Operation Big Thunder: the Dole Whip Conspiracy COMPLETE

These two bits of the story don't quite mesh now do they?
Did you not use the fast passes?

We did use the Fast Passes, and I was guessing a bit on the standby time--it's been a few months now and I'm fuzzy on the details. I just remember that it was a long wait in standby, and we were glad we had the fast passes and figured this would be our one trip through the ride.
 
These two bits of the story don't quite mesh now do they?
Did you not use the fast passes?

We did use the Fast Passes, and I was guessing a bit on the standby time--it's been a few months now and I'm fuzzy on the details. I just remember that it was a long wait in standby, and we were glad we had the fast passes and figured this would be our one trip through the ride.

I figured as much but now does that count as a lie or just unclear journalism? :)

Spanish Inqiusition - History of the world part 1 ( Love me some Mel Brooks)


Lies Lies, Maybe the 11am show is a lie. Cynthia makes a good point. :rolleyes:
 
We did use the Fast Passes, and I was guessing a bit on the standby time--it's been a few months now and I'm fuzzy on the details. I just remember that it was a long wait in standby, and we were glad we had the fast passes and figured this would be our one trip through the ride.


Ahhhhh...
Well that splains it.


I figured as much but now does that count as a lie or just unclear journalism? :)

Probably just unclear journalism for that one. There are way too many places to hide an alteration of the facts in this story line for it to have been that easy. But now that the precedent has been set, its also unclear as to just how many fibs there might be. Hummmmm...

Ill have to read it very carefully when I go back to quote this one later tonight.
 
I figured as much but now does that count as a lie or just unclear journalism? :)

Spanish Inqiusition - History of the world part 1 ( Love me some Mel Brooks)


Lies Lies, Maybe the 11am show is a lie. Cynthia makes a good point. :rolleyes:

Ahhhhh…
Well that “splains” it.




Probably just unclear journalism for that one. There are way too many places to hide an alteration of the facts in this story line for it to have been that easy. But now that the president has been set, it’s also unclear as to just how many fibs there might be. Hummmmm…

I’ll have to read it very carefully when I go back to quote this one later tonight.

I'll go ahead and tell everyone to chalk this one up to faulty memory circuits in the brain of the head writer.
 

In case you don't make it back to Kathy's.

Stay safe Mark. Let us know you are Okay.
 
The office is closed due to Hurricane Sandy today
What??? They just shut down the Delaware DOT if there's a little rain and wind??? :confused3 :rotfl:

:woohoo:

:crowded: :headache:

Are you going to freak out if you see Darth Vader?
Are we talking puddle on the stage freak out or teenage girl at a Justin Bieber concert freak out? :confused3

I thought something was a little fishy there--is there a way to reserve spots before you even get to the park?
:confused3 Did they do that thing where they open the turnstyles about a half hour before park opening? Were you there that early or did you just get there at the advertised opening time?

... or is this the lie???:scratchin

Id heard there was a random Darth Vader scene you could get that was really cool.
::yes::

Although all the scenes are pretty impressive.:thumbsup2


Unfortunately, we didnt get the Darth Vader scene.
:scratchin

Youll never believe this, but the exit forced us to go through a gift shop.
At Disney World???? No way!!!

And I begged and pleaded for this t-shirt, but it did not end up going home with us.
Was that the Budget Committee's call???? :confused3:mad::headache:

We had one family stop in the middle of the row of the theater, so I did my best to crop-dust them as we climbed over them.
When I first read this, I thought this was the lie. But the more I thought about it, the more I believe that you would in fact crop dust them.

And Julie would probably let you.





As long as she was clear of the area first. :rotfl::lmao::rotfl2:

They tell you to show up that early so that you can...well, Im not sure exactly.
I'm sure it is the same reason why I tell my wife we have to leave the house a half hour before we actually need to... just to make sure everyone is ready on time. :rolleyes1

All in all, its a great show. We were really proud of Scotty for being brave enough to get up on stage. And he was proud of having faced down Darth Vader.
Way to go, Scotty!!! :thumbsup2

Also, the sun was in my eyes, and we were shooting against the wind the whole time.
There's not even any question at all here. Flat out lies!!!!!!

