PracPerfPatricia
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So, just wanted to let you all know I now have cooked a turkey and it turned out fabulous! Very tasty indeed. I did end up putting stuffing in it. I wish you could've seen me trying to prep this stupid bird.....it was a sight! Let me walk you through it a little.
It's like the verbal version of the cooking channel ...![]()
There I was finally getting ready to get this bird in the bag and in the oven. Standing at my sink, I took the wrappings off the turkey. Now remember, I don't cook "whole birds", meaning I have never even cooked a whole chicken before. I am usually a boneless type of girl.
In other words... you don't have any desire to be a farm girl...
So I wasn't prepared for how ugly the little thing was.![]()
Probably looked better when it was alive with feathers and stuff... or maybe not...
And I didn't know there were two holes to stuff!
I called my Gram about a hundred times that morning. The first call was right then.
God Bless Gram...
I said "Gram, there are two holes in this turkey. Do I stuff the neck hole or the butt hole??" All she did was laugh at me! Can you believe that??!! She laughed at me!
Actually I can believe it...
After I figured out which end to stuff (put stuffing in one end and a whole onion in the other), and got all the giblets and crap out of the holes...I washed him all off nice and clean.
Did you use the good soap?...
I got my stuffing all ready, floured my cooking bag, and called Gram again. "Gram, am I supposed to stuff this thing first or put it in the bag first?" Yep, that's how my morning went. She told me to put it in the bag first. Okay....But she also told me to rub vegetable oil all over it and put salt and pepper on it. All you normal people would've known to do this after putting it in the bag. Not me. There I was trying to get a greased up ugly turkey in a bag all by myself. I finally got ahold of the slippery little sucker, but had both my arms around it. How was I to open the bag??
OMG... I sorry but that is funny....
BRADEY!!!!! Come help mommy for a second......
God Bless Bradey too!
Yep, we finally got that thing in the oven and it cooked perfectly. I had to take two showers that day to get the vegetable oil off me...but everything turned out perfect.
YEAH...Good for you... you triumphed over the turkey...
I decided that I didn't want to deal with the stress of Black Friday. First time in my life I have not gone BF shopping with my mom and aunts. It was really really hard for me to sit home while they were out there. It is such a tradition for us, but I just didn't have the money. So I went Black Saturday shopping instead with my momSpent much less on Sat than I would have on Friday
Sorry about the $$$ woes...and that you missed shopping with your mom and aunts... I usually decorate that day because honestly those crazy crowds can get a little out of hand for my taste...
Overall it was a great weekend and I loved having 4 days off. Bill got a great bonus at work this year, so our finances are looking better! Hope everyone else had a great TG too!
Yeah for great bonuses
