a robocall to your room phone at the least to warn you? Shoot, they sent us a robocall to tell us they may shoot some fireworks off around one in the morning experimenting something so if we hear them not to be alarmed. At least put up a sign by the escalator downstairs so you don't waste your time going up there.
I thought for sure we were going to last the entire stay here without once having to use a bus but we need one now.
And the bus stop was packed with people needing to get there, wasn't this one of the main reasons for staying at a monorail resort and paying so much? You know, to use the monorail? There was a lot of folks cussin' because they are trying to make dinner reservations at Le Cellier, one family for Coral Reef and a couple needing to get to the Yacht Club for the Steakhouse, I believe.
and,,,,,,,
Let's see, like I said, Sunday we did go to Magic Kingdom
but it, too was a walk around in a daze time. I know I took pictures, but I guess I'm going to post them as if we had taken them all on Monday, when we did go back after making our finall decision on what we were going to do.
I guess that' s about it,,,,,,,,, resume.
Monday, September 12
Sunday had been very stressful on us, and I'm sorry to say that the next morning neither of us were feeling to great because the decision wasn't totally official yet, still waiting to see about the car, but also because we had too much to drink sitting on our balcony talking it over, at least I did, the night before.
The last thing either of us felt like doing was getting up early, but that's what we did, to make sure we were one of the first to be at the Car Care Center when they opened at 7 in the morning, and they didn't take reservations, it was first come first serve.
With all that's happened so far on this trip I'm sure you see why I came up with The Beast as a euphemism for the entire trip, and guess what? He's not done with us yet!
We got there about ten minutes after but there was somebody already ahead of us, and they were still having to finish up cars from the day or two before so it will be a short wait before they can look at the Santa Fe.
I also made sure to tell him about the tire valve, and that Goodyear themselves had just sold me the tires so I don't expect to be charged for it.
What I really didn't like was once again, we are in a waiting room, waiting to either be called or for someone to give us information on something. With all the eye crap going on these last 9 months I feel like my new hobby is sitting around ugly rooms waiting for somebody to call my name.
I just never thought we'd be doing that, here, in DisneyWorld.
We sat there for about 45 minutes and the waiting just killed me. I kept going out to see if the car had been moved into the bay, then I did a quick walk over to the Hess station and got a paper for Diane, then I'd check the parking spot again. Finally, a guy was pulling it into the ER for triage.
My mind had to try and come up with an estimate for the exhaust, kind of like making a sick game out of it, but it has been years and years since I've had to have something like this fixed. I know if it's definately the converter we can be talking around 900 bucks or so.
Ok, my little guesstimate to myself was 925, that way if it IS this ungodly number I can say to myself, "well, yeah, that's kind of what I thought it would be."
Sometimes semantics can be extremely usefull tools when needing the brain to rationalize and accept something.
Any guesses? Go ahead.
It's a strange feeling sitting there waiting in the lobby, it's not unlike being in a hospital waiting for the doctor to come out and give you the news on your loved one.
It's when the doctor himself comes out into the waiting room that you know it's usually good news, they send the RN out when it's bad news that needs to be delivered.
But here it's just the opposite;
they come and get you just to bring you to the patient.
Oh yes.
It's when they come and tell you to follow them back into the service area that you know it's going to be bad news.
Smidgy had just set off in search of a bathroom, when as I was staring out the window I got a tap on the shoulder;
"Mr. Nebo? Please follow me."
He brought me back in the operating room, where the Santa Fe was up on the gurney with all the tubes and monitors hooked up to it and people standing around it looking grim, my heart was just breaking, it looked so sad and pathetic.
In the bed next to it was a Cadillac Escalade complaining that one of it's tires needs balancing because it keeps getting the shakes but I can tell that all this thing really needs is to lay off the synthetic 40 weight for a while and it will be fine, but that's just Escalades, they think the Atlas revolves around them.
Then this guy passed me off to another guy who brought me underneath and started reading from a chart as he was pointing things out to me. Ever notice how they will have to vehicle raised on the hoist, but just high enough so you will still bash your head at least a couple times underneath as he's pointing things out to you. This is by design, I guess they need some fun having to deal with greiving owners all day long.
I didn't let them down, but I refused to say "OW."
We started under the engine, then worked our way back.