Oh, wait--thats me! I am the Rebel Spy! And I look like crap!

This time, the Rebel Spy was a tired-looking kid in a blue Disney World t-shirt. Scotty!
Wow... 3 rides and your family has 2 spies. That's impressive! :thumbsup2
 
Caught up! :cool1: 3 wonderful updates under my belt and the best part - I can SEE your pictures! :yay: The pictures of TL are gorgeous and I am going there this summer, for sure, since we purchased PAP vouchers. I haven't been for years. All I remember is the Crush n Gusher goes fast. Hope I can talk Denny into doing it with me.

So, I am going to skip on the Star War movie references only because I am nursing a ridiculous cold and can't concentrate to save my life. :headache:

Dinner at Kona sounds super yummy. I really love that restaurant. And I was expecting some terrible transportation mojo, but I think you hit it just right.

Thanks for the recap of the Jedi training academy. I know that one of my nephews really wants to do it and I know it fills up fast, So you go straight to Sounds Dangerous to sign up?
 
CALLING ALL GEEKS!

At least all the geeks of the Disney and Star Wars varieties.

The Walt Disney Company has acquired LucasFilm!

(Mark, since your last update was Star Wars themed and there are Star Wars quotes in every update, this just seemed like the logical place to share this news.)

So... there is a new Star Wars movie slated for 2015 and I'm a little anxious to hear about any plans that may arise for an expansion of the Star Wars area at Hollywood Studios.

Pretty cool stuff!
 
I saw that , Connie, and thought that that will ensure that Star Wars Weekends continue on for quite some time.

The deal was for over $4 billion, by the way. That's a lot of galactic credits!
 
The office is closed due to Hurricane Sandy today, so we’re just hanging out at home waiting out the storm. The power is still on, so I figured I might as well try and post a TR update before it goes.

It was our last full day at Disney, and we had one day left on our Park Hopper. The first order of business: none of us had tried out the new version of Star Tours. Would we be able to make a third straight Rope Drop? And would we continue to have the same luck with the crowd levels?

Yes, and no.

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Wow....that's a lot of people. :scared1:

Clearly we were going to have to work a little harder to do everything we wanted.

We’d already made the strategic decision to split up once we got through the gate. Julie and Sarah would do the Toy Story Mania FastPass run, while I took the boys to try and sign up for Jedi Training Academy. We’d offered the chance to face Vader to all of the kids, and I thought they’d all want to try it (having seen the show before), but only Scotty wanted to sign up. Sarah and Dave love Star Wars just as much as Scotty, but I guess they were feeling camera-shy.

They opened the park (no pre-show) and we crept through the gates. We let Julie and Sarah go through first and quickly lost them in the masses heading for TSM. The first bit of the walk was slow going, but once the boys and I made a left to head for Jedi sign-ups, the crowds vanished like a fart in the wind.

Sign-ups were located in the Sounds Dangerous building foyer. We got in line and before long we were at the desk, where the CM’s put Scotty through a vicious interrogation by the Spanish Inquisition to make sure he wouldn’t ruin the show. After all, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Basically, the interrogation consisted of 3 questions: “You know you’re going to be on stage, right? Can you follow directions? Are you going to freak out if you see Darth Vader?”

Scotty must have used the Force, which can be a powerful tool against the weak-minded, because they signed him up for the 11:00 show. We’d gotten there right at Rope Drop, and there weren’t that many people in line ahead of us, but they’d already filled up 2 shows and were halfway through another. I thought something was a little fishy there--is there a way to reserve spots before you even get to the park?

Meanwhile, Julie and Sarah had accomplished their FastPass mission and were running wild through the streets of New York.

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Love this picture.

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We met up at Star Tours and got in line for our first ride of the day. I’d heard there was a random Darth Vader scene you could get that was really cool. So that was the part we hoped to see.

