"Okay, so there I was, 1692"

[HSMndLKfan92]

Can I discover fire?

 

[Captain Brain]

I'm surprised you people haven't asked Shelby how she managed to survive so long. Did Columbus bribe you with some anti-aging crap?

She built a time machine, duh.

 

[Captain Brain]

Can I discover fire?

No. I did.

 

[Sparx]

I'm surprised you people haven't asked Shelby how she managed to survive so long. Did Columbus bribe you with some anti-aging crap?

Cryogenics. Its the wave of the future. Like indoor plumbing. Its gonna be big.

 

[Captain Brain]

Cryogenics. Its the wave of the future. Like indoor plumbing. Its gonna be big.

So very true.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

No. I did.

No. I did.

 

[Captain Brain]

No. I did.

No. I did, end of story.

You can have the lightbulb.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Ew.

 

[Sparx]

No. I did, end of story.

You can have the lightbulb.

heh. Edison. what a cool guy.

 

[Babyjustrun]

I personally like Graham Bell..

 

[Captain Brain]

As long as I get fire....

Jaimie, you can have bubble gum.

 

[Sparx]

As long as I get fire....

Jaimie, you can have bubble gum.

yay edible rubber!

 

[Captain Brain]

Whee! Edible rubber rocks my socks off!

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Bazooka zooka bubblegum.

I win.

I get the sugar.
I winnn.

 

[Captain Brain]

At least I get fire.

 

[Sparx]

Whee! Edible rubber rocks my socks off!

So there I was, in the thick of the rainforest about to pounce on my prey when *Splat* this stick sap drips off a tree and lands on my head. So I get the bright idea to stick it inmy mouth and chew it. and BAM. I discovered bubble gum.

 

[Captain Brain]

So there I was, in the thick of the rainforest about to pounce on my prey when *Splat* this stick sap drips off a tree and lands on my head. So I get the bright idea to stick it inmy mouth and chew it. and BAM. I discovered bubble gum.

Why can't you let Jaimie have that one? You get the wheel, time machines, America and indoor plumbing.

 

[Sparx]

Why can't you let Jaimie have that one? You get the wheel, time machines, America and indoor plumbing.

Okay, so Jamie here's what you do. Say that you were in the thick of the rainforest right about to pounce on your prey when *splat* this thick sappy stuff splats on your head. So you got the bright idea to put it in your mouth and chew it. then BAM you discovered gum, like "so there I was, in the thick of the rainforest right about to pounce on my prey when *splat* this thick sappy stuff splats on my head. So I got the bright idea to put it in my mouth and chew it. then BAM I discovered gum.". then bam, you discovered gum.

 

[Captain Brain]

As long as I get fire, I'm all right.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I'll think of something . .