"OUR BIG, FAT DISNEY VACATION!" Ch.26 NEW! 2/11 pg. 121 "And they lived happily ever&

[MagicMe]

UtahMama - sure you can quit without a 12 step program...that's what they all say

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Wonderful pics of you and your DD2

 

[UtahMama]

Thank you!!!! DD2 is "cute" untill her pissy-fits....That's how you'll recognize us at WDW in 39 days! Well that and she'll be wearing a princess dress made entirely out of Alien Green mickey paint chips! SWEET!

 

[Sneezie]

I'm happy I have a picture to go along with the name. At least now I'll just be asking "Are you UtahMama?" to every blonde woman I see.

I refuse to spend my trip looking for DIS celebs while my family has all of the fun! I just have to keep telling that to myself.

I hope your daughter and I don't wear our dresses on the same day. I hate it when that happens!

I'll be seeing you! MUA AAH AAH AAH!!!

 

[gavsmom]

Hey craft queen- I love the autograph books!! So, I'm thinking of getting crafty myself and making tip envelopes for mousekeeping...any ideas for something cute?
Becky

 

[SparklePower]

Utahmama- My kids watch the WDW Vacation planning video with the lovely Erin.... EVERY NIGHT before bed!!!
Subbing and hangin' on to my hat and glasses for this wild ride! Lovin' your pre-TR.
We'll be looking for you and your family in the World.

 

[sorul82?]

UM,

I looked at the picture from last year. Where is the person who is 30lbs overweight?

 

[BlueBayou]

That shirt is too cool!

I am waiting to hear how this trip goes. It sounds like you will be having a great time!

Sher

PS. We sometimes refer to DD3 "birth control." She is as sweet as can be... but can turn on a dime. My huband also started calling her bi-polar baby. Never in front of her of course. We finally realized she is just very physical in her expressions. That's why she can clock DD5 in the head with a sippy cup and then be hugging and kissing on her 30 seconds later.

She was also not a great traveler. She is much better at 3 1/2 than she was at 2 1/2. She is the main reason we are waiting for my dream trip to WDW. If she traveled like my DD5 does... I think we would have made the journey to WDW by now. She did better this year on the week long trip to see grandma and grandpa (Plane ride about as long as an Orlando flight would be) than she did last year. So maybe I can start planning a trip to the world!

 

[UtahMama]

Sorul82!!!! I sure hope you meant I dont look to be THAT overweight(bless you ) and not ..."Honey, Come in here and look at this chicky on the computer who thinks she ONLY has to lose 30 pounds...does she own a mirror????!!) In the first case...I love you to pieces! Note, I chose THAT photo because the stroller is hiding my DANGER zone!!! In the second case..I'd watch yourself, missy, I'm desperately in need of diet Pepsi! (I'm on a KICK to drink more water and less DP and it's making me cranky! I want to lose 10 pounds before our trip...perhaps I should go for a walk in the fresh air instead of DIS??)

Sneezie- I Know i described myself as BLONDE but that was before I thought to post a picture of myself so I thought it would slip by y'all. If you look really closely, there's a couple of streaks of blonde, with all the red, brown and grey!I WAS a blonde for 20 years, if that counts.
I'll be looking for YOU, missy, so when you get attacked by a semi-blonde...it's me!!!

 

[chip91]

you rock! Love, love, lovin' your preprepretripreport! I can't wait for your tr!! BTW, your dd2 is gorgeous!! But I totally understand the happygolucky turned pissyonadime attitude, I have 3 dd's!

Until we meet again - rock on!

Chip91

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Hey Utahmama - this is great! Your DD is adorable - we should get together so she can play with my DD2, Kate (AKA the Devil, AKA My LAST Child) - I bet they'd have a blast. Can't wait to read more!

 

[sorul82?]

UM,

Definitely choice #1! You cannot be 30lbs overweight!! You can be the after photo for Nutrisystem with the "results not typical" under your photo!! Oh yeah, you couldn't be angry with me anyhow! I was born not too far from where Pepsi was born!! Do they use the slogan, "Born in the Carolinas" everywhere, or just here to guilt us to choose Pepsi over Coke? I prefer Diet Pepsi anyhow.

 

[luvmyboys]

Up!) If you are someone’s DH, be glad you’re not married to me. I like fish and I pluck long ear-hairs. RUN to your DW and hug her and whisper in her ear…”Honey, I am so glad you are not Utahmama”.