The bottom line was:
The catalytic converter was indeed shot,,,,,,along with just about the rest of the entire exhaust system. There's no way you should even think about trying to make it back to the Chicago area without risking major engine damage or much worse if it comes down at 70 miles an hour.
I asked if there was any way it can by just wired up for now but they said stuff like that never holds for long, and I've found out myself in the past that's true.
Besides Mr. Nebo, don't think that because you are in Disneyworld that our rates are going to be through the roof, our prices are very competitive to local repair shops and much cheaper than dealers.
"How much?"
"Parts and labor, about 1260 dollars!"
I gasped, said "Move over," and I climbed into bed with it. "You may start an Early Times IV now."
But I couldn't see an alternative so I gave him the go ahead. He told me he'd order the parts right away, but it won't be done until sometime tomorrow, I have a driver who will take you back to the TTC where they drop off everyone, it's not policy to take customers to individual resorts like BLT in your case.
He'll call us on our cell phone tomorrow when the car is done, it will be worked on ASAP, with TLC, even though it came in DOA and was ready to RIP. Then, a driver will meet us back at the TTC and bring us back to the CCC.
After an Ok he said 10-4 and had to go and recharge his acronyms for the next guy.
He was like listening to an audio Tom Clancy book, "The Hunt for Red September."
I gave Smidgy the bad news, and we sat down on a bench at the TTC to talk it over again.
That's when we decided there was nothing we could really do, it's official, we are staying here and that's that.
In a way it was kind of a relief now, we could look at this in an entirely different light now and we were determined to enjoy ourselves. It was a strange feeling at first, to be sure, and it is going to take a little bit at first to completely accept it, but the sense of relief for him and that he won't have to suffer anymore grew, more and more and that was the most important thing.
"Hey look, this aerial train ride goes right to the Magic Kingdom, would you care to join me?"
I'm not going to tell you who said that, mainly, because it doesn't matter, our feelings were interchangable.
Took the monorail to the Magic Kingdom and just missed the Welcome Show out in front of the train station.
Once inside we did our trick that worked so well for us before;
We went right up the stairs to the train station.
You have to wait for the train that brought Goofy and Mickey and them to leave, then another train pulls in and loads.
Took this while waiting;
At 9:08 this then pulls out and goes to Frontierland, where it pulls up behind Splash Mountain just as the fastest walkers are leading the vanguard all the way from Main Street. We have done this 3 times now, and it's worked to a charm every time, maybe only a few of the fastest teenagers will get to either SM or BTMR ahead of you.
It also saves a LOT of energy at teh beginning of the day.
One problem today though;
just as our train arrived, there was an announcement on the train that Splash Mountain will have to delay opening due to a big bird that has gotten inside and they are trying to catch.
"Coool, Big Bird is with Br'er Fox and Bre'r Rabbit."
"Maybe Br'er Gonzo and Br'er Kermit will show up too."
Smidgy added, "Or S'ter Piggy."
No, I can't tell you which is Sesame Street or Muppets or Electric Compay,,, was that it? The Electric Company?
When I think big bird, I'm thinking Nigel!
She went for fastpasses for Splash, I went and waited at the entrance to Big Thunder for her.
Even in here I had a hard time seeing.
I was ok at first, but when you turn to go down the ramp and then choose a row I'm in "wifey mercy" mode.
She went right for the last seat in the last car, but I stopped her just as a train pulled up and we got in the front seat of the last car, same car just about 3 feet forward.
Yes, there is truth when they say coasters are better in teh afternoon and evening. The grease on the tracks is still thick in the morning and it's not as fast. But after it's heated up from friction and the sun all day, you can really see a difference, but BTMR is just a fun ride anyway, no matter what, especially if you sit close to the back where you get more air time.
Now, at the end of the ride let's see if my seat changing decision worked out:
Sure enough, when the train pulled back into the station, there were people waiting to get in the last seat, but nobody was for our seat right in front of them, second row from the back.
I glanced at a cast member standing on the exit side of the train who caught this and nodded his head in appreciation and gave us the thumbs up sign.
At least I THINK that was the finger he used.
We didn't even have to get out and went around again!
Oh, the little tricks you learn, heh.
Splash was still down but we are really in no rush for anything and went and visited our favorite smoking area, I still have to have the rocking chair picture taken, smoking or not.
Splash Mountain screwed up our plan, so we headed back to Fantasyland.