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The line moved fairly quickly and before long, we were flying through the galaxy...in 3-D!

None of the kids had ridden the previous incarnation of Star Tours, but they all loved this one, as did I. Even Julie, who usually gets sick on motion simulators, thought it was a great ride. Unfortunately, we didn’t get the Darth Vader scene.

You’ll never believe this, but the exit forced us to go through a gift shop. Scotty stopped for another Stupid Hat Picture. (I use that term just to annoy Kathy)

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As I told Barry in a post on my thread, it's a good thing your kids are cute and you have a lovely wife, or I'd really be ticked off at you. By the way, he looks great in the hat!

And I begged and pleaded for this t-shirt, but it did not end up going home with us.

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Dave also got in on the Stupid Hat Picture action.

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Another cute kid!


But he doesn’t have to wash his hands. At least, until I told him to. After all, I am his father.


:thumbsup2:thumbsup2:thumbsup2

Once the show started, they had the back line (with Scotty) head up on the stage, while the other line stayed on the ground in front. Then the trainers put the young Padawans through their paces. Scotty is on the right here, practicing using the Force. Either that, or he’s doing that annoying mime-in-a-box thing.

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Soon, the training was interrupted by Pure Evil.

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And then, even more Pure Evil! So that’s why they had 2 lines.

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The young Padawans took turns facing off against Darth Vader and Darth Maul. Before long, it was Scotty’s turn. Here, Vader makes his appeal, asking Scotty to join the Dark Side. Scotty responded with an icy glare of refusal, which can often be confused for freezing on stage.

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Enraged by Scotty’s bold stand, Vader attacked!

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As you can see, Scotty gave as good as he got. First, he was the learner, now he is the master.

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They fought to a draw. The collective power of the young Padawans was enough to turn away the Dark Side.

I love the bit at the end when they leave the Storm Troopers behind.

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All in all, it’s a great show. We were really proud of Scotty for being brave enough to get up on stage. And he was proud of having faced down Darth Vader. The only hiccup came at the end when Scotty walked off without grabbing his Jedi Training Academy diploma, and we had to shout at him to run back and grab it.

Love that Scotty did this...it looks like so much fun(they didn't have this when our kids were small

I just can’t seem to get the hang of pulling the string fast enough to fire rapidly. Also, the sun was in my eyes, and we were shooting against the wind the whole time. Julie was a very gracious winner, and only danced in front of me as we walked shouting “Loser!” until we reached the entrance to Star Tours.

You go Julie.

We got through the line again for our 2nd tour of the galaxy, and as we sat down and the voyage began, the Imperial troops stopped us and asked us if we’d seen a Rebel Spy. They showed a picture of a sweaty forlorn-looking guy with glasses a receding hairline. Oh, wait--that’s me! I am the Rebel Spy! And I look like crap!

The ride was great, but still no Darth Vader scene. So we jumped in line and did it again. This time, the Rebel Spy was a tired-looking kid in a blue Disney World t-shirt. Scotty!

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I think they time the camera in order to get the shot when you’re looking your worst. In any case, we all got a kick out of it. But in 3 rides, we never got to see the Darth Vader scene. Oh, well. He probably didn’t want to face Scotty again anyway.

Love that two of you were Rebel Spies. I take great pride that I was a Rebel Spy in January.

Coming Up Next: Lunch with cheesy movies! And will we get to see another park?

Oooh...I know where you go to eat. :)
 
We’d already made the strategic decision to split up once we got through the gate. Julie and Sarah would do the Toy Story Mania FastPass run, while I took the boys to try and sign up for Jedi Training Academy.

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We’d offered the chance to face Vader to all of the kids, and I thought they’d all want to try it (having seen the show before), but only Scotty wanted to sign up. Sarah and Dave love Star Wars just as much as Scotty, but I guess they were feeling camera-shy.

Or they’ve both already passed the age when your worry about what others might think of you surpasses the urge to have fun.