Ummm.... Utahmama, you really should have put a disclaimer on your first report: "Please don a pair of Depends or other suitably absorbent underwear before reading further"



After I go bathe & change, I am really looking forward to the rest of your trippie!

 

[sorul82?]

To the ice-chewing UM fans....STOP crunching this instant!! I mean, cease and desist immediately!! If you are iron deficient, go get some vitamins!! WHY such a stern and demanding statement? From someone with only 140+ posts no less? Well, I was crunching away on some ice yesterday, as I love to do.... Maybe not so much love, but I needed to quench my thirst, and I just couldn't tear myself away from UM's and TM's trip reports!! Just then, the children coming running in all panicky! Quick peek, no blood, so what's all the fuss? The Ice Cream man is coming!!! Ok, I can pull myself away from the reports to go get ice cream. Ok, back in the house, and I am so nice to split a M&M sandwich with the hubby. I start chewing my half and huh? these M&M's sure are hard! Not to be too gross, but I do have to investigate further and sure enough, I had chipped a tooth! I'm assuming that all that ice chewing had cracked the tooth, and it would have come out at any moment. I certainly can't blame the M&M's because they are chocolate afterall, and chocolate cannot be the cause of anything bad! SO, again, stop chewing the ice! It's really not that I am overly concerned about everyone's dental wellbeing. This serves as more of a warning.

WARNING: If you chip your tooth while chewing ice, you will lose precious DIS time! I mean really, who wants to miss the next installment of UM's or TM's reports because you are under the influence of novocaine?

Luckily(I'd hate to have to hurt my dentist), I will get this all taken care of on Tuesday. I was a little scared because we only have 19 days before our trip, and I need good chompers for all the free dining!

 

[LBelle]

I think a really GREAT idea would be for ME to pay for YOU to stay in WDW just a little bit longer!!! You're supposed to leave on the 14th....we arrive on the 14th and I may have to kidnap you for a day or 2 so that I can get to the end of this HILARIOUS trip report!!! You expect me to wait til' I get home on the 22nd??? I don't think so, pal!!!!

These other guys can wait a few extra days to get the low-down, don't you think??!!

Seriously, though, this makes for some great reading!! I can always use a laugh!!!!

Hurry, hurry with some more!!!

 

[LBelle]

Ummm.... Utahmama, you really should have put a disclaimer on your first report: "Please don a pair of Depends or other suitably absorbent underwear before reading further"


!

Maybe Utahmama could start to offer us COUPONS for $1 off Depends!!! Sort of like an 'incentive' program I mean, it IS her fault we're all in this predicament!!!

 

[UtahMama]

WE GOT OUR YELLOW LUGGAGE TAGS IN THE MAIL TODAY!!!!!!
We get to stare at them for 38 more days!
We got our Disney's Magical Express Transportation Vouchers (DMETV).
"Vouchez? We dun need no stinkin' Vouchez!"
Plus, the certificate to redeem for a FREE Magical Express trading pin and scratchy lanyard!!!!!

OH MY HECK!!! I just pee'd a little....

 

[sorul82?]

UM,

You have almost inspired me to write my own pre-trip trip report! PTTR I also CMU!!

 

[crossfamily]

Look how crafty I think I am! I thunk of a cool, cheap autograph book craft for you to do with the kids! The main ingredients are at Michaels Crafts:

Spiral mini scrapbooks. Mine are 6x6 and 6x8 (on sale now for 30%off!)
1- 12x12 piece of Disney scrapbook paper for each book
matching ribbon
matching stickers,die cuts,charms, tags etc.
Mod Podge decoupage sealer I used gloss for the boys ones and Glitter for the girls ones

(Aproximately $7.00 each total to make and 1 hour's time)

See, 41 one days to go and I'm using my time wisely.

Here's my 4 inch stack of Mickey's. We will stick these decoratively all over our resort room door and window (rednecks!) and put them on our stroller and back-packs. And punch holes in them for beautiful earrings and hand them out as advertisement for the DIS. Ok, I promise not to embarass you. I'll only do the first 2 listed.
Suspensfull Cliff Hanger... Guess what our new t-shirts we made from Michael's say? Hint: Each of us will wear them one day, all matchy-matchy!!!

Awsome job. Hope you don't mind me copying this is a great idea!!!!!

 

[Tanya90210]

great job so far... can't wait to read more... starting mine today.. if I ever get some quiet time... I too have a DD2 with the same temperment...