Allo? What's all this? A chapter? Well in that case...
Back to work, back to work. Work, work work.
Mel Brooks. Blazing saddles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMOWYGrtY9c
By the way, how come I keep getting calls asking me if I'd like a lower interest rate when my interest in the calls couldn't possibly rate any lower?
I think I already posted about the time a credit card telemarketer called me offering to give me 6%. I told her that sounded great. She then said after 6 months it would be 8%. "Wow," I told her. "That's even better!" She replied that she thought so too, then told me after a year it was 12.5%. I asked if I could have the 12.5% right away 'cause I could really use the money. It took her a while before she got it.
And Smidgy's not too happy with me,,, right before my tooth surgery,, I took my face off.
Did you turn into John Travolta or Nic Cage? Either way it was a crappy movie.
She doesn't like me without my face,
Makes it to hard to have a conversation. Face to elbow chat? Face to butt?... ew.
I didn't want this stupid bushy thing in the way for the surgeon.
Hunh. I never, ever would've thought of that. Moot point. The DDs won't let me shave the 'stache no matter what.
Feels funny now when I'm outside in the cold and my nose runs right into my mouth. I just said that out loud, didn't I?
Yes. Please stop.
Being resort guests, we get in an hour early for Potterville, and the mob scene I expected wasn't there.
Uni cleared the park for you.
Lessens collateral damage.
But i will definately admit,,, the area is well done and impressive, wish I had taken more pictures now.
Actually, so do I. I've seen a few pictures... but never without it being packed wall to wall with people.
You enter into Hogsmeade, with the school in the background, and it can almost take your breath awaay.
I believe you. As I think you know, Ruby is not a big fan of Disney... (is everyone OK? Can I go on now? Need a minute? That's okay, I'll wait....)
OK?
But she does want to go see Pottertown.
In glass display in a front shop window facing the street are a couple of screaming mandrakes,
Moving? Screaming?? Give mister!
but it's hard to not grab a pack of Every Flavor Bertie's Botts,,, even if you do pick out the vomit.
Check. If I ever get there, I'll pick some up and mail you the vomit ones.
We then worked our way inside the school to Forbidden Journey before it got crowded.
I don't know if I could go on a ride called Forbidden Journey. I mean... it's Forbidden, right? I'll have paid a lot to go and wouldn't want to get kicked out.
I have to tell you, I am the worst person to try and critique this entire area,,, I could not see squat inside.
Too bad. I've heard some interesting things about it.
Our plan is for me to ride it,,, and then be honest in my asessment as to whether she can ride it,,, then if yes,, do it again.
So what happens if you assess she can't ride it... but
you want to ride it again?
Diane relinquishes me to a young girl cast member, telling her,, "He can't see, he needs help getting to the car" with promises that all will be ok.
Recipe for disaster. Just add pain.
I then narrowly avoided a major fall when she pulled me onto an unknown by Smidgy or me, moving walkway running parallel to the cars. Boy, when you aren't expecting that,,,, it get's your attention.
I winced when I read that. I thought, "What a perfect way to throw your back out, trying to catch yourself."
She turned to me; "What, you didn't see that?"
Oh, okay. It's your fault. When you said you couldn't see, you forgot to add "like" and "OMG". She probably just couldn't understand you.
And i'm sure they would have been really cool if I could have seen them. But the car itself was incredible,,, the range of motion it had did just about everything but turn you completely upside down, but I could tell this ride had the potential to be something really special if I could see it,, and I couldn't wait to try to do it at night.
Sounds cool! Just one thing. Does the car essentially stay in the same place, like Star Tours or does it move into other rooms/areas?
When I met Smidgy at the exit,,, I told her that if I gave the GO sign to ride it,,, she'd never talk to me again, she breathed a sigh of relief

I would've thought the opposite. There's Smidgy, hoping... oh, so hoping that she could go... When the opposite is true!
Wish I could tell you what it was though,,,,oh, I know what it was,,, it was pitch black, that's what it was.
Oooh.... Using your imagination show. Cool.
And one guy was chosen from the group to let the "wand choose the owner".
"One guy"? There were no kids there? I thought it was always a kid that got picked?
From there it was over to the Dragon Challenge,,, and I'm getting a bit tired of being led by kids trying to inflict bodily harm on me. But it's been a long time since I rode this and I've gotten a taste for coasters again. And again, no points awarded for there's no comparison.
But is it good? Would you say it's better then BTMRR or EE? 'Cmon man! Throw me a freaking bone!
The walkway here also brings you past Hagrid's Hut,,,which looked pretty cool,,, but I'm surprised it's so well hidden.
Could you go in? Or just a facade?
It's a cute ride though Seuss land,
Awww... Nebo thought it was 'cute'. Don'tcha wanna just give the big lug a big squeeze?
We were the only ones on it this early,, and I asked the attendant how long the ride lasted.
She told me 4 minutes and 38 seconds.
I told her I wanted something more specific,, not just a round figure number.
She was flustered for a moment,, then just stared at me.

I love that look. When you get that dumbfounded stare, you know you've done good. Unless of course somebody wants $24.99 and you hand them a ten and two fives and tell 'em to keep the penny.
Oh boy, it's gonna be parking lot views for a long time now at Disney.
Nah.
You'll be
in the parking lot.
Do I dare say that the charm of the Dr. Suess Carousel and intricasies of the horses and ride characters blows away Prince Charming Carousel in Fanatasyland?
I tripple dog dare you?
Whoops... Breach of etiquette.
only WAY mor fun trying it figure out the song to avoid getting squirted!
That sounds like a blast!
No pun intended.
So now that I've ticked all the Disney phobes off,,, saying goodnight now.
Nah. I for one am not ticked off. The way I look at it. If Uni doesn't push Disney... we don't get expansions.
Thanks for the chapter, dude!