Basically, the interrogation consisted of 3 questions: “You know you’re going to be on stage, right? Can you follow directions? Are you going to freak out if you see Darth Vader?”

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And I begged and pleaded for this t-shirt, but it did not end up going home with us.

A shame, that is…


We wandered over to Muppetvision 3-D. There was only a 5-minute wait till the next show, so we piled inside. I love the little details in the pre-show area here.

::yes::


We had one family stop in the middle of the row of the theater, so I did my best to crop-dust them as we climbed over them.

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In case you’re wondering, a Jedi uses the potty the same way everybody else does. But he doesn’t have to wash his hands. At least, until I told him to. After all, I am his father.

Glad you cleared that one up for us.


Soon, the training was interrupted by Pure Evil.

:darth:


Here, Vader makes his appeal, asking Scotty to join the Dark Side. Scotty responded with an icy glare of refusal, which can often be confused for freezing on stage.

Ahhhh….
but moms and dads know the difference


As you can see, Scotty gave as good as he got. First, he was the learner, now he is the master.

No more training, do you require…



The only hiccup came at the end when Scotty walked off without grabbing his Jedi Training Academy diploma, and we had to shout at him to run back and grab it.

Video of that would have been priceless.


I just can’t seem to get the hang of pulling the string fast enough to fire rapidly.

Yah, but pulling fingers…

That, you’ve mastered. :sad2:
:lmao:


Also, the sun was in my eyes, and we were shooting against the wind the whole time.

Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!


Julie was a very gracious winner, and only danced in front of me as we walked shouting “Loser!” until we reached the entrance to Star Tours.

Video of that would have been priceless…

priceless…

priceless…

priceless…



We got through the line again for our 2nd tour of the galaxy, and as we sat down and the voyage began, the Imperial troops stopped us and asked us if we’d seen a Rebel Spy. They showed a picture of a sweaty forlorn-looking guy with glasses a receding hairline. Oh, wait--that’s me! I am the Rebel Spy! And I look like crap!

All the better to disappear into the crowd.


The ride was great, but still no Darth Vader scene. So we jumped in line and did it again. This time, the Rebel Spy was a tired-looking kid in a blue Disney World t-shirt. Scotty!

The force was very strong with y’all that day.

Strong indeed…
Great update Mark.


So many potential lies here.
I’ll have to over think this one a bit.
 
The office is closed due to Hurricane Sandy today, so we’re just hanging out at home waiting out the storm. The power is still on, so I figured I might as well try and post a TR update before it goes.
I guess if you stop in mid sentence, well know why.

We’d already made the strategic decision to split up once we got through the gate. Julie and Sarah would do the Toy Story Mania FastPass run,
Is that like the Kessel Run?


Sarah and Dave love Star Wars just as much as Scotty, but I guess they were feeling camera-shy.
One of these days, someone is going to have to explain to me just exactly what a "camera shy" kid is. Honestly, I have no idea. :confused3

They opened the park (no pre-show)
I think Vladimir Pooey and Otto Von Bohn Bonn were getting tired of the death threats to wrap up the show so the angry mob could get to Toy Story.

I’d heard there was a random Darth Vader scene you could get that was really cool.
There is! And it's AWESOME! Unless you didn't get to see it. Then it's just OK, I guess.

And I begged and pleaded for this t-shirt, but it did not end up going home with us.
I did not make the same mistake. :thumbsup2

After all, I am his father.
Search your feelings Scotty, you know it to be true.

The young Padawans took turns facing off against Darth Vader and Darth Maul.
What happened with the Darth Maul kids? Did he talk to them? I don't remember him ever talking in the movie. (Unlike Jar Jar Binks, who never shut up.)

As you can see, Scotty gave as good as he got. First, he was the learner, now he is the master.
Nice Job Scotty!

They fought to a draw.
Is there rules to cover that? Like in baseball tie goes to the runner, or in football where simultaneous possession belongs to the offense, even when "simultaneous possession" means catching the person that caught the football?






