Our Ten Day Adventure w/ NO Lines!!!!

[sammielynn]

Is Regis on yet???

 

[LittleBear's Mom]

Thanks for the latest installment Amy. I've really enjoyed reading your trip report. Getting this update from you today was better than satisfying a nicotine fit!

 

[disneyfamilyof5]

I was so thrilled to come into work this morning to discover that you had a new installment up!!! I love your trip report!!

 

[crazycarol]

Amy: I just read your last installment and I think it was great. I don't think you need to finish with a 'crazy carol' story. What will your fans think? Let's just leave the Trip Report as it is and let everyone enjoy your vacation antics. Why bore people with my antics? Love, Mom

But on the other hand maybe I'll get my own "Fan Club" after you tell your story.

 

[AmyBennett]

Mother dear,aka Crazy Carol,

Your antics are too good not to include!!!!! If only Bubba had this little moped at the airport!!!! You will all soon see what I am refering to!!!!

 

[beachgrl001]

I needed a cigarette after what is now known as the "beer incident" and believe it or not, Disney does no prohibit smoking in their parking lots…Imagine that. So, PP and I dawdled…Maybe because it was our last day in a park, or maybe because I just had 8 drinks in like three hours…not sure which!!! And PP always dawdles, so I can’t justify her actions.

PP and I hovered in the deep end, because it seems as if the rude people always migrate in the shallow end. They are the same folks who are lacking beach etiquette. I understand there are places in this country where some people have never seen the ocean/beach, let alone vacationed there…but I bet you that 90% of the rude beach people I run into in Ocean City, NJ have lived in Philly their entire lives and just make a game out of making my life miserable. You know who you are….”Loud radio playing, sit to close to the ocean and expect us to move when the tide comes in, don’t bring toys for your children who like to run by our blanket and kick sand” People!!! Ok…enough of that….Anyhow, these were the folks in the shallow end of our pool.

We walk into Crackle Barrel and get seated immediately. The place is empty. We order cokes all around and decide which entrees will clog our arteries best. Bubba has chicken fried steak…I order chicken fried chicken…and PP gets the special, which is like Thanksgiving day. Turkey, potatoes, stuffing, gravy, cranberry sauce, etc…You get the picture. We stuff ourselves with the scrumptious southern’ food, make a mess, overtip and make our way to the door….but on the way to the exit is a gift shop. Wow…not just Disney knows about this marketing Mecca known as the drop shop.

We browse a bit…and PP still has some money burning a hole in her pocket. She decides on two bath toys. A nemo fish and a yellow duck. Wait, PP, are you 8 or 4?????? But whatever makes her happy.

After we pay for our newly acquired bath toys, we attempt to exit….Although we are blocked by a crowd making their way into the Crackle Barrel…What is this? A bird? A plane? Superman? No, no…it is a TOUR BUS filled with hungry tourists. Does restaurant karma get any better than this???????? See ya later Crackle Barrel….have fun feeding that hungry crowd.

Love your report! I guess my dh will be smoking his brains out while walking through the parking lots now I can prepair myself.. As for the beach etiquette, I always thought that you should sit a certtain distance away from people on the beach, evidentally others dont feel this way) and how come the old guy in the speedos always parks next to me???
Im hoping some of your "resturant karma" will rub off on me...

ps. my moms nickname is "crazy lady" I swear!!!

 

[LittleBear's Mom]

Amy, please don't keep us in suspense. Regis and Kelly are over now. We are past the WDW info., now we just want to hear about you Mom!

 

[AmyBennett]

beachgrl---Maybe our mother's are friends....crazy and crazier?????

Yes, sadly we are done with actual WDW stuff...however, the best is yet to come!!!

 

[crazycarol]

The suspense is killing me and I'm getting really worried about what you are going to write. To all of Amy's fan club please remember: "she likes to exaggerate a little bit".

 

[8 Ears]

Oh, Amy, where art thou? Please hurry!! I just found the thread today and have read the whole thing! OK, I am a teacher and have nothing better to do today.

