I had never heard of the forking until I moved to the Midwest. I think everything but the salting is fun and part of being a kid! What a bunch of grumps IMO. We used to do a lot more- anyone remember soaping car windows ? It wasn't destructive it washed off. We also used to throw corn ( dried off the cob kernels) on peoples porches and sidewalks. The kids have lost so many of the fun adventures of childhood I am glad they still can do a few of the thrills. I actually saw my neighbors house getting TP'd last yr, thought it was funny and went back to watching TV. never told anyone.