I'm not bitter.




We were really proud of Scotty for being brave enough to get up on stage. And he was proud of having faced down Darth Vader. The only hiccup came at the end when Scotty walked off without grabbing his Jedi Training Academy diploma, and we had to shout at him to run back and grab it.
Diplomas? We don't need no stinkin diplomas!

From there, we headed to Toy Story Mania. The standby line was already up to 50 minutes, so we figured this was our only shot at this ride of the day. We rode through, tallied up our scores and...
Wait a sec...didn't Julie and Sarah get Fastpasses? I smell a rat.

Julie kicked our butts with a score of about 126,000.
Scotty must get it from his mother. The force is strong with her.


I just can’t seem to get the hang of pulling the string fast enough to fire rapidly. Also, the sun was in my eyes, and we were shooting against the wind the whole time.
When in doubt, blame the replacement refs.





I'm still not bitter.


They showed a picture of a sweaty forlorn-looking guy with glasses a receding hairline. Oh, wait--that’s me! I am the Rebel Spy! And I look like crap!
Very nice disguise, 007. No one would suspect a schlub like you to be carrying secret intelligence that can bring down the Empire.

The ride was great, but still no Darth Vader scene. So we jumped in line and did it again. This time, the Rebel Spy was a tired-looking kid in a blue Disney World t-shirt. Scotty!
:woohoo::woohoo:

Coming Up Next: Lunch with cheesy movies! And will we get to see another park?
Mmmm...you had me at cheese...
 
Star Wars VI

Star Wars V

+2:thumbsup2

Return of the Jedi

The Empire Strikes back

I know they're both Star Wars, but spacing on which one... no pun intended. I think I'm right though...

Well, the good news is you got them right.


Thumbs?:confused3

The Shawshank Redemption

A reference to the origional Obi Wan in "Star Wars IV"

Another 'Star Wars IV" refference

+3:thumbsup2

A paraphrase of the popular misquoted quote from The Empire Strikes Back

+1:thumbsup2 Well, you got that one. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
 
I'm going to use my best Jedi mind trick and say that the lie was that the low score was yours, not Dave's.

:lmao:
 
Great update! Sounds like a fantastic start to the day. And I am impressed that your whole family really enjoyed the new Star Tours. I remember that some trips ago there would have certainly been a few of the younger family members who would have been scared... :goodvibes

I was glad they all tried it. The over-cautious-ness of my boys is definitely still a concern. Their love of Star Wars was a help, as was YouTube. I've used that to preview the rides before we go, and it seems to help them if they know what to expect.

I hope you stay safe and will keep your power! Even here in Germany the biggest news story of the day is about Sandy. I am very much thinking of all my DISfriends who are on the East Coast of the US!!

Thank you Magdalene! That was quite the storm. We did ok here in Delaware. I know some of our beach towns had flooding, but overall New Jersey got the brunt of the storm. My house lost power for about 13 hours, which meant the sump pump wasn't running and we got about an inch of water in the basement. But we'd put our washer and dryer up on blocks and moved some of the more valuable things out ahead of time, so the damage was minimal. If anything, being forced to clean out our basement will probably be a good thing. Pray for the folks in New Jersey, because they have a lot more damage they'll have to sort through.

Monty Python's flying circus

+1:thumbsup2

11:00 show? that does seem fishy at rope drop.

I never did figure that one out. There just didn't seem to be that many kids in front of me. I was really surprised they had 2 shows booked already. :confused3

I can't believe I missed that one. I spent half my trip taking pictures of "funny" tees to text to Evan for input.

That shirt is awesome. Unfortunately, I was up against our souvenir budget (and the Christmas budget was rapidly being earmarked as well).

Well done on the trifecta of tours, with 2 rebel spies nonetheless!

I just wish we'd seen Darth Vader during the ride. I've seen it on YouTube, but it's not the same.

You need to read Glenn's tips on TSM that he did a while back...it bumped me up quite a bit but now I've plateaued and need to re-read it.

