Open mouth, insert foot

[Jordans_Mommie]

I was visiting my Granny a few weeks ago and I had gotten up to get her a glass a water. When I returned with the water, she looks at me and goes "You might be fat, but you have one fantastic figure". I said Thanks and

Gotta love Granny!

 

[bumbershoot]

One woman I was flying with complained about her son so much I finally told her that I'd love to have him. How long did she think it would take her to pack his things and transfer custody to me so I could have him.

What did she say back to you? (I'll confess to having such feelings this last year or so but I'm too afraid of what authorities might be called if I said anything)

 

[CathrynRose]

I give her the quizzical stare. I tweeze fastidiously every night. "Must be just an eyelash", says I, rubbing at my chin.

Get one of these:
http://www.facialwork.com/

They're wonderful. Juuuust wonderful. You can just sit in bed, watching TV, and roll, roll, roll.... No mirror needed. Just roll away the hair.

I thought I left mine in the room at WDW and PANICED until I found it in my suitcase.

I love that darn thing!


ETA - those hair ties they sell, those are great too. They look like the old telephone cords, all curly. But when you put your hair up in a pony - no lump, if you take it down. They're great. Love those too.

 

[redlight]

I got one:
Years ago we were at the mall watching my oldest toddle around and his grandpa was sitting next to someone on one of the mall benches. Grandpa had a big smile watching my son go and turned to the lady and said, "isn't it great to be able to walk?" Here's the kicker - the lady was in a wheelchair. We still tease grandpa, he meant no harm and the lady took it well. We still could not help but shake our heads.

Oh grandpa.