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[*]David, aka Big Dave. 42, blond hair, blue eyes, age 8. Occupation: 3rd grade student. Interests: Travel (esp. Disney parks), baseball, Lego, Philadelphia Phillies baseball, baseball, sports, and baseball. Special skills: Photographic memory and making annoying noises in back seat of van.
Mission Impossible. Too obvious? ANy points?Assignment: Our mission, should we choose to accept it
Transport Vehicle: 2006 Honda Odyssey. Special non-standard modifications include ejector seats, surface-to-surface missiles, turbo boost, and espresso machine.
Here! Be back later after my mission of....
Washing dishes.![]()
Well... if I'm not going to start my own TR then I might as well be entertained by someone else!Nice intro, Mark
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age 37 (right, honey?)
I don't want to have to call this a lie, but I keep hearing about this pie. I think some proof of awesomeness needs to be shared with your readers.Special skills: creator of Key Lime Pie of Awesomeness.
Unless you borrowed Barry's van, that's definitely a lie.Special non-standard modifications include ejector seats, surface-to-surface missiles, turbo boost, and espresso machine.
Which voice did you use more?TomTom GPS unit, with pre-loaded Homer Simpson and Darth Vader celebrity voices, used for navigation.
I don't see cheese balls anywhere in that list.Necessities: 3 bags of Pop chips, mini-Oreos, mini-Nutter Butters, 2 12-packs of Coke, map to nearest donut shop.