Old sayings

[LONE-STAR]

the pot calling the kettle black

lets go to the picture show

 

[Gatordad]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Don't accept any wooden nickles.

if he's a fool, how did he get the money in the first place??


Better you than me.

 

[dreamer03]

Well Shoot a mile

 

[AuburnJen92]

Don't pee on the street and tell me it's raining.

 

[dreamer03]

Don't pee on the street and tell me it's raining.

HAHAHA
lOVE IT

 

[AuburnJen92]

Birds of a turd flock in a herd.

 

[DaveInTN]

if he's a fool, how did he get the money in the first place??

Point taken.

 

[VACAMPER]

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ........

 

[jriae2000]

my dad always said "never spitt pee or fart into the wind".
he also told us kids to " go outside and get the stink blown off us".
Great Grandpa used to say about odd people " He's about as steady as a man walking with one foot off the curb". should I be worried about my bloodline?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Worthless as chicken poop on the pump handle.

I'm so poor I've got to fart to have a cent.

About BBQ: if you go away clean you ain't eatin' it right.

If it can't be cooked with bacon grease, it ain't worth fixin', let alone eatin'.

He/she's a poster child for birth control.

.

 

[stacktester]

Hopefully I'm not copying anyone.

One sandwich short of a picnic.

One can short of a six pack.

Something about one brick short of a stack. Somebody help on that one.

 

[Judy in Texas]

Stupid you're born with... Ignorance you can do something about.

Clothes don't make the man.

You are what you eat.

 

[OceanAnnie]

A friend in need, is a friend indeed.

Like a fish out of water.

A bull in a china shop.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

If you sleep with dogs, you get fleas. (something like that)

If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay out.

 

[stacktester]

A friend in need, is a friend indeed.

If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay out.

I think it's if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

 

[OceanAnnie]

I think it's if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Yeah. That's it! Haven't heard it in ages.

 

[homebrew2]

I'm old and I'm not saying anything

Denny's older than I am though

"Loose lips, sink ships" keeping that thought.

WAY TO GO...TORPEDO MOUTH!!!!

 

[Colston69]

what goes aronde comes aronde.

 

[stacktester]

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Busier than a cranberry merchant at Christmastime

 

[OceanAnnie]

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Busier than a cranberry merchant at Christmastime

That reminds me of, Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[stacktester]

what goes aronde comes aronde.

Not all correct Colston. You never pay for campsites when mom and dad come to the fort and I've yet to hear you paying for any rooms at the Poly.