 

[zigzagzerr]

Amy,
You are the best! I have absolutely loved reliving your trip. And "restaurant karma" was all over our vocabulary on our trip 2 weeks ago. Thanks again for sharing this with us.

 

[wilma-bride]

Amy

I have just read the whole TR from beginning to...well, as far as you have gotten. Way to stretch out a trippy

 

[diz8297]

Amy-I just found these boards recently, and yours is the first trip report I've read here in it's entirety. You have cracked me up continuously!! I'm a WDW vet, stay on property, and don't smoke, but let me tell ya, your love for your daughter and dh is so evident-and that with your love for Disney is universal!!!!! (Pun intended)!! Thanks for sharing the magic-I look forward to the ending-no matter what Crazy Carol says!
Phyllis

 

[vamassey1]

Hi Amy! I love your report and I'm the opposite of you. Lets see, I'm from the south, love to stay on property and love parades and fireworks...and I don't smoke. But again I love your report. I can't wait for the big finale. Try not to keep us waiting too long.


Vanessa

PS I am Catholic.

 

[Tanya90210]

Loving your trip report... can't wait for the finale

 

[Tiggerrn2]

OK Amy, we're dying here waiting on the ending. Put us out of our misery already,LOL. Seriously, have loved the report. I check in on you daily to see if you've been in. Hope the rest of your summer is going great.

 

[Little Monsters]

Being the persident of the Amy Bennett fan club I am aware of some important information. Bubba is not "Bubba's" real name nor is PP the name of the child, I know BIG GASP! I do know their true identities, but do to my oppointed (by Amy herself) office I have an obligation not to share this most personal information. What can I tell you "Amy Bennett" is really Amy Bennett. Well that is what she told me anyway!
What I think we need to do at this time is take some action. Lets start a petition, we will call it the "Chop Chop, get on with your trip report PLEASE". If you would like to add your name to the petition just Quote the current list and add your name. We have to take action people!

Chop Chop, get on with your trip report PLEASE!
Melissa Cruz (AB Fan Club president)

C'mon Amy or are you waiting for the petition to start!??!! If so here goes!!

CHOP CHOP.........you know the rest!

 

[sammielynn]

C'mon Amy or are you waiting for the petition to start!??!! If so here goes!!

CHOP CHOP.........you know the rest!

Add me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Bubba's World]

I figured I might as well get in on the action.
I have been heckling Amy to finish this report as well, but in her defense she has been quite busy.
The ending will be worth the wait.
Matter of fact I am still recovering from the final day of our trip.

With my family in town for the weekend and yes they are still here(probably a few stories about this weekend will surface eventually) and work and the NASCAR race this coming weekend where we will both be working Amy will not get time to finish until sometime next week.

I really can't wait to see what she will write next and I experienced the whole trip. CrazyCarol just a note, take cover.

So, I hope you all can hold on till then. I would love to tell the rest of the story but there is no way I could make you all laugh like Amy.

Bubba(aka Amy's DH)

 

[Cruz Family]

I figured I might as well get in on the action.
I have been heckling Amy to finish this report as well, but in her defense she has been quite busy.
The ending will be worth the wait.
Matter of fact I am still recovering from the final day of our trip.

With my family in town for the weekend and yes they are still here(probably a few stories about this weekend will surface eventually) and work and the NASCAR race this coming weekend where we will both be working Amy will not get time to finish until sometime next week.

I really can't wait to see what she will write next and I experienced the whole trip. CrazyCarol just a note, take cover.

So, I hope you all can hold on till then. I would love to tell the rest of the story but there is no way I could make you all laugh like Amy.

Bubba(aka Amy's DH)

BUBBA!
I am holding you to next week, we were about to riot before Amys last installment.
By the way if this is Amy. Which one are you????????????
Oh and this would be me waiting to finish this damn report, hopefully it will be before I leave (Sept. 29th) for my trip.
Anyway, it really is nice to have you.

Melissa