Operation Big Thunder: the Dole Whip Conspiracy COMPLETE

It doesn't help that you're posting these quotes while I'm trying to get my next chapter posted. ;)

Sorry about that. I'll try and quit so I can go stalk your thre--uh, read the next chapter.

That one’s gonn’a come back to haunt you :lmao:

::yes::

I’ve not heard that one. Do tell…

See my reply to Barry above.

As a hillbilly by birth, a South’ner by rasing, and most likely a Red Neck by association…

Barry’s right on this one
(my God, what am I saying! :eek:)

Nearly any other collect of brown bags would have sufficed, but with the trendy upscale Trader Joe’s logo...
the effect of the joke gets washed out. :lmao:

:sad2: I have to tell my friends to stop shopping in upscale locations.

Yes you should have. It also relates to, and confirms my comment on the same subject.

Agreed. I'm starting to forget things in my old age.
 
I thought about going with "I'm not left handed either" as a reply, but decided to shake it up a little bit.

All right, you were the first person to recognize the quote...not by calling out the title, but giving the correct response. This is making things tougher on the Rules Committee.

+1:thumbsup2
 


Laugh It Up, Fuzzball…
(Actually, I deserved that one. That’s 3 Dope-Slaps you now owe me)


It is a great quote, though.

Yes… yes it is
And I enjoyed reading it


Sure you will.

Pinky Swear…
I’ll even refrain from commenting on that one if’n you’d like.
Folks would much rather read you perspective on things I assure you.


Are you stalking this TR?

Nope… Sherlock… errrr… I mean shear luck.
You just happened to post that first response as I was checking my email during lunch. I got to the easy quotes first, but in the time it took me to go back and actually respond to the comments, there were near ten other posts. By the time I’d gotten back to work, there were even more. Given that amount of attention to your TR, I don’t see myself being able to keep up this kind of pace.


It doesn't help that you're posting these quotes while I'm trying to get my next chapter posted. ;)

I got lucky. As it happens, I’m also trying to get my next chapter ready, but if it makes you feel any better…
almost no one will be reading mine, so that’s one score that you’ll always pick up over me.


"At this point, you are now 50 yards off-line. Our golf pros offer excellent lessons. Sign up in the Pro Shop today!" :lmao::rotfl2::rotfl:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

True story or are you just tugging on my lariat?
Either way, that is priceless!



You know what stinks? She's not left-handed.


Neither was Lord Nelson… at first



(Sorry about the obscure reference, but I do have an image to maintain)


I have no real purpose for quoting this, I just thought it needed be on the Internet twice.

Wait… you forgot the important part of the quote…

“(my God, what am I saying! :eek:

There… that’s better


:sad2: I have to tell my friends to stop shopping in upscale locations.

They should be proud that they’re allowed into such high-falutin’ establishments.
I get stopped at the door…



Regularly.


Agreed. I'm starting to forget things in my old age.

Lord help you then once you start approaching my vintage.
But then again… you’ve likely forgotten about those Dope-Slaps you owe my by now.



That could be a good thing.
 
Laugh It Up, Fuzzball…
(Actually, I deserved that one. That’s 3 Dope-Slaps you now owe me)

3? I'd better write this down, or else I'll forget it.

Pinky Swear…
I’ll even refrain from commenting on that one if’n you’d like.
Folks would much rather read you perspective on things I assure you.

Oh, stop. That's not the case at all. I'd much rather have you here to keep me straight on the facts. And the "spot the lie" contest should be a cinch, right?

Nope… Sherlock… errrr… I mean shear luck.
You just happened to post that first response as I was checking my email during lunch. I got to the easy quotes first, but in the time it took me to go back and actually respond to the comments, there were near ten other posts. By the time I’d gotten back to work, there were even more. Given that amount of attention to your TR, I don’t see myself being able to keep up this kind of pace.

You've been on a roll. I think you might be creating a new nemesis in Glenn.

I got lucky. As it happens, I’m also trying to get my next chapter ready, but if it makes you feel any better…
almost no one will be reading mine, so that’s one score that you’ll always pick up over me.

That's not true at all. Everyone! Click the links in Rob's signature and get over to his TR's!

