Only in America

[TennVolTony]

Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...
do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke.

Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

 

[EROS]

do we elect incompetent Presidents ......

 

[glo]

that Sir EROS is a matter of opinion...

 

[EROS]

GLO, I know that you don't like seeing DEBATE on the CB...........but can we still express opinions here??????

Have a Disney Debate-Free Day

 

[RoutemanDan]

do we elect incompetent Presidents

So right you are EROS.Thank heaven Billy boy is outta there!

 

[EROS]

WILD BILL was morally bankrupt.............but he wasn't an incompetent

 

[EROS]

 

[Zurg]

Okay it isn't only in America but I like a country where you can call the chief of state incompetent and/or immoral and not have to worry about the secret police wisiting at night unlike a story I was listening to on NPR on the way home tonight.

I'll take the arguments about incompetent and/or immoral and enjoy a night's sleep.


(Oh and apperently WJC wasn't impotent either)

 

[RoutemanDan]

(Oh and apperently WJC wasn't impotent either)

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[pumba]

not only on this board but out in the open world.....without someone killing us for opening our mouths....so Now because I am an American...I can say you know.....you all talk about how rotten a president is....or how bad this presidency is going to be...well shame on you.....if you don't like something than instead of opening "thou" mouths ...do something....join some political groups....do some campaigning for the candidate of your choice....instead most people sit back and crab crab and crab...... DO SOMETHING....

 

[EROS]

 

[glo]

GLO gives Pumba a standing OVATION


Oh, and I beg to differ on Billy boy...

 

[EROS]

 

[RoutemanDan]

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[EROS]

ROUTEMAN.............LOL

 

[TennVolTony]

Now THAT'S funny RMD!!!

 

[EROS]

 

[Zurg]

Now those are some UGLY pictures - LOL

I do think the stars and strips one looks a little like Stephen Tyler.

 

[WillyJ]

Say what you like about Duh-bya Eros, but you have to admit he came up with a brilliant solution to the recent forest fire problem out west. . . he's going to let the logging companies cut down trees in our National Forests. . . .

"Prevent forrest fires; cut down the trees. . "

 

[missymouse3367]

Too funny