Ah yes...when last we left off, our heroine magically suckered her DH into one extra night at yet another Disney resort hotel so she could go on a sleigh ride...
And then, she suckered DH into leaving a day early...less stress, she said. Ok fine, he said.
I have worn him down. Worn him out. Broken his spirit. Bwahahahahahahha!!
The past few days I've been staring at my Disney calendar like it's one of those 3D things in the Sunday comics...I keep staring at, bringing it close to my nose and slowly moving it away waiting for something magical to appear. Ummm...all it did was give me a headache.
Something was gnawing away at me though...I needed to change SOMETHING...but what? AH HA and guess what? I now had an extra day to consider...I decide to try and get a 7:30 PS for WCC or CM's prior to our sleigh ride. Ummmm....no thank you Lauralee, but thank you for playing reservation roulette. You spun the barrel and pulled the trigger...Nothing. Just when I get my big shot I run out of bullets!!
Ok, thank you...I'll figure something out...
You're welcome, Lauralee. Have a nice day.
WHAT??!!? What did you say? Where's my "Have a magical day??" Hmmm...maybe I caught the wrong CM...
That's ok, I'll try back...Gotta check for the pirate cruises again today...see if there are any cancellations...Nope...but thanks for playing...have a nice day.
I finally decide that maybe a food court somewhere will be our last Disney meal. Fast, simple...just crazy enough to work...
The more I examine my Disney calendar, random thoughts appeared in my head. Would we really make it Chef Mickey's for a 7:20am meal? Um, probably not. Ok, I'll cancel that.
Then I focus on my 2 big expensive dinners...and grown up nights out...Since I'm now using rewards, or part of them anyway, to pay for an extra night, I begin to wonder for a moment if we really NEED to spend that kind of money. YEP, we sure do...a couple of date nights could be just what we need...we've had a few tense months lately. A couple of date nights could do us some good...
Ok, dinner it is. Now what about AFTER dinner? The night of the 8th (Friday) we have ADR's at Artist Point and then afterward I want to go to Epcot for EMH...but our other night we have an ADR for Shula's and then I want to walk to MGM (or maybe a boat?) for EMH...
Hmmmm...now I have an even more annoying thing nagging at my brain. We have to dress up for Shula's. How do we get dressed up and then walk through a park and ride the rides? I don't really want to waste time going back to the Poly to change and head back out...time is money and all that.
Ok, I go back to Allears and surf the menu's again. I call Disney Dining, yes again. And cancel CM's and Shula's. I make an ADR for Brown Derby. I can't recall if I have eaten there before. Doesn't matter...
DH hasn't. I know that for sure so at least it'll be new for him. I almost contemplated going back to Mama Melrose, which I had before I cancelled and booked Shula's, before I cancelled and booked Brown Derby. Back to the restaurant board. Doesn't sound too appealing...sounds like Mama Melrose has gone down hill. Think we'll keep Brown Derby.
Thank you Lauralee. Can I do anything ELSE for you?
No thank you.
Ok then, have a good day.
Ok, so we've gone from "Have a magical day" to "Have a great day" to "Have a nice day" to "Have a good day"....each CM a little less enthusiastic and friendly than Miss Phyllis Ray-of-sunshine.
I am telling you...there's something up. They have something on me, somewhere. Kind of like the notes in your medical file that you're not allowed to see...it's probably going on my permanent Disney record. Indecisive. Uncooperative. They've probably got all kinds of adjectives in my file.
So I call back the next day...this time I get Benedict. To date, the worst, unfriendliest CM I've encountered...I cancelled Brown Derby and booked Flying Fish....still no pirate cruises, by the way...
Anywho...Benedict did not even wish me a crappy day. Thank you for calling. Do you need anything else today? No? Ok, goodbye.
That's it...I believe I've been blackballed...
Tomorrow I will call again. Just to see who I get and how they treat me...
I'm suffering from low self-esteem...it's Friday night...
I know, a Jack and Coke will perk me right up!!!
Later gators!!