I promise I'll read and comment in a more timely manner. I feel bad that I missed a few big updates there.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

True story or are you just tugging on my lariat?
Either way, that is priceless!

True story! It was ornately carved in stone, which just made it funnier. My dad is actually the one who found it first. We couldn't stop laughing.

Neither was Lord Nelson… at first

(Sorry about the obscure reference, but I do have an image to maintain)

Obscure references approved! :thumbsup2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Nelson

Wait… you forgot the important part of the quote…

“(my God, what am I saying! :eek:

There… that’s better

:thumbsup2

They should be proud that they’re allowed into such high-falutin’ establishments.
I get stopped at the door…

Regularly.

My friends' son is autistic, and they've found some success in helping his development by going on a gluten-free, casein-free diet and trying to stay organic and natural. So they shop there on a regular basis.

Lord help you then once you start approaching my vintage.
But then again… you’ve likely forgotten about those Dope-Slaps you owe my by now.

That could be a good thing.

Who are you again?
 
:lmao: Just found your TR and I'm still laughing! This is fabulous! I LOVE the redneck window shades! Subbing...can't wait for your next installment. I'm now realizing how boring my TR is after reading this one!!
 
:lmao: Just found your TR and I'm still laughing! This is fabulous! I LOVE the redneck window shades! Subbing...can't wait for your next installment. I'm now realizing how boring my TR is after reading this one!!

:welcome: Chellymouse! I'm so glad you're enjoying it! (it beats the alternative)
 
Are all the guesses in? I'll take that as a yes.

Some of you will be kicking yourselves. The lie was, indeed, that the shot pictured ended up 10 feet from the hole. I am notoriously terrible when the camera is on, and hit 6 inches behind the ball, causing me to hit a 100-yard layup in the fairway of a par 3. :headache:

I did hit several excellent shots that of course were not caught on camera, meaning they never really happened according to the rules of the DISboards.

I believe Glenn is the only one to get that one, although Rob and MissLiz suspected it but didn't want to be too mean to me and guess that it was a lie. That'll learn ya. :laughing:

Up-to-date standings...

We have a new leader in the clubhouse!

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes 16
FreezinRafiki 13
glennbo123 10
afwdwfan 6
vdub322 1
FauntleroyFAN07 1
MEK 1
 
And the "spot the lie" contest should be a cinch, right?

We’ll see. I’ve been down that way many times and still haven’t seen everything. There really is that much to get into. Besides, the forth-coming fib may well be unrelated to the location.

My friends' son is autistic, and they've found some success in helping his development by going on a gluten-free, casein-free diet and trying to stay organic and natural. So they shop there on a regular basis.

Sorry to hear that the young’en has to deal with extra struggles.
But I’m glad that his folks have found some good methods of mitigating the effects.
I wish them all well and will keep them in mind when prayers are offered up.

Who are you again?

What was the question? :confused3


The lie was, indeed, that the shot pictured ended up 10 feet from the hole.

Figures… :sad2:
Like I said, I deserved to miss that one for over thinking it in the first place.

Lesson learned? Doubtful. :lmao:


We have a new leader in the clubhouse!

A good round does not a tournament make, but it’s a start.
We’ll have to see if I can hold on to that spot.
Given the competition… I’ve got’s me doubts. :rolleyes:



By the way… I’m really enjoying the story. :thumbsup2 <=== Most certainly a thumb
 
Captain_Oblivious said:
Are all the guesses in? I'll take that as a yes.

Some of you will be kicking yourselves. The lie was, indeed, that the shot pictured ended up 10 feet from the hole. I am notoriously terrible when the camera is on, and hit 6 inches behind the ball, causing me to hit a 100-yard layup in the fairway of a par 3. :headache:

I did hit several excellent shots that of course were not caught on camera, meaning they never really happened according to the rules of the DISboards.

I believe Glenn is the only one to get that one, although Rob and MissLiz suspected it but didn't want to be too mean to me and guess that it was a lie. That'll learn ya. :laughing:

Wow, with your reaction to my guess I was almost ready to rescind it and try something else! Being the lone correct answerer oughtta be good for bonus points, doncha think? :rolleyes:
 
We’ll see. I’ve been down that way many times and still haven’t seen everything. There really is that much to get into. Besides, the forth-coming fib may well be unrelated to the location.