Over there we saw the new interactive line for the Pooh ride, it's pretty clever but I can see it causing problems with people getting our of line or others behind you now passing you up. I think they could have really used this better at Peter Pan where the line seems to move much slower.
It's hard to describe what the stuff was here, maybe Diane can do that for me.
So far today I've been doing all right with the hangover, but one thing I didn't need was Tigger telling me to ,
"Come bounce with me."
Noooo, "Come puke with me," is more like it.
What I was interested in though was the construction behind the wall. The wall isn't blocking too much now and the new castle over there is a lot bigger than I thought it was going to be. I also saw what I thought were the tracks for the new mine ride there and that seems on a bigger scale than I thought it would be. I never had too much interest in the Fantasyland expansion but I've got a lot more now.
I think, the sequence then was to hit the Jungle Cruise, I wanted to maybe try this one at night again so let's get a fastpass for it and after we did it was, "Oh what the heck, only a ten minute wait now so might as well ride it.
Gota girl for a skipper, which usually makes me sad, we always think that most guys are better, heck, one time we even got a female Japanese mime for a skipper, (go ahead, ask me how that worked out), but most skippers are girls nowadays, but this girl was Allll RIIIGHT!
My goal here is always try to here one of the headhunters say "I love disco" which I read in a guide book, but even with the hearing aids I still haven't heard it for sure, and right now I'm on the wrong side of the boat.
Then, our first port of call was in Agrabah.
They said they had some excellent duty free rum there but we didn't find any.
While over there I took a picture of the carpets, and the throw rugs are not cheap here:
Kind of funny how it's a more interesting ride than Dumbo, what with the squirting water and such, but it only gets about a third of the crowds.
Then I said something stupid and I don't mean with Frank and Nancy, (neeb, you know darn well most people are too young to get that, why do you do it?), I suggested getting POTC our of the way now rather than wait for tonight when I'll be able to see it better.
Oh my goodness is it dark in there following the cavern passages to the boat dock!
I think they have removed all lighting now and replaced them with punks and a few trained fireflies.
With Smidgy tugging me I just ricocheted off of the railings and stone wall the whole way there.
At least I didn't try to get in row 3 and a half this time.
When I took this photo, his face was really clear in the mist, now I can't really see it at all though.
There was one thing left we wanted to do now before we head on back, and that was the new Tiki Birds.
Yeah, it's different all right, but I don't think in a good way, although Walt would probably like it more now.
I liked when the added Zazu and Iago to it ten years ago, but I didn't like Iago screaming the whole time, his voice really rubbed my nerves raw, but I liked the singing totem poles or spirits or whatever doing things like In the Still of the Night.
Now, all it really is is a song and dance show, with many songs that more than likely only your grandparents would recognize. Without the humor, and no violent thunderstorms, less special effects, it's about as exciting as the Hall of Presidents practicing to be Amway salesmen.
With that we headed back up Main Street to see the Halloween decorations which we missed by taking the train.
It's September 12th, Halloween isn't exactly right around the corner yet, but they were really getting you in the Autumn mood allright.
They do this very well, get you in the mood, make you want to go smash pumpkins and throw eggs at a house.
We walked back to the resort.
Yes, this is very convenient for these split days like this.
In the room Diane made us sandwiches and cottage cheese and we went back down to the Contemporary pool since we still haven't tried the slide there.
( ok, she didn't really make the cottage cheese, no, I wasn't getting the cow costume out to do that either.)
Once again we had to settle in by the lakeside pool but we did try out the slide there so it was a small feeling of accomplishment at least.
The slide is nothing special here,, better than FQ and Riverside and CBR, but one thing it has going for it is at least it doesn't hurt and rip your back up.
Eating also made us tired, and after Yellow shirt started up again, when Smidgy said a short nap would be really sweet right now, I agreed with her and we went back up.
Tired as I was, it took a bit to fall asleep;
kept thinking about this little 1260 dollar payment we weren't planning on.
Hey, I know how we can bring the cost of the trip back even and where it should be at this time:
to make up for this unexpected bill we will just have to skip the Mai Tais at the Top of the World Lounge we were going to get tomorrow night!
Heyyyyyyy,,,,
The Bears are about to start,,,,,
don't have too much hope thought tonight,,,
they are 8 point dogs.
But they can't do too much worse than the Pats did yesterday though, can they?
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