Yeah, I need to do that. But I also can't seem to figure out how to fire that dumb pull-string fast enough, either.
 
Mime in a box = Tangled

Sorry, not a movie quote. I was just trying to figure out what Scotty was doing in the picture.

Asking Scotty to join the Dark Side is a Star Wars Episode IV: Return of the Jedi reference

Pushing it! But I'll give this one to you.

+1:thumbsup2

And please no calling out "Darth Vader" as a Star Wars reference or something like that. I mean, duh. :rotfl2:

My guess for the lie is Julie's score of about 126,000....it was actually much higher than that. Just kidding, she didn't score that high. (Please!)

I see you're not questioning the sentence that says she beat me. :rotfl2:

Lie.

At least one of your kids has been on Star Tours before. I'd bet on Sarah.

Unless, of course, it was down for refurbishment on our last trip...

And I'd agree, 50 minute wait time for standby in the middle of the day if Scotty did the 11am show does not add up.

So either....

He really did an earlier show (and that was the lie)

Or the wait was much longer for TSM

Or you did TSM before Scotty did the 11am show, not after.

As I mentioned, let's chalk this up to fuzzy trip reporting. We did use our Fast Passes, and did figure it would be our only ride on TSM for the day. And Scotty did the 11:00 show. And now I'm struggling to remember if we did TSM before or afterwards. In any case, that was not intended as the lie.

I figured as much but now does that count as a lie or just unclear journalism? :)

Lies Lies, Maybe the 11am show is a lie. Cynthia makes a good point. :rolleyes:

Your faithful trip reporter is kind of a dope. But you knew that already.

Spanish Inqiusition - History of the world part 1 ( Love me some Mel Brooks)

Monty Python, actually!
 
Monty Python, actually!

Yup - been a while - History had French..... :headache:



The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay
The Inquistion, oh boy
The Inquistion, what a joy
The Inquistion, oy oy





You were just thinking about a different take on the same idea. :thumbsup2
 
In case you don't make it back to Kathy's.

Stay safe Mark. Let us know you are Okay.

Thanks, Pat. We made it through just fine. Hopefully all the rest of you East Coasters did well, too.:thumbsup2

What??? They just shut down the Delaware DOT if there's a little rain and wind???

I'm still waiting for people to call and yell at me because the roads flooded. :sad2:

Are we talking puddle on the stage freak out or teenage girl at a Justin Bieber concert freak out? :confused3

I'm pretty sure Disney is more worried about the former. The others can go do the American Idol thingy.

:confused3 Did they do that thing where they open the turnstyles about a half hour before park opening? Were you there that early or did you just get there at the advertised opening time?

If memory serves (which is always sketchy), they opened the gates about 10-15 minutes early. No pre-show, but not super-early either.

... or is this the lie???

:confused3

Although all the scenes are pretty impressive.:thumbsup2

We enjoyed the ones we saw, that's for sure. We didn't see everything, though--had a couple of repeats.

At Disney World???? No way!!!

See, I told you you'd never believe it.

Was that the Budget Committee's call????

The Budget Committee informed me that I had to choose between this one and the Dole Whip t-shirt. And I really wanted the Dole Whip shirt. :sad1:

When I first read this, I thought this was the lie.

:scratchin

But the more I thought about it, the more I believe that you would in fact crop dust them.

And Julie would probably let you.

As long as she was clear of the area first.

As long as I could fart on cue, anyway.

I'm sure it is the same reason why I tell my wife we have to leave the house a half hour before we actually need to... just to make sure everyone is ready on time.

You pull that stunt too, huh? :rolleyes1

Way to go, Scotty!!! :thumbsup2

The Force is strong in this one.

There's not even any question at all here. Flat out lies!!!!!!

The simple explanation would be that Julie was better than me. And we all know that couldn't happen.

Wow... 3 rides and your family has 2 spies. That's impressive! :thumbsup2

It might be worth noting that on both of those rides, we sat in the very back row.
 














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