As usual, I'll make it up as I go.

Sorry to hear that the young’en has to deal with extra struggles.
But I’m glad that his folks have found some good methods of mitigating the effects.
I wish them all well and will keep them in mind when prayers are offered up.

I know they'll appreciate that. :goodvibes

What was the question? :confused3

Something about the average air-speed of an unladen swallow.

Figures… :sad2:
Like I said, I deserved to miss that one for over thinking it in the first place.

Lesson learned? Doubtful. :lmao:

I don't know how it's been for you guys, but the "lie" game has been a lot of fun for me!

A good round does not a tournament make, but it’s a start.
We’ll have to see if I can hold on to that spot.
Given the competition… I’ve got’s me doubts. :rolleyes:

You'll have to hope I post lots of updates while Barry is away.

By the way… I’m really enjoying the story. :thumbsup2 <=== Most certainly a thumb

Thanks! Most appreciated.

Wow, with your reaction to my guess I was almost ready to rescind it and try something else! Being the lone correct answerer oughtta be good for bonus points, doncha think? :rolleyes:

Well, you got 1 point more than the rest of the field. I'll give you an attaboy, too.

I suppose after rattling off all those facts about my golf career, I should also have mentioned that since having kids, all of my time and money for golf has dried up, I play 5 times a year at most, and I'm thankful when I shoot in the 90's. :sad2:
 
Something about the average air-speed of an unladen swallow.

Monty Python and the Holly Grail

And no I not stalking, I was just putting up an update to my TR and saw the notification.


I don't know how it's been for you guys, but the "lie" game has been a lot of fun for me!

I’m enjoying it.
Nice spin on the notion of a TR game and it gets folks to read up fairly closely as well.
Good move.


I suppose after rattling off all those facts about my golf career, I should also have mentioned that since having kids, all of my time and money for golf has dried up, I play 5 times a year at most, and I'm thankful when I shoot in the 90's. :sad2:

Better then I can do, that’s for sure.
 
Lol, finally catching up. Love the redneck window shades! Had a set just like them one summer vacation. I'm just impressed that you found a store that still has paper grocery bags! Looks like you all are having a wonderful time at the beach! Ouch about the sunburns though!

Looking forward to more!
 
Captain_Oblivious said:
Something about the average air-speed of an unladen swallow.
:
Huh, and here I thought it was the air speed velocity. Our of curiosity, for the non engineer, how does "average" relate to velocity ?

Monty python holy grail
 
While we were in South Carolina, Julie and I had planned to spend one day taking a day trip down to the city of Charleston. There were some definite attractions we wanted to see as a family, and we also though it would be a good way to break up the week at the beach. We didn't leave right away, since we wanted to avoid rush hour in Charleston. That gave Julie time to go for a run.

Last year, she started running and training for a 5K. She met her goal, dropped a few pounds, finished 2 5K races, and made me very proud of her. She's kept going because it's helped her feel healthier.

I only mention this because her run on Tuesday morning led her to the Pawleys Island Bakery, and she jogged all the way back holding a bag of donuts and cinnamon buns dripping with icing. In my mind, this is the greatest justification for a run ever.

Even better, someone else did the running for me, and I still got pastries. :woohoo:

Bellies full, we settled into the van for the drive down Hwy. 17. If you've never driven Hwy. 17 between Pawleys Island and Charleston, you have missed out on...well, nothing. Once you hit the town of Georgetown, you pass into the Francis Marion National Forest, and it's a good 40 miles or so of nothing. Make sure you gas up before you leave.

That changes in a hurry once you hit Mt. Pleasant, on the outskirts of Charleston. It's undergoing massive development, and that was about 10 miles of stop-and-go traffic with all of the new lights being installed. We were trying to find the turn for Patriots Point, our first destination of the day, and I was still angry at Darth Vader and neglected to take him with us.

