our secret green club? Part 4a

[Princess89]

I had really best get to packing now. I spent most of the day trying to track down Dh's new luggage. It seems as if it has been lost in the postal system so Disney is going to ship out another set to us which of course won't get here for 8 to 10 days. If the other ever does show up then Disney will send a return sticker so we can send one set back. I'll see you all in just over a week. I am going to miss you guys

Have fun, and we all expect a full trip report when you get back. Enjoy!!!!

 

[Princess89]

Bring me a couple bottles and cases and I'll show you some efficient laundry!
Bow-chica-bow... that really doesn't apply does it?

No, sorry, your little song does not apply! Unless you were doing some kind of freaky laundry dance, but in this case you were not. Don't worry I'm loading up on my pennies for the next meet!

 

[rer1972]

Hey guys my aunt sent me this e-mail and well its just great:

Bartenders Psychology:
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoy ing; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

Can't put the guys version but you can use your minds and think the worse!

PM me the guys version. This is hilarious.

 

[Princess89]

SB tried to pm you but your box is full! Clean it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy demanding Batman!!!

 

[crossfamily]

As a matter of fact they do!!! Check out West Marine, they even have a stove top toaster. But they also have one with a car adapter, so guess what ladies you will all be having Rer's cinnamon rolls at the VA meet.

 

[crossfamily]

>* * * 7 DEGREES OF BLONDE * * *
>
>
>* FIRST DEGREE *
>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
>at 2 in the morning.
>The very blonde wife picked up the
>phone, listened a moment and said "How should I
>know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered,
>"I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
>coast is clear." *
>
>
>
>* SECOND DEGREE *
>Two blondes are walking down the street. One
>notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down
>to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
>and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
>second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the
>first blonde hands her the compact. The second
>one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
>it's me!" *
>
>
>
>* THIRD DEGREE *
>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
>her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to
>his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
>door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
>Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her
>purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
>she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and
>puts it to her head.
>The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" *
>
>
>
>* FOURTH DEGREE *
>A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
>state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask
>me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK,
>what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde
>replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." *
>
>
>
>* FIFTH DEGREE *
>What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told
>her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" *
>
>
>
>* SIXTH DEGREE *
>Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA
>Freshman, sat in her US government class. The
>professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
>Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
>finally said, "That was the decision George
>Washington had to make before he crossed the
>Delaware." *
>
Here's another!

>
>* SEVENTH DEGREE *
>Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
>find her house ransacked and burglarized. She
>telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
>The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
>radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the
>first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
>the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
>out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
>cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
>Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I
>come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
>call the police for help, and what do they do?
>They send me a BLIND policeman." * * * * * * * * *

 

[rer1972]

No, sorry, your little song does not apply! Unless you were doing some kind of freaky laundry dance, but in this case you were not. Don't worry I'm loading up on my pennies for the next meet!

Not sure how you expect me to keep those pennies in place?

 

[nsalz]

Hey guys my aunt sent me this e-mail and well its just great:

Bartenders Psychology:
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoy ing; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

Can't put the guys version but you can use your minds and think the worse!

Cutting and pasting this for my friends tomorrow.

 

[rer1972]

>* * * 7 DEGREES OF BLONDE * * *
>
>
>* FIRST DEGREE *
>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
>at 2 in the morning.
>The very blonde wife picked up the
>phone, listened a moment and said "How should I
>know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered,
>"I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
>coast is clear." *
>
>
>
>* SECOND DEGREE *
>Two blondes are walking down the street. One
>notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down
>to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
>and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
>second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the
>first blonde hands her the compact. The second
>one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
>it's me!" *
>
>
>
>* THIRD DEGREE *
>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
>her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to
>his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
>door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
>Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her
>purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
>she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and
>puts it to her head.
>The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" *
>
>
>
>* FOURTH DEGREE *
>A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
>state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask
>me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK,
>what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde
>replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." *
>
>
>
>* FIFTH DEGREE *
>What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told
>her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" *
>
>
>
>* SIXTH DEGREE *
>Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA
>Freshman, sat in her US government class. The
>professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
>Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
>finally said, "That was the decision George
>Washington had to make before he crossed the
>Delaware." *
>
Here's another!

