Okay thing not to do while driving at 80 miles per hour

[Raulandpinboy]

Well this is a new one for me, this week I have been all stuffed up due to allergies a cold or whatever. Today I could not stand it anymore and was tired of speaking like I was in a vacuum. So on my way home I stopped at the local legal drug store, and got one of those neat nasal pumps that clears and cleans you out.

While driving home I was reading the directions that said pump the container then insert it into your nose… Well I missed a part the pump while its in your nose part, I pumped that sucker about 10 times and it did nothing then I stuck it my nose which caused the unit to release and pumped about half the bottle at full force into my brain.

Lets see the recommended dose is one pump every 12 hours, I got ten in 2 seconds.

Okay huge Dodge trunk with a hemi, and a driver buzzing on nasal medicine not a good thing.

I had to pull off the road and wait for the world to return to normal, oh but you guys should have seen the colors and the noises I heard, the B52’s came out of the radio and were singing with me in the cab.

Since I have email in the truck I emailed Donna to tell her what happened, but the only email she got was from me saying.

“I am napoleon fear me waterloo… Look at all the chickens… I kinda do like Barney the purple rubber chicken… WERE ARE MY PANTS…. Anybody anybody. Its Rauland Borg and we will own the world in less time that it took Enron to kill it. Mega nala questa baby.”

So I don’t know what happened. I’m all better now I just need to find my nose and the world will be okay again.

Remember kids I’m a professional don’t try this at home, so if you must drive… Don’t pump and drive.

The following was a consumer awareness message provided free of charge from the Otero foundation. No animals were harmed in the making of the commercial.

 

[Mickey527]

Ed,
Just think, allergy season is just beginning there in Florida. You get to use that nasal medicine again and again.
But you have learned your lesson. Don't use it while driving, only before going in to talk to the boss. It makes those meetings so much easier. Peggie

 

[MeanLaureen]

Oh good grief Ed! And you are trying to convince me to come down there and stay with you guys while you are tempting to blow your brain out your ears with Afrin?

 

[GotAnyPins]

He is trying to convince you to come down here and stay w/ us guys!!!!!!!

 

[ismetoo]

I don't know if he remembers, but he stopped by our house on his way home, and was he funny!!! Poppy, if you're listening, I'll take $10s and $20s not to tell everyone what you did...