Naturally, the road gradually widened out to 3 lanes as we approached the city, and I had no idea which lane was correct. At the last minute, we saw a teeny-tiny sign that said "Ft. Sumter Tours" with an arrow pointing left, so I pulled off a classic NJ Turnpike-style cut-off move and got over for the turn. After making the turn off of Hwy. 17, we reached another light, with no signs directing us whatsoever. Knowing we needed to bear right somewhere along the way to get to Patriots Point, I made a right turn...and we hit a major ramp leading us to this:

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The Arthur Ravenel Bridge, on Highway 17 into Charleston. :headache:

We drove all the way across the bay into the city, and took the first exit we saw. This led us down a road along the harbor's edge. We had to make 3 more turns, wait through several more signals and then find an entrance ramp before finally heading back over the bridge. Next time you get a bright idea, Jack, write a @#$% memo.

Signage was much better in this direction, and we finally found our way to Patriots Point. I apologize, Darth. You can be my wingman anytime.

Patriots Point is a large Naval Museum with several retired U.S. Navy ships at the dock available for the public to explore. The centerpiece is the U.S.S. Yorktown, an aircraft carrier that served our country from WWII all the way to the Vietnam War. Named in honor of an earlier aircraft carrier that was sunk in the Battle of Midway, it eventually capped its career by participating in the pickup of the astronauts of Apollo 8 before being decommissioned in 1970. I won't list all of the accomplishments of the crew here, but take the time to read the links. You'll be proud of the men who served our country.

Before going out to the ship, however, we stopped first to check out a possible add-on option for my minivan.

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Enough fooling around. On to the Yorktown!

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There are a series of self-guided tours of various parts of the ship, so we set off to explore as soon as we boarded. Julie wanted to try and shut this hatch after the kids went through, but the stairs made it a little difficult.

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Torpedo in the water!

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Living quarters. Looks comfy, huh? And I thought the couch was uncomfortable. If, of course, Julie ever made me sleep there.

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Love this motto. I could use this one at my office. Just goes to show you that people got just as frustrated in the 1940's as we do today.

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One display showed the ingredients you would need in order to serve the crew 10,000 chocolate-chip cookies, which might also be enough to feed my kids.

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Here's the engine room. Is it wrong if I was looking for Hidden Mickeys on the panel wall there?

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In the hangar and on the flight deck were several fighter planes from various eras. Here, Scotty felt the need...the need for speed in the cockpit.

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The young pilots headed to the briefing room to get the mission details. Luckily, no one spilled the beans about Operation Big Thunder.

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Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

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Here's a better view of the Arthur Ravenel Bridge into the city. Apparently it cost $500 million to build and is designed to last 100 years. I hope so, for that price. It looks cool, though.

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Here Scotty is standing by the cable that planes landing on the aircraft carrier needed to catch with their tailhook in order to slow down and stop in time before they flew off the other end of the flight deck. Whatever they pay these pilots, it ain't enough. And if your tailhook malfunctions? Rig the barricade! Foul deck! Foul deck! This is not a drill!

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Basically, they have to catch you in a giant net. Soo...who wants to be a fighter pilot?

Dave and I checked out the intake of an F-18 Hornet.

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E-1B Tracer (early radar aircraft)

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Sarah tries out the captain's chair. I think she looks a little too comfortable giving the orders around here.

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Back in the hangar, they had a special Medal of Honor museum. Inside, it told the poignant stories of many of the recipients, most of whom sacrificed their lives and were given the award posthumously. It was moving and uplifting at the same time, and well worth the time spent. There are a lot of people parading themselves around the country trying to pass themselves off as leaders and role models. They can't hold a candle to the people enshrined here.

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I know this is just a brief glance at the Yorktown, but it really was worth the time. How many chances do you get to walk on an aircraft carrier? The kids had a great time leading the explorations. I am amazed at how anyone could find their way around the maze of hallways. It's basically a city at sea--they have their own doctor's offices, dentist, machine shop, electrical shop, recreational areas...just a mind-boggling amount of detail went into building that ship. There's no wasted space. Check it out if you're ever in Charleston.

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Coming Up Next: We're on a boat!
 
Top Gun!

Great update, though I think you missed a golden opportunity to quote "Shag" while passing Fort Sumpter. I'll forgive you though since you're a man.

Looks like an area that my husband would love! If we're ever down that way I'll make a note to check it out!

And, good for your DW-that's awesome that she's completed the 5K and kept at it. Bonus points should be awarded for running with pastries. You're a lucky man.
 














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