nsalz
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Hey...don't be so anxious! Or at least pass the popcorn.kaw1218 said:
Hey...don't be so anxious! Or at least pass the popcorn.kaw1218 said:
hockeymomoftwo said:I'm going to be good and not touch that with a ......Oops I said I was going to be good.
nsalz said:Wow...nice embellishment.....I feel like I'm ten again. OK story telling...good
I have lots of them. Shall I tell everyone about my first time on Eastern Airlines w/Pixie? I was 10.
nsalz said:Why thank you...I did dye it a nice bright orange for Halloween.
OK...enough, I already gave her permission.
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OK please tell everyone I have grown into a very intelligent women.
Yip...been there, done that! I really have turned out pretty good from growing up with so much OLDER sister/brother abuse.Va-bear said:That's ok Insults - I have meany older sisters too! Their favorite was to mix up really really weird stuff and then pretend to eat it.....eventually, I'd want some and REALY eat the wirdo combination!! Not nice.....
pixie dust 112 said:First I'd like to tell everyone that NSalz has grown into a very intelligent woman! ( I know she says "women" - that doesn't mean she's not intelligent, it just means she has a split personality...I guess they're both smart ...so NSalz has grown into very intelligent women!)
NSalz is a wonderful chef and baker etc. Everything she makes is scrumptious! Here's how it all started...NSalz's first ever baking experience!
When NSalz was about 6 or 7 years old (I think) she wanted to make a cake all by herself. Mom and Dad were very leary about this but she begged and begged (We all know how tiring that gets) so they finally gave in! But they were very firm with her. "You can make the cake, but you must follow the directions exactly. You have to read what it says on the box and do exactly what it says to do, If you don't follow the directions the cake will not come out right and you won't be able to bake alone again."
So NSalz sets about baking the cake, properly measuring etc. Dad sees that everything is going well so goes outside to the backyard for a few minutes. When he came back in there was little NSalz standing on a chair with her hand stuck right in the bowl in the middle of the batter...she was little, who know where that hand had been? Dad didn't know how to react but I'm sure it was something like.. What the **&*%^$& are you doing, NSalz?" Why is you're hand in the batter?
She replied..."i'm following the directions exactly....it says to mix by hand!"![]()
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pixie dust 112 said:First I'd like to tell everyone that NSalz has grown into a very intelligent woman! ( I know she says "women" - that doesn't mean she's not intelligent, it just means she has a split personality...I guess they're both smart ...so NSalz has grown into very intelligent women!)
NSalz is a wonderful chef and baker etc. Everything she makes is scrumptious! Here's how it all started...NSalz's first ever baking experience!
When NSalz was about 6 or 7 years old (I think) she wanted to make a cake all by herself. Mom and Dad were very leary about this but she begged and begged (We all know how tiring that gets) so they finally gave in! But they were very firm with her. "You can make the cake, but you must follow the directions exactly. You have to read what it says on the box and do exactly what it says to do, If you don't follow the directions the cake will not come out right and you won't be able to bake alone again."
So NSalz sets about baking the cake, properly measuring etc. Dad sees that everything is going well so goes outside to the backyard for a few minutes. When he came back in there was little NSalz standing on a chair with her hand stuck right in the bowl in the middle of the batter...she was little, who know where that hand had been? Dad didn't know how to react but I'm sure it was something like.. What the **&*%^$& are you doing, NSalz?" Why is you're hand in the batter?
She replied..."i'm following the directions exactly....it says to mix by hand!"![]()
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pixie dust 112 said:First I'd like to tell everyone that NSalz has grown into a very intelligent woman! ( I know she says "women" - that doesn't mean she's not intelligent, it just means she has a split personality...I guess they're both smart ...so NSalz has grown into very intelligent women!)
NSalz is a wonderful chef and baker etc. Everything she makes is scrumptious! Here's how it all started...NSalz's first ever baking experience!
When NSalz was about 6 or 7 years old (I think) she wanted to make a cake all by herself. Mom and Dad were very leary about this but she begged and begged (We all know how tiring that gets) so they finally gave in! But they were very firm with her. "You can make the cake, but you must follow the directions exactly. You have to read what it says on the box and do exactly what it says to do, If you don't follow the directions the cake will not come out right and you won't be able to bake alone again."
So NSalz sets about baking the cake, properly measuring etc. Dad sees that everything is going well so goes outside to the backyard for a few minutes. When he came back in there was little NSalz standing on a chair with her hand stuck right in the bowl in the middle of the batter...she was little, who know where that hand had been? Dad didn't know how to react but I'm sure it was something like.. What the **&*%^$& are you doing, NSalz?" Why is you're hand in the batter?
She replied..."i'm following the directions exactly....it says to mix by hand!"![]()
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nsalz said:Thank you thank you very much....now i'm doing a pp. Do you think all the other limey's think we are as hysterical as we think we are?
Do you remember that was the same day the sister right above you was holding the ladder steady for dad while he was fixing the basketball net and she thought he said something like move it to the right and she went to move it and it fell over. Dad was hanging to the rim by his
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Really..it's just not that funny. Well OK, I guess it ishockeymomoftwo said:![]()
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That is the best.
How did I know you and Pixie would have the same personalityDISUNC said:ME TOO!!!!!![]()
Hey I was just trying to be like you and use my paws!Va-bear said:![]()
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WELL worth the wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nsalz said:Sorry...too late...she know everything!!!! Well, you know, not everything.![]()
DISUNC said:More imporantly......WE KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!![]()
nsalz said:Thank you thank you very much....now i'm doing a pp. Do you think all the other limey's think we are as hysterical as we think we are?
Do you remember that was the same day the sister right above you was holding the ladder steady for dad while he was fixing the basketball net and she thought he said something like move it to the right and she went to move it and it fell over. Dad was hanging to the rim by his
finger tips.![]()
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stenickar said:I was at Walmart tonight and went to check out the Christmas decorations. I found the cutestlittle(about 2 inches)Lime green Christmas stockings. They are made of lime green silk with a little white trim at the top and a loop for hanging. Thought they would be cute to write our names on and hang in the window for Christmas at WDW.