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Ok, men, I have a question for you!

salmoneous said:
I've tried to answer this question subtlety before and not quite gotten my point across, so let me be blunt. As guys, we are real good about buying ourselves whatever "stuff" we want. I honestly think the majority of guys would rather have the following than any "thing" our wives could buy:

Hire a sitter for the kids and instead of giving the guy a gift wrapped package, wear a bow on your head - and nothing else - and give the guy a night of pleasure he will never forget.


That is the best idea posted on this board in a long time!
 
If DH has taugh me anything in our 23 years of marriage, he taught me the way to make any gift better is for it to include nudity on my part in a private setting with him naked too. :banana: :banana: :banana:
 
My DH is also a race fan. He has said if we were going to do something "big" in Florida he would want to do something at Daytona for a day, preferably drive there. Our 10th is in December - not sure if we can swing it now but some day...
 

salmoneous said:
I've tried to answer this question subtlety before and not quite gotten my point across, so let me be blunt. As guys, we are real good about buying ourselves whatever "stuff" we want. I honestly think the majority of guys would rather have the following than any "thing" our wives could buy:

Hire a sitter for the kids and instead of giving the guy a gift wrapped package, wear a bow on your head - and nothing else - and give the guy a night of pleasure he will never forget.

Perhaps you might consider wearing one of the Disney princesses' costumes instead of going "au naturel"! :Pinkbounc

Seriously, Jimmiej stole my thunder with the excellent suggestion about the Segway tour, and he's absolutely right. I've given it several times as a gift to those close to me, and every single time the recipient has not only raved about it being the highlight of their trip, but still continues to talk about it for weeks or even months afterwards. You can't go wrong!

Of course, if Mrs. Mugg had decided to surprise me and wear a Jasmine costume when we last stayed concierge in the Contemporary tower while the Muggette was elsewhere, I strongly suspect I'd still be talking about that!! (just not in mixed company...) :Pinkbounc
 
once helped a female friend, Jen, who was trying her darndest to seduce a great guy she knew.

She had to try her darndest? Don't you know all a woman has to do is be a woman to seduce a guy?
 
ahutton said:
My DH is also a race fan. He has said if we were going to do something "big" in Florida he would want to do something at Daytona for a day, preferably drive there. Our 10th is in December - not sure if we can swing it now but some day...


As much as my husband loves Nascar he would always prefer me naked and available for his birthday/anniversary. Now if we could manage naked Nascar in Daytona he would think he died and gone to heaven!! :rotfl2:
 
Well...ahem...these are great suggestions :teeth:
I'll keep them in mind...
not sure about the princess costume, naked segway or naked nascar....but will keep the rest in mind :rotfl:
 
OK, you all inspired me. Check out my new self-made tag! :lmao:
 
If he likes beer, how 'bout a few cold ones around Epcot? If the kids are in tow, he doesn't have to get blitzed, but a coupla-three couldn't hurt. Then when you return to the room, if he can stay awake longer than the kids.... :teeth:
 
jimmiej said:
OK, you all inspired me. Check out my new self-made tag! :lmao:

:rotfl: ........Let me see if I have this right; the naked segway has just one control lever, and all you do is yank it in the direction you want to go, right?............ :rotfl:
 
Well, there is one handle which you twist forward and back to get it to turn the way you want... :earseek:

We have a segway at work and it can be fun, but it's not that fun!
 
I like the Segway idea. I'm not sure about the naked part though but maybe sexily underdressed would work? :)
 
You know.... I was going to post today that I was looking for ideas for my DH's 4oth b.day..... but I think I'm all set now!! (I just need to find a place to rent me a Segway, and make sure I'm doing this on a Nascar Sunday!!) BTW, would I still be considered naked if I was wearing knee pads and elbow pads?................P
 
salmoneous said:
I've tried to answer this question subtlety before and not quite gotten my point across, so let me be blunt. As guys, we are real good about buying ourselves whatever "stuff" we want. I honestly think the majority of guys would rather have the following than any "thing" our wives could buy:

Hire a sitter for the kids and instead of giving the guy a gift wrapped package, wear a bow on your head - and nothing else - and give the guy a night of pleasure he will never forget.


ditto
 
Well if he is a fisherman then Florida is famous for its Large Mouth Bass, I would like the chance at some of those big bass!
 
Lewis, Lewis, Lewis... :sad2:

Bass fishing? We're working on the greater good for all "husband-kind" here and you offer up bass fishing? We can do that on our own! Come on buddy, for the betterment of all married guys out there -- tell her to stick with the bow. :teeth:

:banana: :banana: :cheer2: :cheer2: :banana: :banana: :cheer2: :cheer2:
 


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