One ring to rule them all

[Demosthenes]

Ok, I'm for the war with Iraq, but this is damned funny:

 

[FOJMO]

I don't get it. Anybody?

 

[BluOrchid2]

That's hysterical!!!! LMAO!!!

FOJMO, think "Lord of the Rings"....and check your PM's.

 

[fklhou]

Cute. This explains a great deal about our policy.

 

[fklhou]

I hate to go against this theory but I found a 2001 National Lampoon piece that contradicts this theory.
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US Military Believes Bin Laden Has Found the ONE RING
KANDAHAR — U.S. Military officials have been balking at recent allegations that armed forces have not been doing enough in the search for Osama bin Laden, who is believed to have fled the caves of Tora Bora sometime during the recent wave of airborne cave-bombings.
The cause for the sudden disappearance of the man believed to have masterminded the destruction of the World Trade towers and a wing of the Pentagon is now understood in chilling clarity.
"The thing we had long feared to be true has been confirmed," said a visibly shaken President Bush. "Bin Laden has found the One Ring, allowing him the ability to pass invisibly through any land or territory, even into the very heart of our command."
The ring, which last sat on the finger of Senator Strom Thurmon, is believed to have fallen off at some point during his last term and found its way to Afghanistan.
Bush added: "The evil will within the ring will grant bin Laden seeming immortality but at a terrible price, manipulating and twisting his soul into ever-darkening circles of evil until his very being begins to Fade, leaving only a wraith, incapable of any emotion save for the indomitable urge to sup on human souls."
While prolonged use of the One Ring almost always results in the same fate, the normal life span of the ring-bearer is lengthened extraordinarily, allowing for a far greater scope of evil-doing.
"Already we have observed a massive army of crazed Muslim extremists flocking to his aide," reports Defense Secretary Rumsfeld. "The tide of the battle has begun to turn in their direction."
U.S. Intelligence reports that a detachment of British SAS and U.S. Navy Seals were overtaken yesterday by this new army, and, with total disregard for international P.O.W. protocol, were then boiled in a rather heavy vinegar-based sauce.
President Bush expressed his desire to assuage fears of both the British and American families of those soldiers taken that they won't have died in vain. "If nothing else," commented Bush at a press conference, "the Afghans are fabulous chefs, having long ago learned to make savory meals with only the barest of herbs and sauces. Our boys tasted great! Of that, you can have no doubt."
Bush then urged all forces opposing bin Laden to surrender and to head West, never to return to these lands again.

 

[SuiteDisney]

 

[JAP]

LOL

 

[jfulcer]

lol, that's funny.