Well, because we have six! Kids that is. Five boys and one girl. The boys are ages 27, 25, 13, 12, and 9 years old. My dd is 11 years old. The oldest 2 are out on their own now. My 27 year old is married and has 2 kids of his own. So if you count my ddil and dgchildren, we have nine.
Now before someone starts to wonder if I am crazy, let me assure you that I definitely am nuts. Here's the proof: Almost 8 years ago, DH and I adopted a sibling group of 4 kids who were at that time 2, 3, 4, and 5 years old. Also, I'm a pre-k teacher in a public school. So obviously I am a glutton for chaos! No danger of me ever being bored though! I love my huge family and all the mess, noise and chaos that comes with them.