ONE LINE THREADER's ANONYMOUS Part 2

[cotye]

Originally posted by vickylan
Kevin -- not only do you pay alimony -- you have your son Hes with whom you like to hang out at the country club. You are concerned with his "intimate" lifestyle since he seems to swing both ways.

You are married to the luscious Sherry who is a super model who resembles Mariah. You have a daughter Countess Carrie with Sherry.

Oh cool, didn't even know Sherry was with child! LOL! And now we have a daughter! Who's now reading Lord of the Flies, what a genius!!!

 

[jimmybop]

so wait? i was dumped for Hes????? must be a comedy story j/k

 

[cotye]

Originally posted by SPAGo 98
the only thing that disturbs me is that kevin had me at the age of 9.

Ah, but young Jedi, you forget, I travelled back in time!

 

[supercarrie]

LOL Daddy!

 

[SPAGo 98]

 

[supercarrie]

I can't call you Kevin anymore lol, you are Daddy.

 

[WDWfanatic288]

OMG! yall are crackin' me up!!

Vicky-you are one of the craziest people I know!

 

[SPAGo 98]

where are my hunnies.

 

[SPAGo 98]

10 more posts!!

 

[cotye]

Originally posted by supercarrie
I can't call you Kevin anymore lol, you are Daddy.

there there honey.

 

[jimmybop]

wow.. didnt u just hit your last mile stone a few days ago?

 

[WDWfanatic288]

i want a daddy too!!

 

[SPAGo 98]

you're not my dad anymore, since you cheated on mom.

 

[cotye]

Go Hes!

 

[cotye]

I've lost all track of these relationships. LOL!

 

[vickyBaby]

Now my dear soap opera fans -- the story continues...

Jules has relented and agreed to the Tower of Terror wedding -- but she has absolutely refused to wear a Lime Green wedding gown.

She instead has decided to wear a skin tight pink leather outfit. Chad is just thrilled that he'll really be able to take the plunge.

Now -- what has happened to Countess Carrie in all of this?

The Sexy Countess is very disturbed that she is not getting married. Heck, she is the one with all the money (she even has a scepter to prove her Countessness). She attempts to befriend Jules in the hopes of becoming Maid of Honor.

 

[supercarrie]

LOL Hes.

I would be your hunny, but since I am your sister...

well we already had that discussion lol.

 

[WDWfanatic288]

haha!

 

[cotye]

Originally posted by SPAGo 98
you're not my dad anymore, since you cheated on mom.

You can't speak to me that way!! I treated you so well!

 

[vickyBaby]

Sherry's pregnant? Who says Sherry is pregnant? She is a super model. She is about to embark off to Paris for the Spring Fashion shows. Don't you know what birth control is King Kevin -- ruler of Canada? Shame on you. Don't destroy this woman's career. I'm sure it is just a rumour.