Backstage_Gal
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You made a funny! See, we ARE twins![]()
I made a funny finally? Where is the tag fairy??????? 1700 posts, and she ignores me!!! Or is it a HE?
You made a funny! See, we ARE twins![]()
1700 WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY, Marita!!!
z. taking Cliff to a baseball card show.
What a riot. He loved it. I loved it. We spent 4 hours agonizing over which cards to buy. We talked to each and every "vendor". We haggled over price. We haggled over condition of the cards. We talked Cardinal baseball and politics. In the end we spent $75 on a trophy/plaque football card holder of Issac Bruce, a complete set of 1990 football cards. 84 individual cards of a variety of players, (mostly Rams) and Rams baseball cap. We capped the night off with a hamburger and a shake at Jack in the Box. Although I only spent $75, I would gladly spend $1075 to have that much fun with him again.
Windy, at the time you were posting your question I was probably trying to find a municipal court. Court started at 8 am. I arrived at 7:30 and knew it was held in one of two building located about a block from each other. Since I am on a diet (thank you Jill) I initially refrained from buying donuts at the local bakery located directly across from the court. Then I remembered that I could buy a dozen and bring them in for the secretaries/paralegals in our office. But, of course, who could they eat a dozen. So, while I was waiting and trying to figure out which building court would be held in I ate two, ok three, of them. They were hot glazed donuts with extar icing. Yummm.
Anyhow, I saw a secretary/clerk pull up next to me. I rolled down my window and asked where court would be held. She told me it was at the building located a block away. Then, she did it. She smiled. Now this was a very attractive looking secretary/clerk. I KNEW what that smile meant. It confirmed exactly what I had been thinking for a LONG time now. It confirmed that my wife is a lucky woman to have a catch like me. It meant I could tell her to take her DIET and shove it. Then, sadly, I looked in the mirror. I then realized what THE SMILE really meant. It meant that I should have taken one of those napkins and wiped the glaze from the glazed donuts off of my face before I rolled the window down to talk to her. I think I will stick to the friggin wheat thins from now on.
Wheat Thins
Hello, Open Mikers! Haven't posted here in awhile and thought I'd say hi!![]()