Oh the things you'll see!

[Mousemommy1]

Her poor DH!

It was priceless! I'm sure he's trying very hard to forget that magical memory.

 

[ars0525]

Scooter story,

First off, I've only met nice people in scooters.

Second, one day we jumped on a bus from Kidani and here come a lady in a scooter. It must have been her first day using one. The driver asked us to move to the back of the bus where it stepped up, since we were the only people on the bus. He lowers the ramp and she proceeds to drive full blast up the ramp and runs head on into the inside wall of the bus. She then turns the wheel, throws it in reverses and plows into stepup area. She then goes full throttle forward with the wheel turned and smashes into the seats directly in front of seats that fold up for the scooter area. Luckily, the bus driver had cat like skills and nimbly jumped out of the way before he was rammed in to. My wife and I just looked at each other in amazement. It was pretty cool, like a NASCAR race.

Thanks lugnut33...I so just got busted reading DIS at work cause I couldn't stop laughing!!

The kid falling in at Jungle Cruise & screaming Genie lady are pretty good too! We've been to Disney a lot & have seen some things that make us giggle, but nothing like these.

 

[ExBellhop]

...the wiry little man landed on his feet with a loud “Hee-yah!”

Not gonna lie, I will be doing my best to add "Hee-yah!" to my upcoming trip.

Gotta tap the memory banks to see what comes back to me. This is a great thread!

ExBellhop

 

[WDSearcher]

Food & Wine about six years ago. Two very drunken French visitors who had apparently spent way too much time drinking their way around World Showcase. They climbed over the fence near Canada, stripped down to their boxers, and went swimming in the lagoon! Do you KNOW what kind of stuff is in that water?

Security was called and they were unceremoniously fished out by four guys on a boat. I found out later that they'd been taken to Health Services where, as the manager I spoke to said, "they had every body cavity flushed to be sure they didn't pick up any parasites from the water and then they each got a bunch of tetanus and other shots". Apparently, the men were quite sober by the time it was done.

 

[dandave]

These are all great!

 

[JiminyGuyMaine]

No way -- I woulda made sure I sat right by them, to see what happened when the guy made the entire loop and realized he was wrong

Exactly! With a BIG happy smile on my face.....

 

[Momma2PrinceNPrinces]

Besides toddlers and babies in all their glory getting diapers changed on mommy's lap, I can't recall seeing anything too crazy.

 

[JacksLilWench]

Totally subscribing to this, and now I'm gonna have to rack my brain and find a good one to add to the mix!

 

[prettypatchesmsu]

OMG, these are hilarious! DH said what are you laughing at so I read these to him. I love the first one with the guy on the scooter. I can just imagine him yelling that as he's bucked off

 

[pieface]

I was at the Poly when I saw an elderly lady on a scooter driving full blast at me and my wife. We were on the sidewalk area which leads to the beach and I was wondering where in the world is she going. We jumped out of the way and she blasted past us as fast as she could. The scooter jumped the curb at the beach and was a little air borne. She crashed into the sand and the scooter kind of slid sideways throwing her off. I ran down to the beach to make sure she was okay and she was picking herself up when I got there. The only thing she could say is don't know where the damn brake is on this thing. She wasn't hurt and I helped her get the scooter up to the sidewalk where her family was waiting for her. The family suspended her scooter operation for the day. My wife and I laughed our butts off.

 

[GagesMama]

My story isn't as funny as these others, but I got a good chuckle.

While in the restroom in HS one day, a small girl in the stall next to me kept repeating, "Please don't flush. Please don't flush." This went on the whole time I was in there. I guess the girl finally finished her business and the toilet flushed. She said brightly, "Thank you!"

Oh the joys of automatic toilets.

 

[irishtigger]

No way -- I woulda made sure I sat right by them, to see what happened when the guy made the entire loop and realized he was wrong

I woulda been in the same car as them as well... No way I would have missed that!

 

[IslandAdventure4]

We saw a hyperactive kid about 10 of Indian descent (they were in front of us in line and I could not understand one word that they were saying) hopping and jumping around while in line for the jungle cruise. He could not stand still. Somehow, he ended up on the far right side of the rope right before you load up. Unfortunately for him, he fell in. Don't think mom or dad knew how to swim or were just so surprised they didn't know what to do. One of the CM's did however. He jumped right in and pulled the kid up and back onto the walkway. They quickly ushered him away and the male CM left to change as he was wet from head to toe. As I was holding on to my twins, I saw the whole thing. I asked the cm if they needed me to sign anything as far as a near miss or anything and she told me, No- cause it happened at the front of the lines, they would have it all on tape. She did take my phone number down as I figured it was just in case a lawsuit happened.

P.S. kid got a low 2.5 score on the dive as he basically did a backflop. CM got a 10.00 for executing the recover dive!

That story is Epic....

 

[ExBellhop]

I keep searching my memory banks for a worthwhile contribution and this is the best I have, so far.

We were heading into Epcot, and witnessed a youngish kid hurl all over the turnstiles at the entrance. At the time, that particular turnstile was unmanned, so I detoured over to a CM and said, "I think someone just threw up over there." The CMs response has stayed with us for years - "Oh! Thanks! Have a Magical Day!"

And that phrase has now been tied to that activity for all time

 

[MOmousefan]

I was leaving DHS and waiting for bus back to POP when 4 teenagers walked to front of the line and jumped on the bus. They wanted to go to Typhoon Lagoon and would not listen to the bus driver tell them this bus did not go to TL. We were all getting annoyed so the driver said ok this bus goes to TL and everyone was happy.Arriving at POP the driver said to get off and wait for the next bus we gave him a round of applause. Well played, driver!

 

[darnheather]

More fantastic stories! Can not believe the woman with the toilet. I mean I believe it but OMG so cray cray!

 

[Zooshoveller]

More fantastic stories! Can not believe the woman with the toilet. I mean I believe it but OMG so cray cray!

Someone posted on another thread they saw that happen on a Disney bus!

 

[think-like-tink]

these are great!

 

[Lita]

2 years ago we were standing in line to meet Genie and it was very hot outside. Well, we moved up in line until we were the 3rd group from the front when they decided to swap out Genie (presumably due to heat) and they said that Genie would be back in 15 minutes.

Ok, at the front of the line was a family with small children. Then a couple, probably in their 40's, with no children, and then us.

Well, with the announcement that Genie would be back in 15 minutes, the woman from the couple in front of us absolutely WAILED very loudly, screaming "noooooooooooooo, Genie, you can't leave......you can't leave Genie" She was bawwwwwling her eyes out and started to yet "Genie, it's me!!!!! It's me, Genie!!!!". She literally pushed the family in front of her aside and rushed at Genie and was holding onto his arm crying.... meanwhile the man of the couple was just staring in almost disbelief and then embarrassment. My then 4 and 6 year olds were asking "Mommy what's wrong with that woman...Genie will be back" (see, they got it)

It was soooooo bizarre, and Genie did stop and sign her book and take pictures and she stopped crying, but seriously.....Crazy.

So, we often yell out "Genie, it's meeeeeee!!!" and instantly we all start laughing.

Oh my!! I am ROTFL!!!

 

[Lita]

No way -- I woulda made sure I sat right by them, to see what happened when the guy made the entire loop and realized he was wrong

Me too!