>
>* SEVENTH DEGREE *
>Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
>find her house ransacked and burglarized. She
>telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
>The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
>radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the
>first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
>the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
>out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
>cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
>Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I
>come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
>call the police for help, and what do they do?
>They send me a BLIND policeman." * * * * * * * * *

Heard them all, but they're still great.

 

[Princess89]

Not sure how you expect me to keep those pennies in place?

You can place them in the rolled up sock you use!!

 

[rer1972]

Okay guys gotta go. Busy night ahead of me. Tonight is the first home game of the season for the local pro-hockey team. I'm the scorekeeper so I want to get there a bit early to setup and eat. They give you free grub for doing this . It's a sweet deal. You don't get paid but you do get two season tickets, gameday meals, a nice golf jacket, and the best seat in the house (between the two penalty boxes).

Try not to pick on me too much while I'm not around. It may just get back to me.

 

[LizzySwan1022]

Okay, I saw a bunch of videos on here with Pd, so I had to share a personal favorite:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mI7zewjyJiI

 

[Princess89]

Okay guys gotta go. Busy night ahead of me. Tonight is the first home game of the season for the local pro-hockey team. I'm the scorekeeper so I want to get there a bit early to setup and eat. They give you free grub for doing this . It's a sweet deal. You don't get paid but you do get two season tickets, gameday meals, a nice golf jacket, and the best seat in the house (between the two penalty boxes).

Try not to pick on me too much while I'm not around. It may just get back to me.

I'll hold off until you get back

 

[rer1972]

You can place them in the rolled up sock you use to stuff yourself!!

Heyyyy!!!!

No need of socks here young lady!!! Who do ya think I am Tom Jones???

 

[LizzySwan1022]

>* * * 7 DEGREES OF BLONDE * * *
>
>

I would be the one doing a couple of those!

 

[Princess89]

Heyyyy!!!!

No need of socks here young lady!!! Who do ya think I am Tom Jones???

Ahh, you quoted me before I edited!!

 

[crossfamily]

Okay guys gotta go. Busy night ahead of me. Tonight is the first home game of the season for the local pro-hockey team. I'm the scorekeeper so I want to get there a bit early to setup and eat. They give you free grub for doing this . It's a sweet deal. You don't get paid but you do get two season tickets, gameday meals, a nice golf jacket, and the best seat in the house (between the two penalty boxes).

Try not to pick on me too much while I'm not around. It may just get back to me.

OH have fun!!!!!!!!

 

[kaw1218]

>* * * 7 DEGREES OF BLONDE * * *
>
>
>* FIRST DEGREE *
>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
>at 2 in the morning.
>The very blonde wife picked up the
>phone, listened a moment and said "How should I
>know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered,
>"I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
>coast is clear." *
>
>
>
>* SECOND DEGREE *
>Two blondes are walking down the street. One
>notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down
>to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
>and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
>second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the
>first blonde hands her the compact. The second
>one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
>it's me!" *
>
>
>
>* THIRD DEGREE *
>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
>her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to
>his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
>door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
>Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her
>purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
>she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and
>puts it to her head.
>The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" *
>
>
>
>* FOURTH DEGREE *
>A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
>state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask
>me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK,
>what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde
>replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." *
>
>
>
>* FIFTH DEGREE *
>What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told
>her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" *
>
>
>
>* SIXTH DEGREE *
>Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA
>Freshman, sat in her US government class. The
>professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
>Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
>finally said, "That was the decision George
>Washington had to make before he crossed the
>Delaware." *
>
Here's another!

>
>* SEVENTH DEGREE *
>Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
>find her house ransacked and burglarized. She
>telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
>The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
>radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the
>first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
>the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
>out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
>cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
>Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I
>come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
>call the police for help, and what do they do?
>They send me a BLIND policeman." * * * * * * * * *

Hey!!!! I resemble that!!!!

 

[Princess89]

Heyyyy!!!!

No need of socks here young lady!!! Who do ya think I am Tom Jones???

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!

 

[kaw1218]

My DD's blonde moment of the day.....
When her father told her that he would now be sharing driving duties to girl scouts with margo's mom, by alternating weeks.....my DD asked

"but will you bring margo too?"