Okay, I'll change my guess to say that you were able to find someone to take your fastpasses.
My theory is that a lot of the other lie possibilities would make for good stories that you would have wanted to include in the chapter. This one could too, if you gave away the fastpasses and the thankful recipients were so overcome with gratitude that they grabbed you up in a big bear hug and covered you with kisses.....but nah, my experience has always been that the people went "oh, okay."
And who likes brussel sprouts?
The scene where they show up in Aspen on a minibike with snotsicles covering their faces is priceless.