Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CindyCan]

You guys are so allegedly funny!

Thanks for the exciting, amazing laugh tonight!

 

[RNMOM]

 

[lucas]

Will this do?

Amazing dancing!

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

I just read this on msn.

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/09-11-06_3?GT1=7701

Speaking of wigs, those endlessly dissected Vanity Fair snaps of Suri and her abundant fringe on top did little to appease conspiracy theorists who are convinced that shenanigans still surround Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

But for the shiny-toothed twosome, the PR battle rages on, and it appears they're pulling out the most powerful weapons in their arsenal to try to remove the air of Xenu-tinged aberrance clinging to them more tightly than Leah Remini to her copy of "Dianetics."

In recent days, they've not only stepped out with their respective moms in tow (for some baby shopping and bread-breaking), a move seemingly designed to deflect rumblings of family tension, but this weekend they were back in their photo-op comfort zone, cheering on Cruise's daughter Isabella from the sidelines of her soccer game.

Insiders tell TMZ that this flurry of TomKat face-time is "just the beginning of a carefully crafted, all-out image-remaking offensive" that will climax with what we're guessing will be their "amazing," "magnificent" and "beautiful" nuptials.

And it's a good bet Victoria Beckham will be front and center at the ceremony. Seems the twiggy, perma-tanned Posh Spice has joined the small but vocal contingent of non-L. Ron Hubbard-affiliated Tom and Katie defenders.

"People say he's strange or whatever but he's not, he's just a genuinely lovely caring person," she asserts to the London Mirror. "And Katie? I have to say she's one of the most down-to-earth celebrities I've ever met and they really are great. I couldn't imagine a better person for Tom and it's brilliant that she's made him so happy."

Less convinced is Time magazine, which, in a commentary from James Poniewozik, weighs in on the downward spiraling A-lister's attempts at what it calls "strategic openness."

"How far has he fallen? Look at Vanity Fair's Annie Leibovitz cover photo. Cruise holds Suri, nestled inside his bomber jacket; Katie Holmes peers at -- but doesn't touch -- her baby," he writes. "It is a brilliant, sly metacomment on the whispers about Cruise: Is he too controlling? What creepy power does he have over [Holmes]? What is he hiding? It is the sort of thing that, one suspects, a more powerful Cruise would have vetoed and that the media would have been scared to death to pull on him."

 

[CindyCan]

THREE new articles today! I'm not going to post all the text, but here are the links.

Ferrell's Scientology Fear

Too funny! I guess Will Farrell isn't (allegedly) afraid of the kool-aid drinkers!


Fall wedding

Tom's publicist is saying the wedding will happen in the next 3-6 weeks. Anyone know exactly when MI:III comes out on DVD? I'm sure we could pinpoint the exact wedding date based on required publicity, right? No word on whether Katie's parents, or even Suri, will attend!!


Baldwin prays for Cruise

I just found this one to be hilarious!

 

[my4kids]

THREE new articles today! I'm not going to post all the text, but here are the links.

Ferrell's Scientology Fear

Too funny! I guess Will Farrell isn't (allegedly) afraid of the kool-aid drinkers!


Fall wedding

Tom's publicist is saying the wedding will happen in the next 3-6 weeks. Anyone know exactly when MI:III comes out on DVD? I'm sure we could pinpoint the exact wedding date based on required publicity, right? No word on whether Katie's parents, or even Suri, will attend!!


Baldwin prays for Cruise

I just found this one to be hilarious!

Oh boy! Now I can go to bed tonight with a smile on my face because I know the Stephen Baldwin of all people is on the case!

 

[bigmerle1966]

3 to 6 weeks, want to bet it's 6. This is from Amazon

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[bigmerle1966]

And I think some of you on here need a little time away from the Kool-aid. There's a little too much amazement going on.

 

[Beth76]

Stephen Baldwin is going to save the world from Scientology and porn!

At the time, the actor reportedly said he planned to shame patrons of the Rockland County store by taking pictures of their license plates and publishing their names in a local paper.

What a good Christian man!

 

[Nancy]

When you buy enough of your own hype, then it's not who you are anymore."

Ok, Stephen Baldwin should talk! I think he is believing his own hype!

3 to 6 weeks, want to bet it's 6. This title will be released on October 30, 2006.

Oh yeah, wedding right around the DVD release. Like we are all stupid and won't see right through that publicity ploy!

I bought all the nags today, I'll recap any TC/KH/Suri stories later tonight after I read them. Did read a bit at lunch, but all the amazing and beautiful stuff that I was reading was making me nauseous!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Yep 6 weeks from next Monday. I bet it will be the 28th or 29th of October.

 

[CindyCan]

6 weeks! I knew it! Oh, imagine living your life around necessary publicity stunts. Yep, that's why I wanted to get married...to improve my popularity and promote a DVD release.

Well, I guess that's nothing considering Suri-gate.

 

[KATHINOWA]

Our local radio station reported that the rumors in LA are that Tom is not Suri's father. Katie's ex Chris Klein is the baby's father. She told Tom shortly after they met and he agreed to take credit for the baby. If you look at pics of Chris Klein and Suri they have the exact same eyes. When I told my DH he was like who cares? But then he saw the pics and he's a believer.

 

[tekmom]

This Suri thread is great. My money's on Josh Hartnett.

 

[rhanditresmom]

Excellent job of using alleged in your sentences!!!!
Go to the head of the class!

Thank you, Daxx!!! I needed some affirmation!

 

[rhanditresmom]

Hey everybody, I can't tell you how AWESOME this book really is! It is really really great! You need to get your own copy soon!

Wow...that is AMAZING! That kool-aid looks GREAT! I mean, really really GREAT! AMAZING!.....allegedly, that is.....

 

[Daxx]

"People say he's strange or whatever but he's not, he's just a genuinely lovely caring person," she [Victoria Beckham] asserts to the London Mirror. "And Katie? I have to say she's one of the most down-to-earth celebrities I've ever met and they really are great. I couldn't imagine a better person for Tom and it's brilliant that she's made him so happy."

FYI - Brilliant is brit-speak for Amazing!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Daxx]

Geez, Sonya -- talk about taking one for the team!!! I hope we didn't lose you to some really great, amazing frea ... uh ... I mean people!!!

 

[Sthronds]

I just wanted you all to know that the entertainment and educational quality of this thread is Amazing! You are all Beautiful and Great! Just Brilliant! Allegedly. . .

 

[DiszyDeanette]

Wow...that is AMAZING! That kool-aid looks GREAT! I mean, really really GREAT! AMAZING!.....allegedly, that is.....

Well, at least she's wearing lime green, so there may be hope for her yet!