Okay BE NICE and Caption THIS **Stolen from the Community Board**

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Bush: So, about the food here...

Obama: I wasn't gonna say anything, but I think that it needs to change.
 
Barack: Hell, yeah! Once you go black, you never go back!

Bush: Yeah, well, I thought everything was better with crackers... *pouty face*
 


Barack: So, tell me a little about the White House here, Mr. Bush.

George: Well, it's very big, great food, breakfast in bed, you get to blow up stuff you don't like. It's fantastic. There's enough beds to hold your whole family and the dead. Plus, you get a big comfy chair!

Barack: That's great! But how's security? Is it me, or do I feel like... we're being watched...

George: Hm, nah, we're not being watched, they just put in one of them fancy new shiny round pieces of glass in the eye of the teddy bear!

Barack: Oh okay. Now going back to blowing up stuff...
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That's my 11:OO at night, exhausted answer XD
 

Bush: Wanna know the secret to my re-election???

Obama: Uh..sure..?

Bush: Well, watcha do is try 'n' convince the general public that your administrationism is actually working. Weapons of mass destruction is another another winning selling point. The public will go crazy and freak out and you are basically guarenteeded to win again.
 
Bush: I never did figure out why this is called the oval office.
 





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